2013
15
Apr
Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties .
Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.
Posted in:Alison Brie
2012
18
Oct
ALISON BRIE is on a show called Community that I have never watched…and she has also BEEN IN LINGERIE FOR GQ …..and HALF NAKED FOR COMPLEX ….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie…especially after looking at them being shown off in NYlon….I just wish things didn’t work for her and her birthday party clown gig turned to bachelor party entertainment…you know since she’s built for it…but sometimes things work out for people and they can figure out the legal way to prostitute themselves….godo job Alison Schermerhorn….
Posted in:Alison Brie
2012
01
Feb
I don’t really know who Alison Brie is, but apparently she was on Mad Men and is currently on Community….I posted a picture of her getting spanked in her panties in GQ …..as well as a video of her Half Naked for Complex ….and the funny thing about her is that she’s got some obscure fanbase that is so into her at least one of them sent me this twitpic of her saying how hot she was and shit was too weird not to post.
Dear Jesus.
I love the site. I love the pictures and videos but I really love how you rip these celebrity bitches a new asshole. I wish I could rip celebrity bitches and new asshole. Not with words, with scissors.
Here is a picture Alison Brie posted on twitter. I’ve been jerking off to her for at least a year. I really like her and her tits but this is the hottest I’ve ever seen her.
It is like you can see fear in her eyes. It is like she is locked in my trunk looking up at me begging me not to hurt her or her family. It is like she knows she is gonna get it. All wide-eyed and erotic.
There is not enough girls in fear pictures out there. Everyone focuses on half naked when what matters is what is beneath the surface. You should do more of that. I know I’d be happy and I am sure other people would too.
Hope to see it on the site,
Timmy
This is the kind of internet shit that should make women online dating worried. The freaks of the internet still exist and I’m the lucky one getting emailed by them….
I’d call the police, but I’d rather just post the non-erotic pic that Timmy finds erotic cuz there’s humor in this somewhere…look into her big deer in the headlight eyes while figuring it out….
What happened to girls posting hot half naked pics…weird.
Posted in:Alison Brie
2011
14
Jul
Here’s Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs for GQ, doing some Terry Richardson style lesbianism, like he did with Glee, in efforts to promote their show “Community” and as far as I’m concerned, it is genius marketing, even if it didn’t take a genius to figure it out, since dyking out celebs in their underwear, in subtle yet implied pornographic images, that just touch the line of pornography, you know as a lead in, but still keeps corporate sponsors happy, while making the fans hungry for more, is just a solid move…I should take their lead, but I prefer napping.
Before today I didn’t know who these bithes were and now I want to see their sex tape…Good work GQ….now Put me on the cover in my panties…I need the fame.
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2010
01
Feb
Alison Brie is a half Jewish actress on Mad Men and now she is half naked in Complex. She’s gone a long way from performing at her local Jewish Community Center where she was trying to prove that she was as Jewish than the other Jewish kids even though she was only half the Jew she wished she could be….while the real Jews had better things to do than hang at the Jewish Community Center since they didn’t come from homes with only one Jewish parent, they were comfortable in their skin and didn’t have the same identity issues, so spent their days smoking weed and yelling at their Filipino/Mexican nannies instead….
The funny thing about Alison Brie is that her and I have something in common, we both worked as clown’s at children’s birthday parties, only she ended up on TV and I ended up with a restraining order and court ordered substance abuse classes.
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