Bella Thorne is a lot of fun…

I have an internal struggle, not about whether she’s self made or part of a master strategic plan by her team….but an internal struggle about why I bother writing this site….and obviously she’s part of a master strategic plan by her team.

Sure, there are kids who launch youtubes, who understand marketing, digital marketing, monetization, all that other shit that I don’t understand and contribute to my internal struggle about updating this site….

But Bella Thorne is not one of those kids….and sure, if she was a one of those kids, she’d have a lot of success with doing the same tactics they do, thanks to having been put together by Disney, trained by Disney, with followers from Disney…..BUT why would Disney or her management that invested in her to be whatever she is ever let her go….

It’s far more likely that they saw what the youtubers did, knew they needed to compete, knew they had Bella Thorne ready to launch, and sexualized her, made her relateable, had her on all platfroms that kids go….all to get the fans to stick by her, trick them into thinking it is legit, so they watch her movies and buy her merch and music and whatever…because why would they ever let an earner they’ve invested go….not to mention she’s been trained to take direction and in being an actor this is all an act…

What it comes down to is who cares, she’s pantseless…

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life….but not really, I mean not a chunkier Bella Thorne who is probably pregnant, or just quit the working out, now that she’s engaged and now that it’s “cool to not care”…and she does anything and everything she can to maintain her level of cool with her audience….she’s Disney Trained and every move they make with her, assuming she’s got handlers, which I do, because I know how hard it is to just update a stupid site daily, without any social media, while this girl has an agency, a weed company, merch, real estate, movies she acts in, a movie development deal, it just doesn’t make sense that some uneducated Disney kid hits the instagram and figures out how to create one of the most trending personal brands…but then again, when you’re at her level, it’s pretty easy to do….they aren’t re-inventing the fucking wheel or anything…and it all sort of just falls into place because if she posts a product, she’ll sell 100k units….easy..

So it is possible she master-minded this, but when you’re a Disney Kid, it’s probably not that challenging to pull off, I mean idiots on Youtube are doing it too….but I like to think there’s MORE to it than what we see because Hollywood’s scrambling to compete with influencers so they need their own out there competing with influencers…not to mention she likely had powerhouse agents being on Disney, who we never hear of at all, but who I am sure she wouldn’t have FIRED….

I don’t believe anything I see is basically what I am saying…

ANYWAY…the moment I’ve been waiting for for as long as I can remember is the skirts so short you can see the full ass….it’s fetishy, maybe even something you’d see on Halloween and not everyday….and I have ALWAYS liked upskirts….you know whether the wind blows the skirt up, whether the girl in the skirt drops something and bends over, whether the girls is cheeky and flashes her ass…I am INTO IT…

I have a feeling the full ass out in a short skirt, something reserved for trashy porn shoots, is going to be something you see out in public, which I guess is not that big of a deal, since we’ve had shorts so short we see full ass, so why not do the same with skirts…it’s a generation of exhibitionists and it’s amazing…

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Bella Thorne is a ridiculous self promoter, which in this era of everyone being a self promoter, isn’t seen as a bad thing. I guess in my era, 300 years ago, people were seen as trash or tacky when pushing their bullshit on us, but now people think it’s cool, it means you have clout, it means you can monetize and you can just say “they’re just jealous”….you know everyone is a commodity, no longer a human…it’s fucked..

But yeah, Bella Thorne who sells barely nudes and makes millions, when not selling weed, merch and everything else she can possibly sell since she’s a self promoter, and this instagram thing PAYS, I mean no names are making millions selling products you’ve never heard of, because I guess it’s that easy, just not for idiots like me…

So bella Thorne claims everything she does hits number 1 and that this movie or series she’s in called Paradise City about Rock and Roll bullshit is number 1, and if that is the case, we’re fucking doomed, since it looks like a pile of shit…but so does Bella most of the time, so it makes sense…

In the movie, she’s got her tits out in a mesh top being rock and roll, wince that’s what the movies about, and there’s a lesbian sex scene, because art…

So this is that preview….I guesss….

