Haley Kalil is some Sports Illustrated model….who does the whole influencer, bikini model thing…prior to her career as a model, Kalil competed in beauty pageants and was crowned Miss Minnesota Teen USA 2010 and later competed in Miss Teen USA 2010. So you know she thinks she’s got what it takes. She placed in the […]
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2020
03
Nov
Haley Kalil Hard Nipples of the Day
Haley Kalil is some WAG who is married to some NFL player named Matt Kalil. They got married in 2015 but renewed their vows in 2016 because he obviously fucked a bunch of sluts being an NFL player, it comes with the territory….when you’re paid stupid money even at the low level to play a […]
2019
30
Jul
Haley Kalil Tits in Tulum of the Day
Haley Kalil won some really prestigious contest that put her on the map….the half naked on social media map…and that was some bullshit 2018 SI Swim Model search, because I guess SI liked Maxim’s Hometown hotty approach to marketing…you know make these idiots get votes and run out there begging for people to vote…all boosting […]
2019
29
Mar
Haley Kalil Erotica of the Day
Haley Kalil was featured in the 2018 SI Model Search…..which basically means that she was bundled with 400 people trying to live out their dreams….while being preyed on by Sports Illustrated to repost…and tag them It is instagram / social media marketing / survival…. Get as many idiots as you can tagging you so you […]
2024
14
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I like to sexually harass all the women who send me take down notices of content that I posted 20 fucking years ago of their tits…. Today, I took down images from ZOO magazine featuring a Glamour Model of the time’s hot tits…because she asked me to… I said that I know they aren’t her […]
2024
12
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Summer is coming and so would I be if I wasn’t impotent….because so many girls are riding on bikes in skimpy shorts with their tits out…all grinding up on their bike seats like the perverts that they are. Here are some stepLINKS… I SAID….. Here are some stepLINKS…. NOT AS EXCITING AS GIRLS IN BIKE […]
2024
15
May
stepLINKS of the Day
The best thing about being an illiterate who writes unfunny jokes on the internet for the world to see is the bananas. Even if the world doesn’t actually see it, it’s available for download…. This thankless and confusing non-work…. Here are some stepLINKS…. Viral Sensation Caitlin Clark Wore a Tube Top and Lost! LICK HERE […]
2024
10
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s the weekend, go out there and find some chicks with fake tits, fake lips, fake faces, fake hands, fake asses and do your best to have sex with them… The muppet pussy is real, it’s everywhere and you can thank the internet for that… You can also thank the internet for stepLINKS.. Here are […]
2023
26
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I guess is safe to assume that you have finally stopped jerking off to your cousin’s tits after staring at them at the family function this Christmas season. By this time in the Holiday calendar, you’ve probably jerked your dick off which is probably better than raping or impregnating your cousin, assuming she can still […]
2023
19
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Nothing says holidays like finger banging a co-worker when she’s drunk at the Christmas party, knowing that she may try to me-too you, but thanks to your low level ambition, the fact that you’re a total failure…. So thanks to you being insignificant, the girl you finger banged will likely keep the finger banging to […]