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2009

23

Jul

Amber Rose Shows Off The Tits Kanye was Too Homo to Play With of the Day

Amber Rose, the girl who is known for being Kanye West’s shopping partner, because he can’t buy women’s clothes for himself, people will start askin’ questions about how straight he is, so he might as well do it with some slutty bitch he isn’t fucking, so the media thinks he’s fucking her, so that no one calls him out on suckin’ dick while wearing panties.

Either way she took her Irrelevant Celebrity Status to an Irrelevant Event, like the Guess store opening, because I guess Guess didn’t die when their poster girl Anna Nicole did, it died long before that….

Speaking of Guess, when I was younger and more sociable, before just giving people dirty looks, I’d throw out bra sizes at girls wearing Guess shirts like they were asking me to guess their titty size and great times were had by all…

Posted in:Amber Rose|Bra|Kanye West

2009

17

Mar

Amber Rose Talks About What She Likes In Bed of the Day

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Kanye’s girlfriend had a fucking weird interview that works because a chick interviews her so it seems less threatening. If I was to ask these questions, I’d get slapped. She says she likes eating pussy, she says she never had a threesome, she says she’s had sex on her period, she says she’s fully waxed and doesn’t bleed, she says she’s never had anal and is a virgin in my ass, she says she played with herself before she showed up at the radio show, she says cum inside me, she fakes orgasms, this is some crazy shit.

It’s some pretty heavy shit that I don’t know I’d want my wife talking about, but that’s just because my wife and sex don’t work too right…

Watch the video.

Posted in:Amber Rose|Lesbian

2009

04

Mar

Amber Rose and Her Modeling Pictures of the Day

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Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….

I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.

I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….