But I prefer her GUNT in some Latex Thong body suit shit….you know the pre baby now that she’s engaged to get her boyfriend his Green Card so they can fuck state side for more than 6 months a year or maybe it’s to legitimize her unborn baby…or maybe she’s just quit working out cuz she knows her big tits can support a little belly..you know now that she’s engaged, why stay fit..it’s a fake pandemic ya’ll…

Bella Thorne’s FUPA:

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I don’t have a medical fetish, if anything COVID has made me even LESS into anything medical than I have ever been, which is almost impossible, because I am just THAT disinterested in basically anything medical…and not because I am scared of COVID, but because I am annoyed of COVID….but that’s not the point…the point is that there are dudes out there who dream about being a gynecologist, there are guys who make jokes and wear t-shirts about being amateur or hobbyist gynecologists, there are Halloween Costumes once worn when bros could be bros and make jokes about pussy without being cancelled and having their lives fucking ruined….and there are dudes who are gynecologists only because doctors are weirdo narcissistic freaks who have god complexes and are looking for the HOTTEST most perfect pussy….and are willing to get arm deep in a bunch of nasty infected ones….then there are the weird BDSM people who have their gynecological tables in their basement, their pile of speculums and other fucking devices…so it’s a thing..

Which is why I’m showing you Bella Thorne’s gyno content, you know cuz she’s checking up on either existing shit…90 percent of people have HPv….make sure those pre-cancerous cells are in check….OR….other fun STDs that happen when you mistreat your vagina like a pervert with no self control…which is where we are at…or maybe she’s in the market to get knocked up….who knows…but this GYNO content’s for you…I pretend vaginas can’t get diseases…

I’m more into this topless weirdness below…..I don’t understand it…but I like it…but I am also drunk.

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I can’t go a day without posting a Bella Thorne update, not that I find her interesting, or even that hot, but she’s doing mainstream right, and giving us a glimpse into where Disney is headed with their content….because their brain washing clearly works. She does Hollywood shit, she does Porn shit, she does Social media shit, and she’s making stupid money doing it and none of it is even that good….I mean even her porno content is non-nude so she doesn’t lose the Hollywood shit, that keeps her a celebrity…it’s weird times…we’re in them…and here she is demonstrating how she takes a shit…(above) and doing a dance (below)…because Bella Thorne is media mastermind.

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Bella THorne is a trending young starlet – straight out of the Disney School for children that parents have sold to the industry to start off their puppet mastery at a young age, you know nimble minds are easy to condition shit..

She’s managed to take a Disney approach to being a trashy young person into porn who gets mainstream acting work, while selling asshole behind thong videos to the highest bidder, when not being a degenerate with porn chicks, because I guess she thinks porn is cool…even though it’s porn….and the whole thing is pretty entertaining, hilarious and better than when celebrities were kept at an arm’s length from people, unable to show their true identities, not that actors have true identities, they are weirdo shells designed to be whatever they need to be…and Bella Thorne chooses to be ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGING IT….because through all she’s been through she knows the true SOUL lives in the asshole…or at least it gets her paid on that ONLYFANS shit..

Not that you can see her asshole, but she’s a redhead and their asshole are either bright dark and pink…or invisible….or invisible from bleaching because she’s rich and disgustingly perverted and bleaching asshole is a tool for those kids of asshole owners…

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Bella Thorne has done it right….

She took her Disney Kid fame, turned it into Youtube kid fame, while still maintaining that she was an industry girl with Disney Kid fame, and since the industry loves working with their own, and she was in on it with the industry, and this was just a tactic to achieve absolute relevance…she still gets paid by the industry…they won’t turn their back on her until she actually stars in a porn, which could happen, since porn is more interesting to young people than actual movies….because there’s fucking in it.

So from Disney, to “youtuber”/social media personality who brought the fake “real” – the fake “relatable” – the fake “honest”…by mooching off the youtubers, pornstars and everyone else for additional clout so that her Disney Kid fans thought she was legit…

Then she started monetizing, with product lines, etc, then OnlyFans came along, hopped on that cuz of the whole being naked being fun especailly when millions of dollars can be made doing it….only to start an OnlYFans agency that produces content for a handful of talent with pornstars and brands…that also makes money…and all she’s gotta do is maintain…

And I guess bikini pics with pornstars are how she maintains…because when porn is your favorite thing…you end up thinking porn chicks are hot…even when they’re terrifying….

