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2020

01

Dec

Ashley Smith Nipples of the Day

Ashley Smith is a hot hipster model with big tits, who I think got her break with the same photographer Em Rata wrote an essay on for being a creeper who owned her nude images and made money off her or he fingered her…I don’t pay attention to hear say from attention seeking idiots….

But yeah, Ashley Smith is a Texan with Texas sized tits who ended up doing that NYC Hipster thing with her big tits…so we’ve seen her tits a lot over the years…including Playboy….

Then she went mainstream…she did Sports Illustrated and exited…probably lives in LA…is probably still hip at least based on her vibe and definitely still has big tits….so for the Ashley Smith fans, enjoy.





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2018

07

Dec

Ashley Smith in her Underwear of the Day

Ashley Smith is a good old Texan country girl….who moved to NYC to get it done..and she did it by doing topless erotica for the first part of her career – thanks to her big tits that I guess she’s still putting out but less shamelessly…because she took her cool naked model getting naked and turned it into a stint with Sports Illustrated Swim…allowing her to go as mainstream as possible…but still the same old texan with the big tits and great tooth gap to look at half naked…even if she’s older and fatter…it’s still a great time for all involved…isn’t it….

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2018

25

Jan

Ashley Smith Topless of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a good old Texan country girl….who moved to NYC to get it done..and she did it by doing topless erotica for the first part of her career – thanks to her big tits that I guess she’s still pulling out but less shamelessly…

She was that indy hipster girl in an era before everyone was a hipster, and at 27 or 28 she decided “fuck it”…and that she was going to take her weird tooth gap that I find hot – not just cuz my dick is small enough to fit through it – reminding me of an era when I used to fuck the space between my mattress and box spring…

And she ended up booking more campaigns, doing Sports Illustrated, the lamest of bikini content, and got a second life to her career…

But still doing the hipster topless thing, just with not enough nipple.

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2017

17

Apr

Ashley Smith Titty Flash of the Day

Ashley Smith was a titty model for the first 10 years of her modeling career. You know a low level model – who made a living – but no one ever really heard of her…

But then at 30…she got into Sports Illustrated, and started trying to be all corporate despite her hipster Brooklyn cool girl roots, because I guess she figured she should cash the fuck in when the opportunity presented itself…

Well…at 31…I guess she’s gone back to that titty modeling – because even when she was doing Sports Illustrated at the corporate shit – she was titty modeling…just in a different, candy coated, cheesy way…

That”s not to say this isn’t cheesy – but it’s a pulled out tit…and that works for me…but not as well as it works for Ashley Smith…

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2017

30

Jan

Ashley Smith Love and Lemons Valentines Day Shoot of the Day

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Ashley Smith is getting work….

There was a good 3-5 years where she wasn’t getting work…

Because Ashley Smith is Old and I guess she figured she needed to put herself out there as hard as she fucking could this past year…getting into Playboy / Sports Illustrated / every media opportunity possible, because she knows as a hipster model…there’s a lifeline…

So there was a time when she was a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I liked to look at…because I like tits…but not necessarily of the tits, everyone shows there tits, that’s not a thing anymore, but when she started out it was only a handful of sluts doing it…. but because she used to interract with me on social media…I guess she was bored in her first few years off…..

I always liked her fucked up teeth, but at 29, after a rough scenester life I can assume was filled with party, sex and more party…she’s kinda rugged looking at 29…

I mean we do live in a world with hot 21 year olds Love and Lemons…we can avoid this rough addict looking girls…who still have tits, are still long and lean, but are old and tired…let her nap.

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2016

15

Dec

Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day

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Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me…

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2016

09

Nov

Ashley Smith for TREATS! of the Day

TREATS! are the hub of sugar daddies in LA – who finance great parties – if you like cheesy parites – that all the thirsty instagram hookers – who are actual hookers go in hopes of getting some media, some press, being part of a community of glamour and richness, to fly on the Private Jets, because that’s what girls on social media who think they are hot and pretend to be models do…

Ashley Smith has had big tits in photoshoots for a long time, she’s old, and she’s done all kinds of random work as a model…mainly in the hipster new york trash pre-instagram world…but she managed to trick Sports Illustrated to use her…but that didn’t take her viral – so I guess she’s onto the EM RATA approach of naked big tits – as she knows there’s a timeline or maybe because she’s looking for a rich husband to get knocked up by…either way – there’s a video…not a great video – not enough of her tits you’ve seen…but a video that is part of her attempt to get noticed…she did playboy last month…so she’s hustling – sure it’s dumb..but to her it’s her only shot I guess…

Screenshots…

Here are those playboy pics and other pics of her because why not..

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2016

27

Oct

Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old…

I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”…

So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same…

Garbage..

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2016

11

Aug

Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this…

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2016

12

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me…

Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video….

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