Here’s some Bella Thorne pulling down panties to reveal other panties with some ridiculously orange hair…

I don’t know what this is part of, maybe one of her shitty movies, maybe her subscription account, where a Disney Puppet is pretending to be an edgy and sexually charged creator who is a “boss bitch” who is going to revolutionize content…even though her content is such shit…if that’s your hustle and you got that mainstream budget…I am a firm believer that she can do better than this…but why bother when you can make millions being lazy….

I do think it’s funny that a mainstream industry person is playing this angle and what we’ll assume is the direction of her team to make their money back on her…only because I remember when celebs, Disney Kids included weren’t doing cocktease nudes for money online…but were instead impossible to even see in a bikini….now we got them stripping for attention, clout, money, who fucking knows…it’s pushing some kind of agenda…or it’s a product of the times where everyone is a pervert and apparently, I am a huge fan of that…even if it looks like it could smell…it’s just got that look..

The whole “edgy” cuz you watch porn, emulating pornstars, is weird to me, because I’ve always viewed porn girls as trash…choosing the easy route and rarely does a mainstreamer go to porn, but every porn chick always wanted to go mainstream….so it’s like they are all mocking us…

The fact is, normals just can’t handle the internet, the porn on the internet, and it allows for all these garbage to exist..and as someone into dumpster diving sexually and for survival…this shit is my vibe…even if it makes no sense…keep it coming…so we can keep cumming not that I’d jerk off to Bella Thorne or this kind of content but maybe you can think of burying you face where you know she smells…always a hot concept…pheromones or some shit..

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Bella Thorne is partying in Miami like the rest of the world, I guess they are either into the whole “everything is open” thing or they are into the whole “no state tax” thing…or maybe into the whole florida trash thing especially when you’re from Orlando like Bella Thorne is…you know created in a Disney lab by her sex worker mother who did all she could to fuck her way to the talent acquisition team….she started with the guy who ran “It’s a Small World” ride…and another guy who worked at the place they sell the turkey legs….before ending up on the guy who played Goofy….only to end up at LA Head Office to sell her kids to the team that make TV shows…rather than giving Bella the life of a Disney Princess on their nightly parade float….but instead a puppet for the industry to mould into an influencer….you know invest in, create, design, and as her crowd gets older…make edgier and edgier and edgier…it’s like Bella Thorne’s so edgy she has a subscription site she makes tons of money on all while not getting nude…but also hangs with porn chicks and even “fucks” them cuz she’s POLYAMOUROUS…you know AGNEDA pushers..but her greasy, manufactured, created in the lab at Disney fake titties in a bikini look alright in video…because you don’t have to smell the the dirty asshole smells you know she smells of….and that’s always FUN….isn’t it..

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Bella Thorne’s looking like she’s given up on her fitness, which was her original gateway into being half naked or in tight clothing doing workouts for people to jack off to, it’s one of those things the influencers do to offset all the shameless “felt Cute Met Delete Later” lingerie pics and “At the beach on this perpetual win of a life again”…shit that brings other kinds of content you can jerk off to…

I like to think that Bella Thorne is just embracing the “natural” look, but then I remember her face is more jacked up with fillers than those people waiting in line to fill up their gas tanks in Atlanta…I think that was a terrible analogy…differnent kind of filled…maybe a her face is jacked up with more filler than a creampie porn star at the creampie gangbang record breaking gangbang…..which would make sense since part of Bella Thorne’s act is that she’s so into porn, she fucks pornstars for free, and she even runs marketing campaigns for them through her agency….when she’s not dipping a toe in porn work with her OnlyFans she never gets naked on…more a bait and switch but lucrative revenue stream….because you can never have too much money when you’re an empty Disney Trained, sold by your parents, or yourself to the evils of the internet…

I do like that Bella Thorne’s trying to bridge the gap of porn and mainstream, something I’ve been about since loving porn at 16 and wanting more of it in the mainstream….I don’t love that Bella Thrne’s trying to bridge the thigh gap…

Maybe it’s that she’s engaged, maybe it’s keeping it real, in an “this is me” oversharing her generation likes so much…and not photoshopping it out is such a better look, even to cellulite haters, than those influencers photoshopping themselves….plus, who doesn’t like a fat ass.

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Bella Thorne is one of those celebrities that is running hot…

Bella Thorne’s crotch shot featuring some bush is pretty exciting stuff for those of us into bush…even if Bella Thorne’s got a greasy vibe to her…she’s still one of those celerities who is doing it right….at least on social media…because she’s trending in everything that she does all while not even being a great actor…

A wise man named Jake Paul once told me that you don’t need to be the best, you just need the world to think you’re the best, and the actual best, thanks to less marketing, ends up getting all the shittier deals than you….it all comes down to marketing and giving people the perception that you are more important than you are….

