In what may be the hottest thing you’ll see today, at least according to me, because Swanepoel was always my favorite VS model when VS models mattered and Irina Shayk was always my favorite soulless Russian Spy who made it in America thanks to some homosexual soccer player making her his girlfriend, in exchange for Sports Illustrated Swim projects…

They may be older now, moms now, but I’m older too and they both look fucking good, especially in this fake dyke chick that may remind you of your friend’s 40 year old wife who read an article in Cosmo about how important it is for girls to double dildo each other while their husbands watch, which I assume is something that happens at dinner parties, since I have no friends and don’t do dinner parties, but spend enough time on the internet to know that girls fucking girls is part of keeping marriages, especially suburban marriages, exciting…

So this power duo are amazing….blown out mom pussies or not…they are a reminder what hot chicks were and what they should continue to be…because the internet’s got confused and normalized the uglies when this is what we need as a society.

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