Amber Heard has been seducing me for some time…she’s at the point of not having to do much to get me looking….the days of lying or broadcasting being bisexual for attention unlike the girls I ran into in a back alley near my house who were probably 18 and drunk after clubbing making out who clearly wanted to keep their dyking out secret…are over…She doesn’t have to do hot nude pics anymore…she’s set….now she just needs to leave her fucking house and I’m looking….Hotness.

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Sure these pictutres of Amber Heard aren’t some dominatrix inspired shit in a fashion mag, or some bikini scenes from Rum Diaries, where she looked amazing the entire time…and maybe seeing a bitch in a not so revealing outfits not something you can jerk off to…but for some of you who like cars, and the bitches who drive them, I figured these would be pornographic enough for you…..

I mean talk about spending her celebrity money wisely, I’m tired of seeing famous bitches with millions in the bank driving 15,000 dollar environment friendly shit boxes….

I like seeing some power under the foot of some slut I want to fuck despite her claims of being lesbian….or did she say bi….who knows, we’ll have to ask her publicist since that’s what I think that was all about…getting noticed and it worked….

Look at her now…

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The movie is called The River Why…..The topless skinny dipper is Amber Heard, a girl I’ve grown to love in recent months and I don’t really have to say much more than that, cuz it is late nigth and I’m posting this for a bunch of ungrateful cunts, when really thinking life would be far more entertaining if the ungrateful cunt was attached to Amber Heard’s pelvis, because lets face it, she’s good, even if she doesn’t have the time of day for any of you….now gawk her…imagining yourself cumming inside her like the creep you are and help get her more naked movie gigs….

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I am into Amber Heard…she’s like what Scarlett Johansson was trying to be, but never pulled off, because she’s some dumpy pile of shit…I mean I saw that movie that made her famous with Bill Murray on TV the other day, and she’s running around in her panties, and talking with her raspy boring voice, and it did nothing to me…white this Amber Heard, pretending to be a lesbian, hotness, just has to wear a dress that showcases her awesome little ass, and I’m down to party….and that’s why I’m posting the pics…this bitch is good.

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I like Amber Heard. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that….

I figure posting these pics of the bi-sexual for publicity celebrity on the rise is says enough for itself…

I mean if you read this site you’ve seen the pics of her doing some dominatrix shit …

She’s playing Hollywood proper…sure she’s come a long way from her TOPLESS SCENE in the Joneses….that I had to google her after seeing the shit…But I’m hoping she doesn’t stray to far from topless scenes…if you know what I mean.

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Amber Heard is about to break out…Sure I’ve been keeping track of her for a while, cuz I’m creepy and sure she already has a bit of a following thanks to a few bit parts in virgin loser targeted movies…and she was just on some show about Playboy that got cancelled cuz Playboy is a dying brand that no one cares about even if they get hot bitches in lingerie and trashy stripper bitches you’d expect to see naked…naked…and sure she’s already gone to the media about being a dyke, or bi, or anything to get people to notice…but now she’s in a movie about Hunter S. Thompson in Puerto Rico alongside Johnny Depp…and I know shit’s gonna pop, she’s gonna explode and just looking at these pics…I feel her tits already have….I’m so ready to see her nude scenes or at least some vagina flashes…and until then here she is red dressed on the red carpet…

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Amber Heard is a pretty obvious, coming into herself, open minded, working on being a celebrity, hipster kind of bitch who makes statements about not labeling herself as straight or gay, but just someone who loves whoever she falls in love with, and that she’s had successful relationship with men, even though they broke up and now successful relationships with women, in some fluffy give guys fantasies, make everyone like you, she’s so tapped into fucking hustle…all bi-sexual and shit…which coincidentally gets people to remember you…while I think all she had to do was continue working on pics like this, you know expand on them and take them to the next level, cuz bullshit sexuality statements bore me, while smutty pics don’t….

So here she is in some fashion/art/hipster magazine that isn’t considered porn, but high concept bullshit, even if it is just one panty slid to the side away from it.

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Amber Heard, Lesbian for the sake of getting some media attention who doesn’t “Label herself a lesbian” but as a “Lover of love” and a “Lover of people”….who I’m pretty sure is just doing it for attention, or for people to fantasize about her, or to raise her profile and tap into the Gaga market, when everyone knows all bitches like to get eaten out, and having it done by another woman is softer thanks to the lack of facial hair….and the whole lesbian card is hardly scandalous in any fucking way…if anything it is PG-13 fantasies…and I need something far more hardcore…

Either way, she’s apparently the face of Guess, like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only with less only man on oxygen tank financier semen dripping out off her face, you know since this one’s a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but who loves to love no matter what the genital….and I’m loving the throwback feel of the shit….so much that Guess should be paying me for this…but they aren’t….cuz I don’t consider underwear pics of a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but a lover of love….payment no matter how hard I try to masturbate to it….

On a sidnote, if you’re wondring who Amber Heard is, she’s was the slut in The Joneses who was always naked ….she was in zombieland for a minute…and that’s about it…lesbians suck, they bore me and until Amber Heard starts taking cock again, she’s dead to me…

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Lesbians suck on all levels…I mean other than cock…but on all levels other than cock…from their construction boots, to their ill fitting flannel….to their porn…to their vegan muffins….to the way they look and live and the things they do…from their knitting club called “Bitchin Stitchin”…to their craft corner sundays….to their potluck dinners…they are just all around fucking boring…and I’m not just saying that cuz lesbians hate me and I’m bitter that they don’t invite me to their lesbian events…I’m saying it cuz it’s fucking true…

Here’s Amber Heard and her lesbian she’s using to get publicity like she was Lohan….in their lesbian car…with their lesbian hair…on their way home for lesbian sex…that isn’t a fetish….cuz lesbian sex has is anti climatic…

Fucking lesbians….

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Amber Hears is lookin’ hot in the newest Esquire UK…She always looks pretty good…I mean that is when I remember who she is…Because she hasn’t really done all that much and I never really remember who the fuck she is, but I have seen her topless in The Joneses , I have Seen Her Panties in Classic Panty Upskirt Pics , She did Come Out as a Lesbian , so she’s clearly on the hustle to get noticed and solidify her career, following the obvious steps, which means one thing….Sex tape around the corner…I feel like if I suggest sex tapes with every post, eventually quality pussy will leak one, instead of that Tila Tequila Black Labia Lesbian Shit ….a video I only hope Amber Heard watches to get her back into dick…

That’s all I gotta say about that….

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