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2024

19

Mar

Old Lady Alyssa Milano Scams the Fans of the Day

Alyssa Milano is a social media scumbag who was pushing political shit or woke shit, or feminist shit over the course of her annoying twitter career.

I haven’t really kept up to speed of the non-career of Alyssa Milano because it was pretty obvious to me that she was a cunt who thought she was important.

I did once call her out for shaving her hairy arms that I used to like to fixate on when other sites were pretending or trying to convince me that she was hot, because those loser bloggers used to jerk off to her when she was on Charmed or Who’s the Boss, where she played a Tom Boy, so wanting to get with that in that Era of TV when there was better things to want to get with on the show….like Mona the granny.

So I’ve being blocked for shaming Alyssa for her hairy arms she waxed because people were shaming her about her hairy arms, cyberbullying saves lives and works.

But now she’s being cancelled, and it’s almost as fun as her weird photoshopped muppet looking face as she tries to hold onto her youth.

Her first blunder, besides the whole being woke and annoying was setting up a GOFUND me to raise 10k for her son’t baseball team travels, when she’s seemingly rich.

Now she’s being cancelled for an appearance at 90s Con, where she was charging 80-140 dollars for a meet and greet / autographed picture of her, but she would only accept cash….

IRS….DO YOU HEAR ME?

Apparently, she had a huge line-up of nerd losers where she cashed the fuck in because it was 90s Con and only a specific weirdo goes to that kind of shit…

I guess this was her 90s outfit…boring…but her creepy fans are loyal, so enjoy.

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2023

31

Jul

Alyssa Milano Swimsuit Cleavage of the Day

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Alyssa Milano like most annoying women who don’t like to think that their existence is based on the fact that they have a cunt and/or that dudes were jerking off to them since they first got on television, because that’s just the way dudes are, allowing them to have a pretty fruitful career despite being talentless hacks, riding that dick sucking stardom as hard as she could….but that wasn’t enough, that didn’t satisfy her, she needed meaning, purpose, an opinion and influence…

SO instead of just being the b-list or c-list actress with the hairy arms and the decent sized tits, she had to become a twitter troll fighting the twitter trolls, basically being an influential whiner, inspiring other miserable white ladies with their whacked out perspective on the world, from their suburban mom consumer lives….

She’s been consistently annoying on every possible “talking point” or “political position”…all from the perspective of a rich retard who go rich from having tits and not from anything actually impressive, besides the hairy arms, which were freakishly impressive, but probably not in the way a bitch would want to be seen as impressive…

The interesting thing about this feminist archangel fighting the feminist agenda, orange men grabbing pussies, misogyny, fighting for equality and the MeToo movement all while being a vapid hypocrite….calling herself an ally while acting like a superior to the people she is an ally too…like a hero who can save them by giving them a voice…she’s Alyssa Milano….she’s more than just tits in their 50s, she’s got a purpose…while resorting to showing her tits in their 50s….

Cure this pig like a prosciutto…you know, Italian things…..

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2023

08

Mar

Alyssa Milano Nude in the Tub of the Day

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Memories of the time Alyssa Milano blocked me on twitter before she went totally fucking woke and annoying in her entitled celebrity who is a totally delusion idiot who lives a life of hypocrisy as they live their lies that they believe…you know all part of the entitled celebrity who can’t just shut the fuck up…because some asshole she sucked off as a teen gave her that first TV job at a young age…so she thinks she matters, her opinion matters, her voice matters and to offset being a shitty fucking person, she tries to do what she thinks is good, by spreading messages of what she thinks is doing good, from her rich person castle that I am sure smells like old pussy…

She blocked me because I made fun of her hairy arms, I am petty in my cyber bullying….but here she is naked in the bath, the weirdest thing to snap a picture of for social media, like what’s the purpose, what’s the point, isn’t she 50….is this how baths are supposed to unfold, I get it if you’re a whore on onlyfans, but when you’re Tony Danza’s daughter from a 90s hit show turned social media annoying pig, I guess you post that kind of pervert shit too..

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2019

19

Nov

Alyssa Milano’s Tits in a Bra for Some Bullshit of the Day

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I am not an American or an activist, I really think all that is pretentious and annoying…assuming people care about your uneducated biased opinion…that you stand on your soap box to preach…like some kind of crazed homeless guy…keep it to your damn self…we’re all in this world together, we know what’s up, we don’t need to hear you whine about it…

Alyssa Milano is a whiner from twitter, which in ways has given her second life to her career, like she was Christie Teigen the media assume people want to see them on TV because they follow and engage with their tweets…when really they should just be focusing on the titty selfies, instead of rallying the fucking troops who are only troops because they want to see the tits they used to jerk off to when you were on Who’s The Boss…

It is the era of the reboot tits, some bring back what we know tits, some equivalent to jerking off to your now 45 year old High School crush’s instagram vacation pics now that she’s divorced and doing Pilates, looking fit…only it comes with complaints about politics, about abortions, about feminism, about her hairy forearms…just non fucking stop insanity…that for some reason people are treating like it’s of value, but then again your country is media obsessed, your president a reality star, so obviously some dumb fucking Alyssa Milano opinion being taken seriously, is not even as crazy as ya’ll get…

The New York Times recently wrote a story called “Alyssa Milano, Celebrity Activist for the Celebrity Presidential Age”….I can’t read it because I don’t subscribe..but you get what I am saying….this shit is being amplified and perpetuated all because a bitch was on Who’s the Boss, otherwise no one would hear her cries and it’d be nice…peaceful…

The good news is that she’s using her big tits as clickbait, to endorse or promote whatever dumb agenda she has now that she believes her own hype, despite her own hype being absolutely silly…and this is the new, old lady, mom titty, strategy…and we like tits cuz they are what are important when it comes to celebrities of any age…that whole having an “opinion” concept coupled with having a platform to push that opinion is the worst.