Here is Bella shaking her ass for 3 minutes

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I come from a different era where the dudes who fucked porn chicks were the dudes you’d expect to save up their money to fuck porn chicks….since you can pay to fuck porn chicks…

I’ve been to porn conventions and have been amongst the autistic, weird, disabled, slimy pornstar fans waiting in line for autographs….because it is the SINGLE most important day of their lives….being in the same building as a bitch they chronically jerk off to.

I’ve just been more into amateurs I guess..and if I am to hop onto a sex worker, it’s going to be the most gutter and disgusting AIDS ridden one who doesn’t think she’s all important because she’s in the porn industry…

I’ve been at the booth with pornstars where creepy dudes would pay them extra to take feet pics…because I’ve known porn chicks over the years…and I just never wanted to fuck them..

Maybe I’m not a real dude, because as time has gone on, I’ve met dudes who are super excited by porn chicks and DREAM of fucking porn chicks, when regular girls can fuck as good, maybe better because they don’t have that ego, and for the most part are hotter cuz they don’t take 7 dicks a week….

But I think it’s less about being a real dude, because real dudes can be turned off by whores….and more to do with porn being mainstream, being bigger than Hollywood, being blown the fuck out of proportion, since being a porn chick isn’t a challenging thing to do…then there’s the whole girls on TINDER or whatever app looking for new dick daily, despite having dick at home, a girlfriend at home, just not enough dick to fill their empty fucking voids…because everyone is fucking empty and needs to be filled….so the everyday girl is taking 10 dicks a week for free…

I get the whole porn addiction, even if I think produced porn sucks, I get the whole being into fucking, who the fuck isn’t….

But seeing some Disney Kid who rebranded herself as edgy, who clearly watched too much porn and got sucked in like all the other people her age, not realizing that porn sucks, and thinking that porn is awesome, as they play out porn scenes on their weekends….in ways humanity has never seen before..

But yeah, seeing Bella Thorne making out with a porn chick, because they are both dirt bags…is zero fucking hot to me, but maybe it’s hot to you…

So Balla Thorne bridging the gap of Porn and Mainstream, which doesn’t really need a bridge built, the porn sites get all the internet traffic, it’s nothing new….by making out with porn chicks who she obviously fucks or wants you to think she fucks…doesn’t really impress or interest me…it’s just straight up clout chasing…from both ends…but seeing these porn chicks with millions of IG followers….is pretty interesting…pulling brand deals and shit…because I guess Porn is everywhere and they’ve accepted it…

They just haven’t accepted this site and still ban me from all the possible ADVERTISING options because they have wrongfully labelled me PORN…fuckers…

Mow that porn is mainstream, these kids think porn is Hollywood…porn is tonguing hollywood…and that’s about all I have to say about that.

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I remember a time when models and actresses and celebrities needed a publication to get naked or half naked to…and it’d be a big deal when you’d see them stripped down….

You can probably remember in your own lifetime when certain celebs were cast in half naked shoots that blew your fucking mind because we were simpler people then..

Whether it was for Playboy or one of the men’s magazines or even a brand….it would be HUGE fucking news and reposition the celebrity as someone you thought you wanted to fuck to someone you definitely knew you wanted to fuck because you just spent the last 8 hours jacking off to her…

Well…those days have been replaced with celebrities producing their own half naked shit, that gets lost amongst the clutter of all the half naked shit out there, so they just keep on pushing the half naked shit as hard as they can to make it count, and Bella Thorne has been pretty masterful at that….I mean she got the tits, she has the mom who does the same shameless sell nude shit, she’s got the audience and the whole thing is almost more fun knowing it didn’t come with a big pay day from a brand or magazine, I mean Hef used to pay celebs real fucking big dollar payouts to strip down…but now these girls just have thirsty, desperate, losers throwing out their credit cards to get access to content that isn’t even nude..

Bella Thorne doesn’t get naked because she wants to walk to line of “edgy”….to seem like she’s not some Disney puppet…while still being edgy and I guess that works for me because I get to see a half naked bitch who looks like she smells like Chicken Soup…and butthole…and I guess it works out for her because she gets paid by the losers to continue this strategy….even launching her own OnlyFans management company for other whores she co-signs since the money in that good…and if it encourages more whores…and produces more half naked content…I dig it…

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