There was a big UFC event this past weekend that you and all your closet case, frat boy, tribal tattoo on steroid motherfuckers all watched and got boners for….and Arianny Celeste was probably not the cause of those boners…but the hardcore man on man action was…but she made for a good excuse when your boys called you out in front of everyone for the hard on, in a “Bro, did you see Arianny Celeste last round, she does this to me everytime, I swear it isn’t the lubed up 0.5% body fat, half naked dudes grinding each other in a testosterone fueled rage, bro, check out my Tap Out Shirt I just got and hand me my protein shake”…..kinda way….

No I’m not into UFC, but I am into hot bodied bitches in bikini tops, whether they are getting paid or not…it is just hard to be impressed by it when it’s just a set of fake tits anyone could have, even me if I found the right open minded surgeon who understands my needs…..but she’s still in a bikini top so this ones for you bro.

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Arianny Celeste was nice enough to send her lawyers after me in efforts to scare me with a lawsuit of illegally obtaining pics of her based on Florida law, that involved her naked on her hotel room balcony….for someone I ca assume was a paid photographer to generate some buzz, show off her purchased tits like she was still a vegas show girl, and allow her to pretend were illegal to get even more of her in our brain…because some of us aren’t closet cases who like half naked men grinding each other to death and don’t know the stripper trash they put int he mix to make it less gay to watch….you know to justify the boners….with a bikini body I prefer seeing naked on balconies….even though anyone can have tits like this, even my dog…provided I find the right surgeon…willing to go down that road….

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Here’s some Arianny Celeste for the lowest common denominator reader this site gets that probably doesn’t know how to read…..the UFC fan….you know who appreciates her showgirl titties between the rounds to justify the boner they have from watching 2 dudes fighting half naked for hours…

I don’t give a fuck about Arianny Celeste, but I do like her legal team. They threatened me with a lawsuit cuz I posted pics of her naked on her balcony that were obtained illegally in the state of Florida….and they were very friendly about the whole thing….probably cuz they know any cunt going out on her balcony naked deserves to have pictures taken of her….especially when that was the plan all along – you know to get her name and implants out there to the world that isn’t into the homosexuality of UFC….

She’s in FHM…the premiere magazine of useless bitches in lingerie/bikinis that haven’t reinvented themselves, other than naming a fat chick their number 1, on their bullshit list of hot girls….who cares…here are the pics of her strategic non nudity that is far less interesting than her actual nudity for you…..

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I don’t watch UFC so I never really bothered caring about ARIANNY CELESTE, even though she has a rocking body….but then I saw her in COMPLEX MAGAZINE last week and was hooked….See before I just wrote her off as the equivalent of an import car model…you know young slutty trash who get half naked for some money all in efforts to feel like they are Pam Anderson or some shit…one of those too many of those sluts to notice…but then I realized that’s exactly why I should like her…a piece of trash who feels like she made it…and who apparently has made it thanks to men’s love for watching half naked men grind each other in cages….but if UFC never took off, she’d be fucking some drug dealer who drives her to the stripclub remembering the glory days of when cheesy mainstream events used to pay her to be in her bra and not dirty old men giving her 10 dollars a song….something she doesn’t have to worry about…she’s set…the next big thing in girls who get half naked….and here she in in NUTS looking big titted and at the top of her fucking game….this is way better than sucking all those dicks she sucked to move from working half naked at a Casino to working half naked for the world….

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Arianny Celeste is only a name cuz she is used to make the UFC less homo erotic…even though throwing a bitch into the mix hardly puts a dent in the homo eroticism….and now her tits you’ve all been too busy getting excited forman on man grind to notice…is in Complex looking pretty fucking hot…and that’s all I have to say about that..

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Here’s some self shot bikini pics of Arianny Celeste…some UFC bitch that you’ve seen in a bikini before if you are into UFC…cuz she’s the girl in the ring in her bikini that you probably didn’t notice in a bikini because you are into UFC…the gayest sport around….because all that half naked spandex fighting is gay foreplay…so here she is trying to expand her fan base to dudes who care about tits more than they care about dick on ass combat….

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I don’t watch the UFC so I don’t know who this Arianny Celeste bitch is, but I think it is safe to assume people who watch the UFC don’t know who she is either, because they are more interested in watching dudes in their underwear roll around on each other like some homo gladiator shit from the Roman era where homo shit was accepted and endorsed…

YOu know, throw her in the mix so these faggot UFC fans feel less faggot, to divert the erection they get watching the shit to her fake tits, from the reality that it’s all from the greased up muscles hurting each other….

And here she is in a bikini…..because when a bitch is in a bikini…it doesn’t really matter why the paparazzi are taking the pics…it doesn’t even matter if the paparazzi are taking the pics…cuz any bikini pic is worth looking at…which is the one good thing Facebook has done for me…

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She’s some UFC ring girl, so I assume very classy and from a good lower class upbringing, with dreams of being in Playboy…..who worked as a stripper or sleazy bar maid to save enough money to buy her fake tits…before her big break of holding the round cards during UFC fights for Faux Hawks and Affliction shirts everywhere….all thanks to fucking Joe Rogan, even though everyone thinks he’s gay….and who really cares. I know I don’t. I just don’t get why a whore like this is in a bikini, you’d expect her to be a lot more naked…I mean why the fuck else did she spend so much on her implants, to keep them under wraps, seriously?

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