Monica Bellucci is the kind of girl your Italian barber in his 70s fucking loves, you know with the pin-up picture of her to remind him of the OLD COUNTRY he left to cut hair in America, better than being a bricklayer I guess.

She’s typically praised for being the iconic set of Italian tits, you know the reference point when you meet some DAGO GUINEA WOP in the Italian grocery store eating pasta with her big saggers, you say “those EYETALLIONS know how to tit”.

These are of her at 25 years old, that’s before she was in a relationship with TIM BURTON and clearly before her tits really grew into themselves, if anything the tits look very 1980s and there’s something special about that….mainly because it took a certain kind of opportunist to become a TITTY model, even in EUROPE where this is considered wearing a bathing suit….

All this to say, Italy is wonderful and so are their tits, even in the 80s.

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