40 year old Bebe Rexha, who decided to take advantage of fat and the body positive, no body shaming trend and became a popstar.

Instead of being laughed off the stage like she was probably supposed to be, or would have been back at the local open mic or Karaoke before becoming famous if she hadn’t already been an accomplished songwriter of her own.

Is out here dancing on stage and not even ironically, like legit doing her best fat old lady popstar impression while the audience embraces it and loves it and buys into it…because people aren’t mean anymore…and I guess have no taste anymore.

So despite being old and fat, thanks to being empowered….she’s taking slutty selfies, with her fat tits out because with fat comes tits….and I’m sure all she’s thinking about is “Where’s the Fruitcake, Yule Log, Shortbread, Gingerbread, boxed chocolates, etc”….get this bitch some food before she eats the fucking tree.

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Bebe Rexha twerking into a chainsaw…which is either fat girls are horny, cuz they have different hormones than the no fat, or maybe it is is social commentary on the current state of Plastic Surgery, like fat bitch could use a trim, a little half of her cut the fuck off, according to the patriarchy, modern medicine and society as a whole…

But instead they will just go with old and fat angle in a FUCK YOU ALL, since her career as a popstar is one that only exists and that only stemmed from needing old and fat pop stars to speak to the protestors of the internet and to avoid conflict or being cancelled for not promoting fat pop singers…

To diffuse the situation…they went through their archive of writers who could sing and pulled from their talent pool..rather than trying to find someone of their own…and now we all have this “never was” living her dream…depressing.

Here is her fat ass in a swimsuit.

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Bebe Rexha a recent contrived fat popstar who exists on the radio and other places that lame fucking assholes source out new shitty top 40 tunes.

I have accidentally seen clips of her doing her fat girl performance at some event. I don’t remember what the event was, but the fat awkward dancing made me automatically assume the behind the scenes fat girl had a midlife crisis cuz she’s old, and figured it was now or never for her starlet dreams, because she had been working behind the scenes writing for actual talent all these years, cuz actual talent are more a front, and they need teams to get their hit songs out there….so with her connections and track record insisted on a record deal….because the songs she writes are hers, giving them to other idiots breaks her soul, and performing is her true love…or some shit…

I almost get it, like if I was a ghostwriter on a movie or TV show, getting paid for it is great, but watching others get credit and paid more on your work is shit. Maybe, I’d want the world to praise me through blowjobs, and by world I mean hot girls looking to get on the TV show, I mean if I was some fat girl who felt it was important to get praise because I personally would love being behind the scenes and getting paid off the backs of actual marketable people…but that’s me…I got nothing to prove….

But I think her career was more from the top down. Her label partners who hired her to write songs was like “we need diversity, we need fat, we need ethnic, we have that Albanian chick who writes us hits, let’s hose her down like the elephant in the room that she is and make hollywood magic with her”….

I guess this is that magic…that’s not very impressive…but magic rarely is.

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This just in – Bebe Rexha is as bad at TikTok as she is at being a popstar.

The fat 30 something who had her hand in the cookie jar of the record industry, and clearly in the ACTUAL cookie jar, was able to convince her colleagues to record an album for her. So she created her persona, got her outfits, did the whole creative direction around it, to hit the popstar thing running, not ACTUAL running, she’s more of a sitter…but you know time wasn’t on her side, she was old. The fat thing is only marketable to a certain extent to other fat girls because being an old popstar outweighed being a body empowered fat chick, not ACTUAL outweigh, I mean she’s a pig…

Anyway, her old age pop act reminded me of Halloween when all the old girls from the Office get together and dress like Charlie’s Angels or something…you know old girls in slutty outfits being fat and gross but having a good time. Harmless…

As it turns out, her TikTok act is similar…like a mom who came across TikTok and felt the need to try it out, only not a hot mom…but a fat mom who can’t seem to drop the baby weight, cuz the cookies in that cookie jar are so GOOD….YUM…

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BLETA aka Bebe Rexha her real name is BLETA…hot fucking name..I think that’s the sound I make when trying to take a lactose intolerance hepatitis / pacreaitis / bad diet so it is hard shit through my very swollen shut hemorrhoided ass, like a fucking football through a garden hose….if you know what I mean…

She is the Albanian 30 year old fat pop chick with an ego, I guess she doesn’t do enough psychedelics, you know to lose her ego, some micro dosing, toad licking, mushroom and LSD, deep breathing, higher consciousness, state of enlightenment, all the BROS are into cuz they listen to ROGAN…because instead of just chilling on her song writing credits, she need to get into popstar face, like black face, and pretend to be a popstar, that has seemingly worked out alright for her, but that seems a little too little too late cuz she’s 100 fucking years old in Popstar years…

SO….