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2018

19

Dec

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Realize she’s 50 and Beat of the Day

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A few days ago – Alyssa Milano put up a few pics of her looking like shit because she looks like shit in a bikini…

I ignored it – but today I felt compelled to put it up – cuz she’s got some fucking weird fans who will appreciate this and be hurt that I’ve made fun of their hairy Who’s the Boss, Tony Danza fucking, annoying on social media, but not to me cuz she’s blocked me, sloppy fat pile of middle age shit…that potentially smells pretty bad…because that’s what happens to fat girl vagina as they rot…I know cuz I married one..

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2018

04

Dec

Alyssa Milano Big Titty Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is still out there, still trying hard to use her tits for attention. Sexualizing herself despite being some annoying voice on social media. Still rocking pervert fans who have loved her since she was a teen on Who’s the Boss, reminding us that celebrity is fuckign strange, because it allows you to secure lifelong fans of your tits, in what would normally be considered criminal, or awkward in the least, but the celebrity can polarize it because they love that people still care, into being some sort of platform to spew their nonsense opinions that don’t matter because they are rich and coddled….when really their audience are dudes jerking off waiting for them to put out content like this…

My favorite thing about Alyssa Milano, besides her trying to be hot tits forward, putting her best tit forward…is going to sound Narcissistic because it’s about me…

She once went at me before blocking me about making fun of her hairy arms..that she has since lasered off because sometimes a little cyberbullying leads a bitch to take some action….and despite being blocked I can still see her tits cuz the internet has those capabilities…and thanks to my own site I started in 2004 because even then SOCIAL MEDIA hated me…I can still point and laugh at a bitch….it’s so empowering.

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2018

18

Sep

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Have Nipples of the Day

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Alyssa Milano was at some Gay and Lesbian event because they are into her and she’s into them….and she brought out her old lady fat mom tits – that were once young tits on Who’s the Boss you jerked off to…the teen dream…famous at a young age for the perverts to stay into her forever.

The interesting thing about this, beyond her still mattering, still having fans, still existing, still going to events, still having followers….is that she’s got no fucking nipples.

She probably got them lasered off when she was a hairy armed person who unlike Sarah Hyland who embraces her hairy…..she got rid of it….weak woman giving into the patriarchy’s unrealistic body image of a woman…weak….and nippless….and hairless…unlike every single Italian woman before her…who you can sheer and turn into a Marino Sweater.

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2018

17

Sep

Alyssa Milano Erotica of the Day

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Alyssa Milano has told me off on social media at least once before blocking me. I like to think it’s because I am a cyber bully, or a troll, who make fun of these overrated people with egos, who feel that people care about what they have to say, so they get all political and annoying and opiniated, when it’s like “bitch, you were just the hot daughter on Who’s the Boss, get a fucking perspective”…..

She grew into a hairy mom with a mom body, but her fans still jerekd off to her like she was the teen girl she was when she was hot…

She ended up waxing her ams and I guess getting confident in her mom body now that the world is about inclusivity and body positivity…so here she is bringing it in a one piece…thank god it’s a one piece.

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2018

13

Jun

Alyssa Milano in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a social experiment, do people still care about an old as fuck Alyssa Milano in a bikini, and if they do, is it because she laser hair removed all her troll italian body hair, after years of being mocked for it..

Do people feel still loyal to her as an actress on a sitcom in the 80s, that they want to see her half naked for her fans promoting some bullshit no one cares about?

I have a feeling her fans do care, they still fucking love her…which is amazing to me, but not in a good way, in a what the fuck is wrong with you perverts….

You know there is TINDER and other opportunities for you to fuck far hotter girls…

I don’t get to see the Milano fans because she blocked me on her shit long ago for making fun of her hairiness….I haven’t missed much…and I have no interest in seeing this…but I figure you do…it’s a social experiment really..to fully understand how pathetic my readers and demographics really are….

I like to think you’re cool, with it people into fucking models…and laughing about it in the lockerroom…but I know the truth…I deny it..but I know it…you’re all just celeb groupies…who can’t move onto new pussy…even when it starts to rot and wilt and look like this…like a corpse found at the bottom of a river…all bloated and smelling of shit….death really…

GROSS..

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2017

02

Nov

Alyssa Milano Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano in a bikini doing a slutty shoot – terrifies me.

I find there something very wrong and uncomfortable with an old lady in a bikini posing…

I guess she’s been working out…or maybe these old ladies miss being young ladies people want to fuck…and try to revert to that by stripping down…you know empowerment…while her fans freak out because they love her forever and ever…no matter how terrifying and old she gets…they are getting old with her…I don’t see it.

I do see desperation and attention seeking that shouldn’t even happen, doesn’t she have money, is that not enough money to keep her satisfied, does money not factor in on attention seeking, you just always crave that shit…who knows..I don’t know..it happened..

That’s not to say old ladies aren’t worth fucking though, some of the best sex is from old ladies and it’s nice because they can’t get pregnant and want it bad…and bake you cookies when you’re done out of appreciation since no one wants to fuck them…

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