Arianny Celeste is the token, plastic surgery ridden, yet very famous thanks to being in the right industry at the right time, which I can only assume was a Vegas stripper, when Dana White needed some pussy to make the UFC less homo erotic, because watching naked dudes beat each other gets testosterone up, and without a girl there to channel that testosterone to, they’d have nothing to justify the boner, other than homosexuality…

That said, her audience is pretty loyal, they dig her and all her stripper botox face surgeries, and she’s in some new music video you’ll probably like…because I can only assume I target you white trash, hick UFC fans, I’m low brow like that…

If you don’t like that, maybe you’re more into her social media pics…half naked surrounded by snow….because it’s fucking Christmas assholes…and she’s probably spending it with a rich dude…because #hooker.

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I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same.

She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match…

These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

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I have the Arianny Celeste with anyone I talk to that is into UFC. They get mad at me because I don’t find her hot or interesting or even relevant….when to them she is the single most important thing to happen to them. She is the reason watching naked dudes beat each other up isn’t gay. She has access to all the fighters they have boners over. She probably gets all the cheesy dragon themed fighter brand t-shirts for free. It’s like what can’t this bitch do…

All I see, since I Don’t care about UFC or the girls they throw at their fans to help market UFC, is a fake titty Vegas bottle service girl…who for some reason thinks she’s famous…but who is interchangeable with all the other Vegas bottle service girls…there looking for their big break, or at least a rich guy to knock them up…

So she posted this bikini fashion show that she put on in Miami…that unfortunately unlike last time she was in Miami…didn’t include her fully fucking naked….only for her lawyers and team to come after me for posting like I took the fucking pics…but they are still fake tits in a bikini – pretty impressive – unless you have 8,000 dollars and a willingness to have bigger tits…

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Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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I am not impressed by Arianny Celeste…her career or her body…she’s just another fame whore who made fame whoring work for her…there is no reason why she was the chosen one for the UFC…and there was really no reason why the UFC became as big as it did…it was just a series of luck, chance and positioning her stripper, fake tits in the right light and the right place so that the right person would pick up on them and make them more famous, giving her a fan base that sucks up to her, which validates her more than when some random from the midwest won the slot machines decided to make it rain on her stripper strip show at the strip club I assume they found her at…

I am not a fan, her bikini pics don’t impress me, but they happened, and here are the pics…

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Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket…

I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have…

How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.

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Arianny Celeste is in a bikini…

It seems like all this bitch does is hangs out in her bikini…because all she does is hang out in a bikini. In fact it is her job…and I guess that means she’s officially made it. You know since she doesn’t have to suck dick on camera to make it happen, she can keep that shit private and pretend to keep her dignity even though she’s clearly a whore…

Not that I am complaining, I figure any girl who has to be in a bikini realizes she’s got it made…and does everything in her power to stay hot for that bikini otherwise she’ll be replaced with the 1000000s of younger and hotter girls who want to get paid to be in bikinis…so despite finding this Arianny Celeste, boring, uninteresting, an enemy of the site for trying to sue me for posting nude pics of her cuz she was nude on a Balcony in Miami intentionally, I’ll still stare. I keep my emotions out of my creeping’ on.

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So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it.

More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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