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2010

11

Jan

Some Adult Expo Bullshit of the Day

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I didn’t go to the AVN Awards this year because I wasn’t invited by a porn company or credited as press or given money to cover the shit, because I guess they figured I’d do it all for free with other people’s pictures and that I don’t deserve to have fun. See I’ve got a thing with a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores with no self respect, but I’m not into a room full of drug addict, daddy issue, molested and raped whores who mistake the attention they get from getting fucked on camera as actual self-worth and purpose and who really gives a fuck…

More haggard, battered, disgusting women than at the local welfare line, these ones are just more ambitious and realize they can make a decent living filming sex for some Jewish execs, they pay more than the dudes they fuck for extra drug money in their shithole apartments.

In the event you missed the point of this post, I fucking hate pornstars, they disgust me with their bottom feeding, it’s like anyone can get cheap plastic surgery, a dress at the sex shop and get filmed fucking, it’s just that not everyone is that fucking ghetto.

That’s why I like my porn amateur and unstaged. Sex tapes and fucking self-shot pics, where real girls are fucking on camera for free cuz they like fucking and made bad judgement calls one night when drunk with the wrong guy. It’s way fucking hotter than this stripper trash.

Either way, here are the pics from the tradeshow if you’re into used up trash who cost too much, unlike me, who pays used up trash the price they deserve, which is always far less than retail, a price that is the only reason I’m fuckin’ with them, cuz trust me, it’s definitely not for their ragged fucking cunts….seriously….

BONUS – Shauna Sand Was There in a Ridiculous Outfit…

Pics via LFI

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2009

19

Jan

Ron Jeremy Has Crocs of the Day

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I was going to do a guess the Crocs post like I’ve seen on other sites, but I hate games. I have been to dinner parties that were very adult with my wife, and board games have been brought out and that’s my cue to hit up the couch and try to block out the cheers and laughs of everyone having the time of their lives, while looking like total fucking assholes, proud that I didn’t humiliate myself like they did because games are the one thing that embarrasses me, the whole time being called the downer, being called the party pooper and being mocked by the other adults, without fully grasping the only game I am down for is sexual and involves all the women naked and licking each other’s pussies.

So in keeping with ruining joy, excitement, anticipation all all those other emotions people get when you play games around me, I decided to just post the answer and save the fucking headache.

So here the person in the crocs was style icon Ron Jeremy at the Adult Expo last week and he dressed up for the occasion by looking pretty much like as much of a fat slob as he’s always been. Sure he’s fucked more pussy than the majority of fat slobs who just jerk off if they’re not too lazy between sandwiches, only to cum all over their wife beaters to create some new stains to live next their mustard stains, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a fat slob, it means that having a big dick gets you everything in life, not that I’d know first hand, but based on my research, it’s true.

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