I do not think Bella Thorne, despite being Disney trained, or Cuban which is an angle she could use more than she does to get cast, would be getting the jobs she gets if it wasn’t for5 her hype on social media…

I do not thing that Bella Throne was necessarily the mastermind in her social media persona, but a lot of people her own age pulled it off, so I could be wrong…

My idea is that Disney wouldn’t let her go after investing in her, but instead they’d re-work her to speak to the generation that grew up on her, as if she’s going through what they are going through, on a relatable level, so that they don’t realize she’s part of the programming, but instead think she’s authentic and cool….part of the program….

I also think her OnlYFans content is all part of that being relatable, when really just being a Disney kid with a team who knows how to get that big platform needed to push whatever needs to be pushed, a sell your soul situation…

But the truth is, whatever the reason, whatever the talent level, whatever greasy smells she looks like she may give off, she’s got a body that she shows off proper and I’ll endorse and co-sign that…shaping the minds of the future or some shit…but the truth is she had me at BUSH…cuz I love bush…

Her’s the rest of her and that body….

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After seeing the condition of Bella Thorne’s Belly Button earlier in the week, which was terrifying, I’d link it but I am too lazy, it’s not like anyone reads this shit, but trust me, there was a white crust in the bella belly button that was either dried cum, fungus, mold, or just some dip that dried up in her..and regardless of what it was..it was vile….

So after seeing her belly button crust, her asshole is a scary thought….but I still like that this Disney Kid, who I am convinced still works for Disney and this is just part of the rebrand….like I think Miley still works for Disney and was part of the rebrand…they invested too much, own too much, it’d be easy to pretend their whole half naked, only fans shit is their own rebellion, but as puppets of an industry, it’s easier to believe that they are doing what they are told to stay relevant and relatable to the audience to keep their influence….

I’ve seen enough of these Disney kids transition to sexual beings, and it’s all pretty contrived and works like clockwork, meaning when they turn 17, they bust out bikinis and slutty workouts, at 18 they get naked…and keep getting naked in various degrees….where Bella Thorne is just more extreme but her OnlyFans is really just a tactic, since she’s not out there dildo-ing herself on it…cuz she doesn’t want to be kicked out of the mainstream….

MANIPULATION….but here’s her ass. Keeping celebrity and influencers a hybrid weirdness…

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Yo……

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……

Yo….

What the fuck is going on with Bella Thorne’s Belly Button…and the funny thing is, I am not even talking about her treasure trail, which as someone who loves bush, typically doesn’t offend me, it’s not the hair that’s making me gag, even though it will make some of you gag, while confusing you, since she’s a fucking redhead and I though redheads has blonde or transparent body hair, just not this redhead…who is hairy as shit, which I guess makes sense because of how horny she pretends to be…she’s a “we get it, you like sex” kind of girl….and now I realize it’s all the “T” your limp dick probably wishes it had…

THE ISSUE IS NOT THE HAIR…

It’s the crusty ass discoloration that I’ll just assume is dried up cum, or squirt from one of her sexual adventures with either her 90 day fiance or one of the nasty ass porn chicks she pretends are decent or cool people, because porn is the new Jackass I guess and the further you go in it, the wilder you are….weird…

Or maybe it’s some Garlic Sauce from her Falafel sandwich, some Mayonnaise, or just fucking filth because she’s a slimy bitch who doesn’t need to waste her time showering cuz motherfuckers groupie her so hard they’d eat her ass with shit coming out of it….

She’s always been gross, but entertaining to me….but this is just on another level of gross…the kind that makes me gag….

But this isn’t about me, it’s about you, and you probably like this kind of thing….so here it is….

She’s in other salacious and exciting pics too….so it’s not all crusty belly buttons!

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Bella Thorne is a lot of fun…

I have an internal struggle, not about whether she’s self made or part of a master strategic plan by her team….but an internal struggle about why I bother writing this site….and obviously she’s part of a master strategic plan by her team.

Sure, there are kids who launch youtubes, who understand marketing, digital marketing, monetization, all that other shit that I don’t understand and contribute to my internal struggle about updating this site….

But Bella Thorne is not one of those kids….and sure, if she was a one of those kids, she’d have a lot of success with doing the same tactics they do, thanks to having been put together by Disney, trained by Disney, with followers from Disney…..BUT why would Disney or her management that invested in her to be whatever she is ever let her go….

