When you look at Lily Rose Depp’s ass, do you automatically think “I wonder if Johnny Depp’s ass looks this good, or would he need to take estrogen to get it to this level, because I love Johnny Depp, his career is like Tom Hanks or Matt Damons or even Leo DiCaprios, you know ICONIC. Or do you think Johnny Depp’s got the best CUM, look at what it made….my cum just makes a mess…what can’t this legend do…he’s iconic”…because I feel 90 percent of Lily Rose Depp’s hype is dudes who are just way too into Johnny Depp….their little Pirate of the Caribbean if you will….but not open to the idea of being queer…so they just channel that admiration into sexualizing his daughter…wanting to Edward Penishand her (one of the more important porn parodies of yesteryear)….

I’m personally indifferent on the whole Johnny Depp aspect of Lily Rose Depp, I never think of the dad’s when I get off to a girl, it’s not my thing, even when it’s a tactic of revenge. “Oh you took my parking spot neighbor, I’m gonna fuck your daughter” by the time the fucking starts I forget my whole motive, and don’t be impressed his daughter was a wheelchair bound half retard who lived in their apartment because they couldn’t afford an institution but don’t worry….I still fucked her good.

What I am trying to say is…I like Lily Rose Depp for being Lily Rose Depp…which I am sure none of her friends do. Because I love the plight of the celebrity child. I find it weird and hilarious especially when they are posting gratuitous ass pics in their jeans for attention…like they don’t have enough in their fucking lives to just not bother with social media.

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