I know that this is not the Bella Thorne sex tape that we are waiting for. That we know is inevitable, it’s just a matter of time. She’s still transitioning from Disney Kid to Instagram Whore, and there’s a grace period of being “relelvant” where she’s strategically been launching books, brands, a weed company, while directing videos and doing other things that don’t require much skill and when you have an audience of her size you can fake your way through..

It is her touching tongues with her boyfriend she found on the internet, in a throwback video we may have already posted, because they can’t be together due to Quarantine, which is convenient for the dude.

She’s fucking annoying in all her content, so I can only imagine how annoying she is in person, with her high energy and winning attitude. It’d be a lot, so dude, who is probably gay, is hoping the Quarantine goes on a few more months, because this being apart is clearly less about the quarantine and more about the dude knowing she’s annoying, but also the meal ticket, and is really only there cuz she’s a meal ticket, and being able to avoid her is the best.

If you want fame, you need a Bella Thorne to mooch off of to get that fame, so this quarantine is a great way to get what you want, a great way to keep faking the relationship from afar going…you know fake it for a few hours, answer a few texts, easy and worth the investment because she’s relevant….without having to deal with her in person…must be nice…

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Bella Thorne posted a pic of her daddy with this caption:

I don’t believe any of these sociopath robots have actual feelings, but it’s nice to see she’s at least pretending she does for the sake of garnering sympathy from her fans. You know give them a talking point that makes her feel more emotionally intelligent and in touch, more real…because all she’s been doing the last 4 years on social media is trying to play the “look how real I am, I shit, I piss, I fuck, I get acne”…in efforts to manipulate the fans.

Today, all those years ago is probably the day her “Protector” left the building and her mom was able to exploit her anyway she could to get famous….which worked…at least enough to get there but who knows if Bella Thorne is actually there…she’s probably more just a shell, a puppet, an avatar…because being a child star requires giving up being an actual human….

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Bella Thorne posted these pics saying “Dress Me Like a Barbie” with her ass hanging out of her shorts, to showcase her womanly cellulite, like the empowered young girl she is….

This weathered, but young, damaged goods that look like it smells, the way some of you like your whores, the dirtier the better, some even pay premiums for the whore to not change her panties for days at a time…people are weird…keeps things exciting, but barely….she could do better, she’s supposed to be edgy, racy and not giving a fuck…despite the fact that clearly she gives a fuck, a lot of effort goes into her hustle…even if it looks like she woke up on a park bench after being raped by everyone at the bar she blacked out at..

I don’t mind staring at the fat ass, fat asses are a good time….and the only real takeaway from this is that she wants to be dressed like a barbie because she is well aware of being a puppet trained or groomed by her mom and the agents and execs who made her…so her whole life is being a barbie…one not missing limbs, but maybe left outside over the winter….and one with a giant pussy…but a puppet none the less.

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Bella Thorne, who is basically the same as the employee kitchen garbage left at the Disney studio head offie, before the staff fucked off for quarantine 2 weeks ago, posted up this picture of her tits, as all the young girls looking for immediate feedback, attention, likes and comments do.

She’s pretending to take a bath, but has the look of always stinking, the kind of girl a fire hose spray down would still leave looking slimy as fuck….and she’s pretending with her tits out….

So edgy and artistic in their quarantine….as all these girls lose their fucking mind when left to their own devices, it’s like all girls are destined to be unstable cam girls or sex workers. They are coded to be the kind of girl fisting herself with a dildo in her ass for male attention, and the real challenge in the gameplay that is our life, which we can all agree feels like a simulation, is trying to not become that sex worker fisting herself…..it’s like everything in her core, soul, brain wants that…but her questionable morals, the impact or consequences it would have to her agents, and handlers, and all that is what gets in the way of her Youtube Series called “WILL IT FIT”….where she tries to insert various household objects…to see what would fit…as people place bets on whether it will fit…not realizing IT will all fit…she’s just that committed, eager, talented, et.

The quarantine is making people go nutty, I’ve been living this exact lifestyle for decades, therefore I can’t relate – but it’s fun to watch it all go down.

It also allows us to figure out if her tits are real tits or fake tits from Disney money….you know the things that matter in this time of “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”….

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Bella Thorne and her boyfriend celebrated their 1 year of exchanging STDS that come from being gutter pigs who are broken thanks to the execs at Disney who taught them how to fuck, or at least built off the mom’s friend who molested her’s work, because her mom is an irresponsible cunt of a mom who used her kids for her personal gain. White trash tends to do that….the dream of fame so big, you ignore that your kid is jacking off Michael Jackson at the dinner table you are sitting at you dumb fucks…..

So Bella and her boyfriend are apart during this quarantine, which is probably not sad times for either of them as they likely fuck other people, they are young, they raised on porn and Bella has already been in a THROUPLE…so whatever…when your pussy is a septic tank, what’s another shit in it….

POINT being, she’s in a bikini.

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Bella Thorne who has transitioned to influencer slut because social media is life… may look like a used condom that was used by two homeless men who aren’t on PREP and like to be safe that found in a dumpster by a garbage man……or at least like a girl who you’d find that same used condom inside her dumpster pussy….only she definitely doesn’t use condoms…but she’s got tits…

Disney tits, that were abused tits, and that are now very damaged on a deep rooted level tits, as she sexualizes herself tits, and I don’t find it all that exciting….

If anything she reminds me a 100 dollar bill covered in bodily fluids on the wet market floor in WUHAN, the corona virus personified, the bat feces soup the pussy version, just not worth bothering with even though you could use that 100 bucks.

The only positive thing about her is that she’s managed to inspire her groupie fans to sexualize themselves too. Living that Disney Dream…

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Bella Thorne just finished filming a dumb fucking movie based on Fight Club, but for women, where they talk about their horoscopes, how their periods are on the same cycle, and other things like shopping, and dick pics and who has more subscribers on their Only Fans…you know girl shit before pulling each other’s hair out in a cat fight you’d find on World Star cuz one girl got with another girl’s man and that’s a NO NO…

Anyway, she’s celebrating wrapping some shit that I am sure sucked but that I am sure will make her a few million, it’s that easy when you’re in the industry…and she’s doing it the way Bella Thorne does it…half naked…or trying to be racy and sexed up, like she’s some kind of abused girl obsessed with sex…due to childhood trauma or some shit.

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