Everyone gives Amy Winehouse a hard time about having disgusting teeth, disgusting hair and pretty much disgusting everything. They think she doesn’t wash, they think she’s just given up, but when lookin’ at these pictures of her bush slowly growing in, it looks like something that’s barely been neglected for that long. I know bitches who are hairier than this who wax once a week and I know bitches who never shave or wax and look like they have a pillow in their panties, a very crusty, smelly pillow, but a pillow none the less. The point is that this skinny, dying, walking corpse’s pubic hair is a serious turn on, especially in a world where bush is pretty much going extinct because girls claim they don’t like how it feels but in reality think that guys hate bush and are just trying to please us, when guys would really fuck anything thrown there way, and sometimes even pay for it from bitches on street corners who look like Winehouse. I am in love.
Amy Winehouse was put under house arrest by her label, because she’s a talent who sells a lot of records and they can’t let her ruin that money making potential for their business. They don’t give a fuck about her health or well-being, they just care about her as a return on an investment that they have probably made 1000 times over but they aren’t done milking this shit and getting her off the streets and the drugs may equate to a couple more albums for her. But big business interest isn’t what this post is about, it’s obvious that business people are like psychopaths out for themselves and if they were to treat people in their everyday lives like they do in business, they’d be arrested or sent to they psych ward, but success and money distract from the fact that they are nuts.
Either way, Amy Winehouse is a fucking star, these are some pictures of her running around like a crazed woman, all while recently beng diagnosed with emphysema. I remember there was a period of time where I thought I had asthma because I was constantly short of breath and though I was going to die and I decided to sit on my couch so I wouldn’t have to strain myself by leaving the house, and never move, whenever anyone asked me to do something, I’d say I couldn’t cuz of the asthma and it was pretty much a solid way to drop any responsibility, I ended up gaining a solid 40 pounds and loved it, but needless to say, when I my wife forced me to go to the doctor and I found out that I wasn’t sick, it put a total damper on my strategy.
Here is Amy Winehouse showing the world that she’s Jewish by rockin’ a Star of David, I figured that she already did a good job letting us all know that she was Jewish by walking around with her droopy, big nosed, Jewish Face.
I think its a little too late for Amy Winehouse to get in touch with her Jewish roots for salvation, because from what I’ve been told, being Jewish is really only good for making money, and getting blowjobs in summer camp and the only thing it is going to do for her is give her a couple extra months, and only if some kind of Jewish guilt cloud hangs over her head making her stop using drugs, but the damage is done and I hear crack has more pull than Moses or whoever the fuck the Jews see as their God, and she’s pretty much already going to hell, even though Jews don’t have a hell, so at this point it’ll do as much for her as that time I rocked a Mercedes hood ornament around my neck in hopes of making chicks thing I had so much money that I didn’t mind ripping off my hood ornaments, cuz I’d just buy myself a new one, which wasn’t very much good, because it didn’t work as magically as I hoped it would.
The good news is that she’s showing some nipple, and nipple, even on a crackhead is still nipple, so enjoy.
Here’s a video of Amy Winehouse in concert at some big music festival this past weekend and she throws an elbow or a punch at one of her fans as she badly sings her song.
It’s moments like these that I want to share a needle with her while doing intravenous drugs, because watching the sultry and seductive way she struggles to walk across the stage because she’s out of breath and slowly dying turns me on. I guess I am kinda drawn to hurt, dying or diseased things because they are easy to catch when they try to run away from you, it’s pretty much the law of the jungle and seeing Amy Winehouse does nothing less than turn me into a raging animal that can’t be tamed.
If there’s one thing we can learn from Amy Winehouse, it’s that exercise and diet aren’t the only way to lose some excess pounds, you can always turn to heroin because shit jacks you up so hard you can’t hold down anything you eat, except for maybe some popsicles because there just soothing on your rotting heroin mouth because the other good thing about heroin is that it’s so fucking good, you don’t need to wash or shower or really do anything that involves hygiene and despite that approach not working out so well for the smells that come out of my wife on a daily basis, it frees up a lot of time to do other things, like more heroin. I think she’s a modern day hero and girls angelic voice can only mean one thing and that is that she’s sent to us from god as the new mesiah and that we should follow her lead.
I was not paying attention to much yesterday because I was in recovery mode, so I only heard this story at 3 am when I woke up from some night terrors that involved transexuals. I am not sure it if means I am gay or into transexuals, but I was definitely having sex with a man with a vagina or a woman with a man’s face and it’s thrown me off a bit today. The good news is that I wasn’t hard when I woke up, morning erections are a thing of the past, I thought it was because I am not 16 anymore, but it turns out it’s because I am depressed.
