People seem to like Alison Brie and her cheesy ass..that is seemingly not that cheesy compared to all the fat chicks out there…but fit and in leggings…which could just be the leggings doing the talking and she may just have no ass at all…but since I don’t get to see these women on the street naked in their overly spandex outfits, I never get mad at fabrics that make their asses look appealing, tight, and somethign I’d chip a tooth on…I buy into the illusion like watching a David Copperfield stunt, because I like to believe the lie…I choose to believe the lie…it makes life a little warmer and sweeter and nicer to be in…

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I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watch her show about women wrestlers…I didn’t watch her show on Communities… but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…and she’s got tits…that she’s exposed in her new show because that’s what fame / acting / being a woman with tits is all about…

I have written very important things about her like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

That’s about the extent of my genius.

I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….making my BRIE joke…my BRILLIANT Brie Joke…obsolete…like me….but it’s nice to see that not everyone is obsolete as she keeps her relevance up doing whatever she does…in this not so hot shoot…

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Alison Brie is in GLOW…the show about Female Wreslers in the 80s…anyone on this site knows all about it because wrestling is your thing…you’re just that white trash….

Well, I guess it premiered on NETFLIX, the hub of all video content now that no one has cable, it’s the place to be….especailly when you’re broke and have a friend’s password…

And…people are excited about it…obviously…it’s women’s wrestling in the 80s…

So pics of Alison Brie in costume are circulating and I feel are good enough to jerk off to….so there.

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Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….another comedic actress with big tits…who is fat while this one isn’t…

But she is so edgy…all posing with a bachelorette party dick cup…because she’s a comedic actress….all average looking, but loved by all her creeper fans…

I don’t know why I’m dragging this out…..or even trying to figure it out…she doesn’t matter, or maybe she does…but I consider mattering more than just being a slut on TV…

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Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star…

I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST ….

Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird

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I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watching but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…

I’ve wrote things like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

Wow. I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…I also love birthday clowns….they’re so creepy…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….destroying my Brie jokes…but not for long, because as of 12 hours ago she’s been engaged to Dave Franco, who I guess is James Franco’s brother who she’s dating…and if you care about this news…you’re weird…

But if you like staring at recently engaged girl tits in magazines…here you go…from the titty now newsworthy titty archives…

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