Ashley Tisdale’s old married ass…is pretty round and lovely and from this distance…you can’t even see her broken down bad plastic surgery face…

She’s in Mexico in a bikini, celebrating her husband’s 34th birthday…I wonder how she fit the time off into her busy scheduling building her personal brand…on instagram…to sell product to idiots who follow her…as if she’s important…despite being Ashley Tisdale…a Disney star no one cares about…

Now I don’t care for her, or think she’s interesting..but she’s got a good ass..and that deserves to be noticed, even jerked off to, especially if you’re an Ashley Tisdale fan…which I’m not…but I’ll still stare at her ass because I am complex like that…or maybe that makes me basic, primative, distracted by bikini because who needs thought or brain unless it’s getting brain when we have girls in bikinis…

This would be better 10 years ago…I mean 30 year olds in bikinis…whatever…however 30 year olds are the lest generation of not being fat…and knowing the importance of not being fat…the 20 year olds of today think fat is skinny…in some distorted and major cultural shift…so take this in.

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Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides…

I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way..

I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish.

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Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense…

But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits…

Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird.

I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times.

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I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too…

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I’ve always known that the Entertainment industry was a fucking lie…and that Award shows were a fucking lie…and that it was just like one average sized high school, where there are a series of popular kids trying to get popular, and nerds whoring out and working with the popular kids to make them all money….and that anything from the Publicist, Agent, to the Brands and Ad Agencies…to the websites and media covering it…and the award shows celebrating it…were all in it together saying “how can the core 1000 of us, recruit another 100,000 people to work for us, and sell bullshit the the 350 million”…getting the core 1000 people very fucking rich…giving the other 100,000 people jobs…and making 350 million people mindless idiots, buying into bullshit, feeling inadequate about their lives…CLEVER..

So when Ashley Tisdale won Hottest Actress of the year…it was a turning point in my career as a blogger, where I decided to focus on how busted her face was and how not-hot she is…

But throughout that process I’ve said, her ugliness is her face, her body is fit and a fit body goes a long way, so when you get married, marry for fitness, because even when fit gets doughy, it’s still better than when DOUGHIER gets DOUGHIER…so in being fit…she’s always had a good ass…that she’s finally exploiting and using for her fans…good play..

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Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical…

I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on…

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This just makes me feel uncomfortable…

In what could be representative of missing out on a childhood while trying to get famous…

Or Hollywood Michael Jackson creepy “Let’s pretend we’re kids because it’s so fun”….

Or Hollywood rich person fetishes that involved sexual get togethers and orgies…this time role playing in onesies…

It’s just fucking weird, but not as weird as Ashley Tisdale’s botched nose job, yet still award winning face….but weird…that she’d want to share it with her fans instead of keeping this insanity private…

But then again, her fanbase are weird, can’t let go of the past, dudes who jerk off to Kids shows…so they are probably very into this sad, Disney inspired event…

These people are fucking delusional…

A video posted by Ashley Tisdale (@ashleytisdale) on Oct 1, 2015 at 9:20pm PDT

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I’ve been cyberbullying Ashely Tisdale forever…I’ve been making fun of her face and the need for her to walk around with a mask on because her body is pretty on point… I’ve laughed at her since she happened, because I guess I’ve been doing the site longer than her career has existed…and I witnessed her botched nose job, when her face was really bad…as well as her winning an award for being the hottest actress of the year…when she’s not the hottest anything…she’s okay at best and that’s only when you factor her financial situation and quality of house you’d get to move in if you were to knock her married ass up…and I took offense to that…

I’ve also had emails from people who apparently went to school with her saying she’s 5 or 6 years older than she says she is…

But I like to think never too old to learn or show improvement in her overall attitude, based on this picture alone…I mean she’s put her face out there for years..and it’s really not “THAT” bad..but it’s better when cropped out of photos…so we can focus on what’s important and not asymmetry…

This doesn’t apply to Tisdale alone….it applies to all these girls who think their bodies are on point by their faces aren’t when taking selfies…not letting that scare them off from posting the selfie…because it’s always a good time to be in slutty poses for the internet…

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Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit…

So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves..

Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos..

When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose.

This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit..

What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane…

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I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit…

I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows…

I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going…

That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it…

Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless…

Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good.

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