Jennifer Lopez is 50 years old but the abs she’s flashing in her crop top and tight leggings on the way to the gym don’t look a day over 50 trying to look 30…..

All these people are bullshit and they preach bullshit about inclusivity and body positivity but they don’t mean it. They are so fucking vain and all they really care about is themselves so trying to be as hot as possible for as long as possible….is key.

This bitch INVESTS huge money into herself, and not even to be healthy, but rather to look as good as she can so she can make more money to add to the pile of money she’s got because why the fuck not. She’s J.LO.

The truth is that even if she got fat, she’d still get work and sell out concerts because she’s J.Lo. That’s how celebrities work, so if anything this trying to be hot at 50 is for some weird other reason, maybe a few of losing her man to young pussy that is more interesting pussy.

I can’t really say that I’ve ever found a 50 year old hot, there may be one or two out there, but from my life experience hot and 50 are mutually exclusive. They are on parallel planes that never cross..

But J.Lo’s trying to break down barriers or something as she tries as hard as she can, investing her resources into it, so that she she can milk the whole “Hot at 50” movement, inspiring 45 year old women to try to stop eating cake so that they too can be J.Lo, even though they don’t bother, and seem more interested in living vicariously through her, the other option is too much work.

50 is granny aged, especially for a Puerto Rican, hell it’s almost Great Granny age for a Puerto Rican, they all have kids at 16, so theoretically great granny age is 48 and this is what Great Granny’s look like when they’ve had a life in the entertainment industry scamming you all.

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