Eva Longoria, who is not Sofia Vergara but in her narcissistic cunt way, probably feels like she paved the way for her, you know giving Hollywood some Spanish vibes, even though Eva Longoria, despite being first generation, is whiter than the slutty bathing suit she’s squeezed herself into. I think she’s probably a lot fatter than this.

People love Eva Longoria, even though she looks like she hires Mexican help to feel superior Mexican to them because she was probably teased for being a Mexican in her border town she’s from, giving her a complex even after her successes.

I love slutty white bathing suits are my favorite color bathing suit….for obvious reasons that start with me as a young teen at a friend’s pool seeing his older sister full, shaved, cunt…which in the 80s was a big deal…all thanks to her white bathing suit. An unlikely friendship, sure, but a valued one.

So here is Eva Longoria with her tits and ass out in a tight white swimsuit getting wet in the pool on her current vacation wishing Sofia Vergara never existed.

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