It’s far more likely that they saw what the youtubers did, knew they needed to compete, knew they had Bella Thorne ready to launch, and sexualized her, made her relateable, had her on all platfroms that kids go….all to get the fans to stick by her, trick them into thinking it is legit, so they watch her movies and buy her merch and music and whatever…because why would they ever let an earner they’ve invested go….not to mention she’s been trained to take direction and in being an actor this is all an act…

What it comes down to is who cares, she’s pantseless…

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life….but not really, I mean not a chunkier Bella Thorne who is probably pregnant, or just quit the working out, now that she’s engaged and now that it’s “cool to not care”…and she does anything and everything she can to maintain her level of cool with her audience….she’s Disney Trained and every move they make with her, assuming she’s got handlers, which I do, because I know how hard it is to just update a stupid site daily, without any social media, while this girl has an agency, a weed company, merch, real estate, movies she acts in, a movie development deal, it just doesn’t make sense that some uneducated Disney kid hits the instagram and figures out how to create one of the most trending personal brands…but then again, when you’re at her level, it’s pretty easy to do….they aren’t re-inventing the fucking wheel or anything…and it all sort of just falls into place because if she posts a product, she’ll sell 100k units….easy..

So it is possible she master-minded this, but when you’re a Disney Kid, it’s probably not that challenging to pull off, I mean idiots on Youtube are doing it too….but I like to think there’s MORE to it than what we see because Hollywood’s scrambling to compete with influencers so they need their own out there competing with influencers…not to mention she likely had powerhouse agents being on Disney, who we never hear of at all, but who I am sure she wouldn’t have FIRED….

I don’t believe anything I see is basically what I am saying…

ANYWAY…the moment I’ve been waiting for for as long as I can remember is the skirts so short you can see the full ass….it’s fetishy, maybe even something you’d see on Halloween and not everyday….and I have ALWAYS liked upskirts….you know whether the wind blows the skirt up, whether the girl in the skirt drops something and bends over, whether the girls is cheeky and flashes her ass…I am INTO IT…

I have a feeling the full ass out in a short skirt, something reserved for trashy porn shoots, is going to be something you see out in public, which I guess is not that big of a deal, since we’ve had shorts so short we see full ass, so why not do the same with skirts…it’s a generation of exhibitionists and it’s amazing…

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Bella Thorne is a ridiculous self promoter, which in this era of everyone being a self promoter, isn’t seen as a bad thing. I guess in my era, 300 years ago, people were seen as trash or tacky when pushing their bullshit on us, but now people think it’s cool, it means you have clout, it means you can monetize and you can just say “they’re just jealous”….you know everyone is a commodity, no longer a human…it’s fucked..

But yeah, Bella Thorne who sells barely nudes and makes millions, when not selling weed, merch and everything else she can possibly sell since she’s a self promoter, and this instagram thing PAYS, I mean no names are making millions selling products you’ve never heard of, because I guess it’s that easy, just not for idiots like me…

So bella Thorne claims everything she does hits number 1 and that this movie or series she’s in called Paradise City about Rock and Roll bullshit is number 1, and if that is the case, we’re fucking doomed, since it looks like a pile of shit…but so does Bella most of the time, so it makes sense…

In the movie, she’s got her tits out in a mesh top being rock and roll, wince that’s what the movies about, and there’s a lesbian sex scene, because art…

So this is that preview….I guesss….

But I prefer her GUNT in some Latex Thong body suit shit….you know the pre baby now that she’s engaged to get her boyfriend his Green Card so they can fuck state side for more than 6 months a year or maybe it’s to legitimize her unborn baby…or maybe she’s just quit working out cuz she knows her big tits can support a little belly..you know now that she’s engaged, why stay fit..it’s a fake pandemic ya’ll…

Bella Thorne’s FUPA:

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I don’t have a medical fetish, if anything COVID has made me even LESS into anything medical than I have ever been, which is almost impossible, because I am just THAT disinterested in basically anything medical…and not because I am scared of COVID, but because I am annoyed of COVID….but that’s not the point…the point is that there are dudes out there who dream about being a gynecologist, there are guys who make jokes and wear t-shirts about being amateur or hobbyist gynecologists, there are Halloween Costumes once worn when bros could be bros and make jokes about pussy without being cancelled and having their lives fucking ruined….and there are dudes who are gynecologists only because doctors are weirdo narcissistic freaks who have god complexes and are looking for the HOTTEST most perfect pussy….and are willing to get arm deep in a bunch of nasty infected ones….then there are the weird BDSM people who have their gynecological tables in their basement, their pile of speculums and other fucking devices…so it’s a thing..

Which is why I’m showing you Bella Thorne’s gyno content, you know cuz she’s checking up on either existing shit…90 percent of people have HPv….make sure those pre-cancerous cells are in check….OR….other fun STDs that happen when you mistreat your vagina like a pervert with no self control…which is where we are at…or maybe she’s in the market to get knocked up….who knows…but this GYNO content’s for you…I pretend vaginas can’t get diseases…

I’m more into this topless weirdness below…..I don’t understand it…but I like it…but I am also drunk.

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