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2007

17

Aug

I am – Amy Winehouse's Dirty Underwear of the Day

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I once knew a girl who never changed her underwear. She owned about 3 pairs and would always rotate them every couple of days. Every time I’d see her, I would ask her why she always wore the same fucking pair of underwear and she said because they didn’t smell. I always had a problem going down on her knowing that her shit was wrapped in what was pretty much the equivalent of a used tampon, but for some reason she didn’t smell and I was pretty perverted at the time so I didn’t let it bother me….

Amy Winehouse looks like the type of girl who probably doesn’t wash her underwear, she looks like she’s too busy getting high in a one bedroom apartment with her friends and only gets up to get more drugs. I guess when you are laying high in a pool of your own piss, changing your underwear isn’t your top priority, but the sad thing is that I’d still go down on her, just to see if I would come out of the whole experience alive.


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2007

11

Jun

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Nipples and Prison Tattoos of the Day

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The thing I love about this Amy Winehouse bitch is that she is so damaged from all the drugs and self destructive behavior that it shows. Normally a celebrity or someone with a number one song tries to hide the fact that they are on the verge of death, but this bitch rock’s it in style. The other thing I like about her is that she’s got nice skinny legs, no ass and isn’t wear a bra. Keeping me on the edge of the milk crate in excitement waiting for the honeymoon tapes to be released….

I was walking downtown Sunday morning and I saw a broken down drug addicted homeless chick who was probably in her 30s and who looked like she was in her 50s kinda convulsing on the sidewalk waiting for money for her next hit of whatever it is that she does….She asked me for money and since I was bored and had no money, I chatted her up. I said sorry I can’t help you out but you’re beautiful and she said to me to not be sorry and to be happy and that if I really think she’s beautiful she will suck my dick for $5. It seemed like a good enough deal, but I don’t let homeless chicks touch me with their dirty garbage pickin’ hands, and I don’t really have the ability to get erections if I did.

Point of my story is that Amy Winehouse has made enough money to not need to beg for change for her drugs, she doesn’t need to offer blowjobs for $5, but she’s nice enough to keep things real by showing us her nipples…and still lookin’ like she does.

I think the big deal in these pictures is her prison tattoo of her husband’s name for those of you who care. I’m always bringing the goods.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Nipples|Unsorted

2007

11

Jun

I am – Amy Winehouse's Nipples and Prison Tattoos of the Day

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The thing I love about this Amy Winehouse bitch is that she is so damaged from all the drugs and self destructive behavior that it shows. Normally a celebrity or someone with a number one song tries to hide the fact that they are on the verge of death, but this bitch rock’s it in style. The other thing I like about her is that she’s got nice skinny legs, no ass and isn’t wear a bra. Keeping me on the edge of the milk crate in excitement waiting for the honeymoon tapes to be released….

I was walking downtown Sunday morning and I saw a broken down drug addicted homeless chick who was probably in her 30s and who looked like she was in her 50s kinda convulsing on the sidewalk waiting for money for her next hit of whatever it is that she does….She asked me for money and since I was bored and had no money, I chatted her up. I said sorry I can’t help you out but you’re beautiful and she said to me to not be sorry and to be happy and that if I really think she’s beautiful she will suck my dick for $5. It seemed like a good enough deal, but I don’t let homeless chicks touch me with their dirty garbage pickin’ hands, and I don’t really have the ability to get erections if I did.

Point of my story is that Amy Winehouse has made enough money to not need to beg for change for her drugs, she doesn’t need to offer blowjobs for $5, but she’s nice enough to keep things real by showing us her nipples…and still lookin’ like she does.

I think the big deal in these pictures is her prison tattoo of her husband’s name for those of you who care. I’m always bringing the goods.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Nipples|Unsorted

2007

01

Mar

I am – Amy Winehouse Nipple and Meth Skin of the Day

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I don’t know where tis picture is from. Someone sent it into me. I don’t know who Amy Winehouse is, but someone told me she’s some singer or popstar from the UK. Rumor is she’s a meth addict and that’s why her skin looks like shit and could be the reason she’s lookin at her nasty shit stain of a nipple but I think it looks hot. I always like when girls are strung out on drugs, it makes it more fun to hang out with them, cuz you never know whether they are about to freak out and try and kill you, or freak out and start convulsing, or freak out and strip down all their clothes and beg for you dick. Crystal Meth creates sexual deviants so sign me the fuck up…that’s all I have to say about that…..

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