Alison Brie Schermerhorn Franco (because she’s married to Dave Franco) and Brie is a cheese not a last name, where as Schermerhorn is also a name that you’d probably want off the Marquee if your goal was to be an actor, not because of it’s ethnic implications, we support all heritage so long as there are tits….but because Schermerhorn is far too many letters but more importantly not sexy at all….unless you’re into that sort of thing…

I know that Alison Brie is a favorite amongst the nerds and I am not even sure why. I’ve scanned her IMDB and I assume she won most people over on COMMUNITY, but I never saw the saw. She was also in Mad Men, but I never saw that either. For someone who watches TV all fucking night and day, I haven’t seen any of the hits….

Then she’s in GLOW about girl wrestling, which means dudes have jacked off to her there and probably everywhere because that’s the legacy celebs have…countless weirdos jerking off to them….and here’s some fuel to that fire with under tit of the 37 year old….

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Alison Brie has her tits out for some bullshit that doesn’t matter because her tits are performing for you, which I guess is something she’s into because I watched Horse Girl this past weekend, I liked Horse Girl, I saw her nude scene in Horse Girl before seeing Horse Girl so clearly a good marketing tactic to get a pervert like me who used to rent movies based on the rating, or if there was nudity in them, to keep my perverted ass interested in the story..

She’s got a lot of hype, nerds like her, I think she’s really “whatever” at least in terms of her looks, I’m not a judge of her ability as an actor because I find all that silly, make-belief bullshit, where all actors fucking suck and look dumb doing it, but she was naked, her tits were out, and now you can see that nipple again….I guess it is a trend.

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Alison Brie, who you can’t help but make a cheese joke about, you know, because her name is brie…I don’t really know what your cheese joke would be, maybe about how her pussy is some rancid lactic acid from all that “becoming famous” tactics…mouldy and shit…or you could think of dipping your breadstick into her baked brie cunt hole…I am not good at comedy…I just know the bitch’s name is brie…

I also know that she’s got her pussy out, with a bush, which I love and not because it is hip and trendy, but because I’ve always been into bush and felt the whole bald pussy thing was a fail from man kind, or really woman kind, dudes would have still fucked hairy pussy if it never become the norm to shave the pussy….women did this to themselves. WOMAN ON WOMAN hate crimes.

It is probably a merkin, that’s what these celeb cunts (literally) like to wear when they have their pussies out because it makes them feel like less of a sex worker…

Anyway, Alison, or as I like to call her CHEESE CUNT, was in Mad Men, she was in Community. I never saw it but nerds liked it and decided she was a girl worth fucking, as did Dave Franco, that rapist James Franco’s brother, because they are married…so this is the fuck he fucks….

She’s got her tits out in this new movie called Horse Girl…which is not her wrestling thing I don’t watch called GLOW….but that I assume you’ll jerk off to as much, if not more….

Her tits are what I guess she gets the most hype for so if you’re not into pussy toupees, you’ve got the titties…I feel like we’ve all won some with this near 40 year old nudity.

UPDATE – I watched Horse Girl. It was great. Alison Brie is amazing in it. It makes her nudity better.

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Alison Brie

It’s Friday afternoon – just look at the damn pics.

I am an alcoholic updating nonsense about average girls who have made it cuz hollywood decision makers are fucking losers with no concept of good content….all finance nerds who thought hollywood would be cool for sex purposes…allowing such shit to rise t the top.

Here she is shaking her tits

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Alison Brie is finally showing her tits off on tv…I don’t know if we’ve seen her tits before…you fucking nerd fucks can probably tell me all about each and every time her tit has made an appearance…I just post this shit, I don’t keep track of this shit….

Either way, it’s on the tv show called GLOW about girl wrestling, that I am sure you all watch, that I haven’t watched, that I didn’t know was still airing, which is probably why they got Alison Brie to take her top off and SHOW them titties.

Nothing says Women’s Wrestling better than TITS.

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Here is her co-star Betty Gilpin also naked..

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