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2019

03

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lady in a bikini and she looks good.

I have nothing to say about Alessandra Ambrosio…

Her Belly Button is scaring the fuck out of me, which may sound silly, you know when people fixate on the imperfections on an otherwise hot chick, who has made a very long and lucrative career out of being hot, and who at 40 is still succeeding at it..

It’s like a pathetic thing pathetic dudes do…they find that one flaw, single it out and tease it….people look at people like that and see how insecure and unhappy they are in their lives…

Well, I have never claimed to not be a pathetic dude…

I run a fucking blog bro…there is zero cool in that…I am broke, unhappily married, an alcoholic who can’t get a boner and who can’t take a shit…but that doesn’t have any fucking impact in my saying her belly button is terrifying…they are unrelated…my ability to see a fucking weird belly button and point it out…and the fact that I’m a loser…UNRELATED..

I also find it irritating that she’s old, still modeling, and repressing the young girls trying to come up in the industry…by not getting out of their damn way…like an old timer who hates the new….and overly asserts herself to prove she doesn’t neeed to be replaced..

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2018

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio at 100 years old – still has the ability to get half naked and sprawled out on the beach in a bikini..possibly because it requires zero to no talent, skill or effort to do….but I am sure Alessandra Ambrosio she polarizes it and pretends it requires skill…you know the whole it takes 10,000 hours to master something…like posing for a camera in a way that looks like she’s posing for a camera because she’s posing for a fucking camera…

But that doesn’t mean, I won’t stare at her half naked in bikini, pushing 40, stealing jobs from the 19 year olds because Victoria’s Secret knows her ability to sell their shitty product so they keep her the fuck around…not that you perverts care about that.

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2018

23

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio must still be a hit in terms of Victoria’s Secret website analytics, because they keep her around despite being 40…and a mom….

I figure they put up pics of her in their catalogs online and can see what drive the sales…and she’s likely got good numbers..because the people buying the shitty mall brand have watched her get older and are getting older too…so they still relate to her in a way that involves buying panties she’s wearing hoping to turn on their husbands, ex husbands, new dudes they met on Tinder now that their first marriage failed…who knows….or cares…

Alessandra Ambrosio is so played out, but still getting paid, and here she is sprawled out in a bikini seducing the paparazzi hired by the brand as part of their “Casual Promotion” of the bitches being casual…on the beach you know “vacationing” to hype up for Spring Break Sales…all so calcuated….

I am more into seeing her belly hanging over her bikini bottom…

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2017

29

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

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I feel like the recruiter for Victoria’s Secret 25 years ago, when I was walking down the beaches of Brazil and found two fit, tall, models that I could either abduct or hire at a discount, to work for my billion dollar brand built off cheap Chinese manufacturing, product made for very little, sold at a premium, all because girls like this happened….

Only, it’s 25 years later, the exploitation of these women is done, and now, at 45, both still look good, but I think it’s time for them to retire their bikini bottoms professionally, and stick to doing it on an amateur level like this…because there are so many budding new tall fit skinny models out there who aren’t 45…

Leave some damn room for the future pussy…..whether from Brazil or really anywhere…but I guess we’ve got Instagram for that.

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2017

27

Oct

Old Lady Ambrosio in Fitness Gear of the Day

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So Old she’s got a Tramp Stamp….

I’ve been going into how Alessandra Ambrosio at 40 fucking years old, despite being fit, she does go to the gym everyday, she knows they are filming their Victoria’s Secret fashion show and like an athlete at the Olympics, she’s strapped down, starved herself, and committed to the workouts, instead of just gingerly stepping aside to let naturally fit, young girls take her place…

Her ego, and her wanting to make more money greed, just keep her at this, trying to defy the aging process and for whatever reason, VS keep her around, maybe she has dirt on them, she’s bribing them, or maybe she actually sells panties to her audience that don’t want to admit they are getting old…

But she’s Old enough to have a tramp stamp people…that’s fucking way too old to be a bikini model – no matter how tight body she is…

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2017

24

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Backlit Sunset Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is some mooch bitch who won’t back the fuck off her career as a lingerie model, even though she’s near 40, to give room for hotter, younger, more eager bitches, because her ego…just won’t allow her to accept she’s old as fuck..

So she works out, she starves herself, she looks great for near 40, but back the fuck off girl…let the hot young girls in…no one needs to see half naked middle aged bitches in half naked action in an era where young hot chicks get naked all the fucking time…

She just can’t take what she got and move on..she’s gotta be all greedy as fuck…the worst.

She also Left the Gym recently…in Gym Clothes…Erotic

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2017

19

Sep

Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day

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As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people….

But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days….

In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person….

Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar..

I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam…

Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100.