Kelly Brook may be old and fat, but the titty model’s got tits which makes sense since she’s only known because she’s a titty model, and since when women get old and fat, their titties do too, but you already knew that since you used to jack off to your Granny showering back when you were in High School on Christmas vacation when she’d come to visit, the family adventure left out of the Griswald story….the Granny’s Got Epic Huge Tit Scene…must be from birthing, aging, eating cake, and the elasticity of her skin degrading…so hot…

In other news, I saw some GILF fetish shit on Reddit and I don’t understand how anyone could be into that…but I do understand why a titty lover would still love these tits provided she keeps that face filter augmented reality on and doesn’t zoom out. See, I’m a natural director.

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I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest…

But she is pretty naked, I guess she figures the last 4 or 5 years since her ABORTION – and Moving to LA…hasn’t been as lucrative as it could have been, so she’s going back to her roots.

Speaking of her abortion that she marketed as a miscarriage – to be accessible and not alienate her PRO LIFE fans….which is a weird concept cuz if you’re pro life – why you looking at TITS – god will be mad at you – cuz pro life means you believe in life that has a higher purpose than that of the mother who should have the right to decide if she wants to shit out some lecherous thing growing inside of her before it’s too late and she has to murder it like Casey Anthony….

Point being…she’s menopausal anyway…we don’t need to worry about her glory days as she tries to channel her glory days with her titties out.

FUN STUFF.

Where’s the clits at?

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