That’s about all I have to say about that, oh…and she’s ugly.

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Bebe Rexha, getting ready for Labor Day, by getting into some new age birthing position, like some home birth, water birth, kiddie pool in the backyard birth, only she’s old enough to be in menopause, but fat enough to be carrying twins, the world- so confusing.

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Bebe Rexha with the struggle fitness so we know how she gets her body…but eating more calories than she burns doing half assed workouts like this…

At 30, it’s only going to get worse, because bitch is 30…

In case you don’t understand basic fucking biology, people ROT the fuck out as they get older….so to launch a popstar career for your fucking ego, to have ownership on your songs, paying to 15 year olds while half naked, like some kind of creepy Substitute teacher cuz 30 is fucking old…confuses me…

A fat girl trying to be hot in scandalous clothing – also confuses me…but I can embrace or understand or accept that substantially easier….fat girls have tits and a vagina they want filled too…and they can, if confident enough expose that to dudes into fucking fat chicks cuz they have no skinny options….

It leaves a subtle bad taste in my mouth, probably from an improper wipe, it is hard to reach around to do the back to front motion when you’re obesity…

But to apply that attitude to being a popstar as a fat chick in her 30s is weirder than Katy Perry’s career.

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Bebe Rexha posted this picture with some empowering bullshit line, that’s her angle, it needs to be her angle, she’s fat and old, what other angle can she take, other than being empowered in who she is, and what better way to do that than with her fat mom aged gun hanging out of the sides of her bikini bottoms…gross…keep that saggy beer belly of an upper pussy to your damn self grandma…

ANYWAY…she posed this pic saying “Dedicated to the music exec who said she is too old to be sexy”….because I guess sexy to her is defined by putting up pics of yourself in your underwear…with an inspirational quote that the patriarchy is trying to bring girls down…girl power…to fish for girls to say “you’re so sexy”….in some weird egotistical nonsense…

She went onto tell a story about how the exec said her “brand” was confusing, because it is….and there were a lot more words I didn’t read because the fact this bitch has a platform to preach her nonsense is what is wrong with America…

She did say she is tired of women being labeled as “Hags” when they reach a certain agin I guess she’d prefer to be called “Fatty with the drying up uterus”….

Sexy is more than nudes on instagram and I have a feeling NO ONE told BEBE REXHA the storyline she’s pretending happened to make her NUDE seem less desperate.

Garbage.

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Bebe Rexha lookin STUFFED up in this shirt, or possibly shooting the live action Muppets, where she plays Miss Piggy. FOR REAL…I don’t think any famous person besides Reese Witherspoon has ever had such a legit Miss Piggy look. I had no idea that Miss Piggy was Albanian…

That said, she’s been in the scene for a decade thanks to winning some songwriter contest as a teen, getting signed, partnering up with Pete Wentz and going onto write Eminem and Rihanna’s – “The Monster” and Selena Gomez’s – “Like a Champion” but instead of taking the backseat and continuing to write for other people, where she found success…she decided to use her connections and cultivate a solo career…using those connections to piggy back off of….

So this fat girl, with a solid career, a bunch of money and a dream focused on that dream and luckily for her it finally, 10 years later, coincided with society embracing fat people and wanting fat people to be the idols we look up to…so she now exists….and with fat chicks comes fat tits and with fat tits comes you. Pervert.

Even when the tits are being squeezed the fuck out like it was a crime of passion….cuz her corset’s too damn small…

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Bebe Rexha is the fat Albanian popstar like the less fat DUA LIPA because Albania is a hot spot for olive skinned girls with tits who get naked on the internet to promote their singing…

Apparently she got married this week in some publicity stunt like she was a YOUTUBER, and she may very well be a Youtuber…that’s the money making spot even though TIKTOK is the hub of all that is good on social media…since I haven’t been banned there like I’ve been banned everywhere…I am a fan.

I’m not interested in anything this thick fuck does, I don’t find her or her career as a popstar at 30, 10 years after getting into the industry as a song writer that probably made her big money, enough to finance this “VANITY” project….

But she is in her underwear…making fat girl jokes which is trendy since everyone is fat….and that I hate because everyone is fat and I don’t think fat should ever be normalized despite being fat…

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