Dove Cameron is some trending young slut that proabably swallows despite spitting in this video that looks like a porn casting couch.

They call them throatpies and maybe she’s only spitting because it’s not studio executive sperm, she started out young, that is all she knows….what is this water thing you speak of…I get my hydration by my handlers direct from the spout…

I don’t know why, but every Disney Kid grows up out of Disney as a slut, well I do know why because I listen to Corey Feldman….I also know a guy who lived across the street from Corey Haim when he was back in Montreal and he’d tell him all kinds of crazy stories while smoking his cigarette butts.

Literally knocking on the door “man can I have a smoke, shit, you don’t have smokes, can I roll the smokes in your ashtray into a cigarette”…which was a fucking trip for anyone who remembered the Coreys…RIP.

Poor Corey Haim….but Dove Cameron seems to be doing alright producing the smut she was trained to produce because it gets hits…

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