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2015

07

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Bra of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is only interesting to me because she had a botched nose job, even with all her Disney money, and to make her feel better about it, her team paid off the teen choice awards to have her win the “hottest female actor” of the year….which was a show I happened to be watching because I was a pervert and figured I’d tell the 3 people who visit this site that she’s not hot…all while she made millions, and people still jerked off to her, in what was obviously a loser’s battle, where I was the loser, a comfortable place to be, and really nothing new to me, I spend my days writing blogs about some rich and famous chick with no talent’s nose…I’m pretty aware on the overall situation here…

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2015

13

Jul

Ashley Tisdale is Slutty for Some Photoshoot of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale is a girl I’ve slandered for a long time and I really had no reason for it…I guess I just feel the need to slander girls who are over-celebrated, when I don’t think they deserve to be celebrated…..like when I looked at her face years ago and saw her win a Teen Choice award or an MTV award….or maybe it was an Oscar for her great acting…and for being “the hottest girl of the year”…and I just said “attack these media lies”….you see I don’t go after big pharma, or corporations, or even Facebook for distracting and dividing us so that we don’t make progress in the world, or have the government admit to Aliens..I go after actors who I don’t find hot…but who win awards for being hot…because that’s a nobel fight worth fighting…right?

Well, it turns out that making fun of her was just a shitty, boring angle, when I should just stare at her little tits…because who cares about a bad face if the girl isn’t fat…Words of wisdom to live by…

All this to say…this is the kind of work I think all girls should partake in…

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2015

17

Jun

Ashley Tisdale See Through on the Today Show of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale took steps for you to ignore her weirdo broken down face….by wearing a see through dress…but through a wrench in that plan…when she decided to post a picture of her face…close up…so that we can’t get distracted by her see through dress….it’s like the whole point of the see through dress…is for us to not look at that face in all it’s botched plastic surgery glory….she was never hot, remains not hot, and her body is what matters…so she’s one step in the right direction…not that Ashley Tisdale really matters, even if she got an oscar nominated performance, she still would be the ugly high school musical chick to pretty much everyone, except maybe her weirdo fans who still jerk off to her because they are loyal….

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2015

02

Jun

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale was a high school musical Disney girl…who I guess is tired of being ignored…or back burnered since the show ended…she’s in the paparazzi daily now, posting bikini selfies and doing editorial shoots for magazines…

I assume she’s got something new to promote, whether it is a TV show, or a a movie she is starring in or producing…because when someone starts making noise before the general public forget who they are…you know they’re up to something…

I prefer when they are too far gone and their noise making to be remembered or reinstated involves more sex videos and nudes…

She’s always been the ugly face with a good enough body…lying about her age to play a younger character…you know the High School musical girl who didn’t get naked like the other High School Musical girl…but now she’s starting to show signs of making the right moves with bikini tops…so encourage her…since all girls naked are a good thing..even when they are a bad thing…

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2015

01

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy

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When not looking at Ashley Tisdale’s face…she’s alright…

Not the hottest girl in Hollywood who lies about her age…and who is hardly in Hollywood now that High School Music has been cancelled…

But better than when her botched plastic surgery gets in the way…

Proving my life long thesis…that short short tight shorts make everything better….if by everything I mean a girl who isn’t too fat to make it terrifying…but rather just a skinny little thing who may ore may not be ridden with cellulite because she’s in her 40s…but that I can’t tell because I’m looking for vagina from behind definition…

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2015

28

May

Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time…

I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way…

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2015

22

May

Ashley Tisdale Titties of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale has the face these tits are trying to distract you from but that are failing in distracting you from because that face is asymmetrical…even with nose job….

Who knows or really cares if these are upgraded implants or good padding…

It’s Ashley TIsdale…the kind of weirdo still into her…is the kind of weirdo you probably don’t want to have around you or your children…

I don’t think she’s been on TV in 5 years…and when she was on TV it was on some serious garbage Disney kids show…so if you are still into her..you got some issues…issues that will love these tits…

I used to prefer doing “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” posts…because her celebrity was getting to her head…but it’s safe to assume…that feeling is fleeting when no one cares about you…

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2015

14

May

Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day

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I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie…

Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale…

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2015

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is one of those bad faced, hot body, crying for attention cunts who made too much money or at least had too much fame in being in that High School Musical shit…

There was a time when she was winning “Hottest Young Starlet” awards at award shows that don’t matter, but that were still televised and feeding lies to the people…but more importantly to her ego..

So, I went on a mission to make fun of her face, her botched nose job, pretty much everything I could…because girl needed to realize that she wasn’t hot…

I was fighting the fight, like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich to give to the poor, only I was making fun of the ugly that were told they were hot, so that they didn’t get an ego they already had thanks to their massive bank accounts and celebrity life…

Basically, it was a failed mission, one that had no real purpose other than to be a dick…and the reality is that now that’s she married, she’s not as ugly as I thought she was, and for some reason I want to give her the dick…even if it’s more of a clit..

I will not admit that I am a fan of this girl..I will not admit she’s hot…I will just admit that I want to fuck her and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

23

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

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Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind…

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