Malin Ackerman is bringing the clickbait in the form of Bikinis and Beers, which I guess is the classic way to make a dude think a bitch is awesome…in a “she’s so cool, she’s hot, in a bikini, and she drinks a beer”….some simple minded shit for simple minded people because we can’t all have standards, dreams, ideas, vision, understanding of the world…some of us are just full retards who get daily erections they need to release after a long day at a shitty low level job thanks to dropping out of high school because it was too hard for their retard brains….where seeing a bitch in a bikini is like “amazing” but a bitch in a bikini with a beer is just next level because they like drinking beer too…and it feeds that fantasy that drinking in their garage alone could be far better if it was drinking at a pool with some hot bitch…

Guess what, the clickbait works….because Malin Ackerman is old enough to understand how simple minded men are. I know we get all this credit for being conniving, strategic, manipulative, criminal masterminds who are able to use our power to get girls to do whatever we ask of them, like some kind of puppets….but from my experience all the dudes I know, myself included are just fucking suckers who buy into anything a girl is selling us….hardly the predators we are being packaged by…I mean a simple bikini pic is enough for use to get excited about….we’re pretty fucking basic.

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