Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese freedom fighter, which is more than you can say for most Portuguese people, who haven’t really accomplished much since finding North America, and who have since kinda taken the back seat to productivity and decided to ride off that…1492 hustle…

But Sara Sampaio, who is Portuguese and who has been just named a new Victoria’s Secret angel…which means she has secured an actual modeling contract with the brand…that involves something like 55 work days, tons of press, for something like 50k a year…is a freedom fighter…

If defending being skinny is a freedom fighter thing to do, which I think it is, in this era of everyone is fat and disgusting, and skinny babes are a dying art form…thanks to hormones in our foods and laziness…

She’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or it is just great to be skinny and fat chicks and fast food joints and the Pharma industry hate anyone who is living it…

It’s like reverse the bullying, let’s not laugh at the fat girl who’s thighs are rubbing together and is out of breath walking ten steps to get to the donut shop…as she slowly dies…in a life where there is no quality of life…thanks tot donuts…and instead bully the babe getting paid to be half naked…

The whole world’s gone crazy, and I blame social media.

Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar, in pretty boring pics…considering we’ve seen her naked…. HERE

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Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can…

She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand…

She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy…

As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her…

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I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy…

Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit..

That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company…

She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat….

She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon…

Either way, she’s in a bikini

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Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret…

I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit..

Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…

It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy…

Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models…

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I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves…

But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches…

That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism…

All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini ..

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