When on the subject of Ambers…here’s Amber Heard in Marie Claire…relatively pantsless, in what I like to call the “How to homewreck on Set with your childhood celebrity crush who is much older than you and married”….you know…before sucking him in, and making him choose her…in a powerplay that she doesn’t seem hot enough to pull off..but that I guess she’s hot enough to pull off..because she pulled it off…but then again, the older I get the more open I am to all kinds of younger pussy so long as it is young, it’s the porn generation – they know how to fuck.

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Here’s a little home wrecking…harlot who figured “USE Johnny Depp to get ahead”…because he’s Johnny Depp and pretty much runs Hollywood thanks to surviving the 90s drugs…and sex with Kate Moss…because it was when she was 19 and not after all the unprotected sex with needle sharing rock stars…

She’s the official stepmother of 16 year old Lily Rose Depp, who everyone can see on instagram hanging out with Jenners, where you would want an LA rich kid who is virtually on her own fending for herself in her dad’s mansion, while he’s at one of his other houses..fucking this Homewrecker…living out her childhood crush…dreams…all because her pussy is the kind of pussy that makes dudes do really dumb fucking things…like marriage…I’ve heard of those kinds of pussies..watch out…

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I wonder how many of you basic motherfuckers are going to make a “Got Milk” joke about Amber Heard, the pussy eating when it was good for PR, before homewrecking Johnny Depp’s home, and making the motherfucker marry her, because he’s old and young hipster pussy that is the right kind of manipulative, who knows the system and how to get what she wants, proven in the fact that she’s cast in movies prior to getting with the A-Lister….who she has by the balls…

I wonder…if they are going to make comments about her having herpes from the rise and fall of her career and personal life…

I wonder if anyone will make jokes about her having cum on her lip, because your cum is so rank, old and backed up that it looks like thick sunscreen..

I wonder if she’s doing this lip treatment for the paparazzi to get them talking, or if she does lip laser removal, and she can’t get lip in the sun..

Either way, decent booty, not sure if I’d marry the bitch if I was Depp, I’d probably just fuck it and move onto hotter, and better…but I guess you can’t speak for a motherfucker who has been in the game, having pussy and money thrown at him….since the 80s…because as a blogger, I’d fuck anything…

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Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck..

She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone…

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If you want to see a homewrecker in a magazine being boring – here’s Amber Heard….

Everyone likes to point the finger at her for being a young harlot, trying to lure in fantasy man Johnny Depp so that she could be by his side into his 60s and 70s, every woman’s dream, I think I read Kate Moss wanted that but got the fuck out when motherfucker turned 30 and was old news…because actors are little bitches, and listening them complain about prostate issues and all the other ailments…is just fucking awesome for a girl who makes her own money and needs none of that shit…

Like all predator situations, it is more likely that creepy old man Depp, who always cheated on his French baby momma, fell for AMber Heard, because he could smell her youth…and the producers she fucked to get to where she was, starring next to him…and like a predator thanks to his Testosterone shots and viagra, he attacked…and she made him make an honest woman out of her…otherwise she’d have none of that cheating shit…

Not that I like to analyze relationships of these idiots, it’s just that these pics of her are so fucking boring that I am reminded she’s no longer the bisexual attention seeker, but a wife…and as we all know..wife’s suck..usually pretty well..because they want anything but their husband inside them…True story….don’t believe me? Just ask your wife.

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