Either way, here is a video of Amy Winehouse, someone who I find totally fucking hot because I am not unrealistic in my expectations. I don’t aim to find girls who look like these other celebrities in real life, you know, girls who have all their teeth, who are sober and who have nice faces that don’t look accidented, I realize that I am not in their league and I don’t even pay much notice to them, because they are a distraction from the real girls out there like Amy Winehouse who is pretty much a hotter, richer version of every girl I’ve ever bagged, which is too bad because without that bank account and angelic singing voice, she’d only have about a $25 blowjob street value, and that’s almost affordable.
In this video, she’s doing drugs and making racial slurs that people are trying to use to ruin her career because they assume that dropping the word into not buying her albums. The point is that it’s just some kid song from the playground like “catch a nigger by the toe” and her saying it’s got nothing to do with her actually being a racist or believing it because let’s face it, racial slurs coming from a Jew is kinda like a white chick cleaning a house for a Filipino family, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, because I got no idea where I am going with that, but I am trying to say that it is a pot calling the kettle black situation because a Jew dropping hateful racist slang on anyone is acceptable because the nigger, gooks, nips, gays and retards probably hate jews more than this Winehouse jew hates them and just the other day, when rolling by the retard home, I saw 3 waterheads doing the Nazi Salute, I think they could have been out for activity hour and were just stretching like a retard, but it looked pretty suspect.
Either way, her husband is an asshole for releasing this harmless shit, but they are crackheads and do crazy things so along with the video – some personal pics were also leaked and lucky for me, there are nipples in them so now my Amy Winehouse masturbation hour has new content.
For a crackwhore Amy Winehouse keeps her panties in better condition that any white underwear I’ve ever owned. So while people are shitting on her for being ghetto, disgusting and insane, her pussy isn’t shitting on her pearly white underwear. They are as beautiful as the glistening white of a fresh winter snowfall as I sit by the fire a write my memoirs….the only scary thing about these pictures is whatever the fuck she’s got caged up inside these cleaner than any white underwear I’ve seen, despite how wrecked she is motherfuckers. I just can’t get over how good these panties look, I would have been expecting black fingerprints from when she scratched her unwashed and itchy yeast infection, but instead she’s breaking down stereotypes and it’s fascinating to me.
Amy Winehouse is on a roll. She’s been out half naked the last couple of weeks and it’s provided all of you sick fucks something to jerk off to. The nice thing about Amy Winehouse is that she’s changing society’s outlook on crackwhores, before she came along we all thought crackwhores were just good for cheap toothless blowjobs and now we know they can also be rich and successful. This bitch is breaking down stereotypes and deserves some fuckin’ respect.
The other thing she needs respect for is that she’s crazy and crazy people and crazy people are amazing. They don’t give a fuck about the rules of society and that means at any given time they have an impulse to do something like if they decide that it’s time to piss and they do it right there on the floor in the middle of the room full of people. The same thing goes for fuckin’, when they get the urge, they start their diddle, and despite the smells, it makes for a good time.
Looks like Amy Winehouse is about to go on a jog and I am posting these for all the haters who said she was only skinny because of crack/heroin/cocaine or whatever drugs she’s on. I always say how nice and fit she looks and people always come back at me about how she doesn’t eat because she’s a fuckin’ addict, while would an addict where gym shorts to be ready because they look like they are scared shitless and about to run away from the voices in their head….I don’t think so. She needs a workout tape so all you fat sluts can follow her lead.
Amy Winehouse reminds me of this Jewish dude who is always hanging out in my neighborhood, not because all Jews look the same, but because he dresses like he’s not rich and begs people on the street for a quarter for a fuckin’ coffee while rockin’ a fatty rolex and designer jeans. I have given him shit before because I only see him on weekends and he’s probably doing it to make an extra 40 dollars a day, while his wife is at the salon getting her hair done or some shit because he’s addicted to money. The point is that he tries to look like he’s ratty and unshowered and like he doesn’t have any money or a nice expensive home, an Amy Winehouse is just followin’ his lead only instead of begging for change she looks more like the kind of girl who will suck your dick with her toothless mouth for drugs, while we all know she can afford to get her toothless mouth fixed and that this is all just a bullshit cry for attention to make a little more money because that’s really all she and the Jewish dude who pretends to be homeless care about. I think someone should fuck the cents back into her and I nominate me because I am not scared of things that stink.
The thing I like about Amy Winehouse is that she’s got some drug induced insanity going on and from my experience drug induced insanity spills over into everyday insanity and is part of the reason I’ve had sex with as many girls as I have had sex with. It seems like crazy girls are pretty easy to win over because being crazy, like being retarded turns off your sex filter that sane people are forced to keep on because we want to be respectable people in society. Meanwhile, the retards and crazies are masturbating in the library or at the public pool, running around showing their genitals to people and once in the bedroom, pretty fantastic performers if you can get past the smells and crazy sounds that come out of their mouths.
Here’s Amy Winehouse running around in her bra, lookin’ like something out of a horror movie and making me want to fuck her brittle teeth out of her mouth.
