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2020

30

Dec

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

Bella Thorne Nipple

Bella Thorne is a very important content producer who was lucky enough to be sold off by her sex worker mother, who probably wasn’t a straight up sex worker back then, but more a suck dick to pay rent kind of girl, or suck dick to get her girls in Disney TV shows, I don’t know, I wasn’t there…I just know that those life skills her mom taught her about using her sexuality to seduce idiot men into giving her what she wants has proven to be a huge asset to her…which is why I’ve always told my sex worker friends that they understand the world better than most women working their 9 to 5, and if they weren’t dying of AIDS or if their vaginas didn’t close up from the HPV warts, they should totally teach that to their offspring that they didn’t leave in the trash at a truck stop when they thought they were dealing with the consequences of bad burritos not being a whore….you know assuming Child Protective Services didn’t take those kids away from her…

ANYWAY, Bella Thorne is lucky that she had a whore mom, that she got her start on Disney, which is the most mainstream possible you can go…giving her a solid foundation to build her empire off of…and all it took was working with Youtubers who are so HUNGRY for mainstream success that they’ll hang with anyone actually famous…despite being the real money makers thanks to Youtube….they know their fame is a joke that buys them mansions but a joke nevertheless…

More importantly, she’s followed her mom’s lead and is dipping a toe into the selling nudes, that aren’t actual nudes, but that are “hollywood” nudes so she can keep working in the industry, and it’s all so exciting because we occassionally get to see her tit in 1000 dollar bras…a tit that I doubt is real, but nothing is real, so we’ll take it…

This is actually more hardcore than any of the shit she’s sold to suckers on OnlyFans to date, despite having made millions with the platform….

I respect her hustle, even if she looks slimy, like she smells like feces and porn pussy, but she’s winning at all she does because the internet is filled with idiots and that’s clever, more clever than the celebs who think they are too good for social media, who only now are jumping into it to save their careers, instead of doing it because they respect their fans and want to provide them with a look into their lives, because celebs are money chasing, grubbing, pieces of narcissistic shit that don’t really get it because they think they are too important for it…while Bella knows best….TITtIES

Here she is showing off some ass…

Looks good to me…

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2020

29

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Skimpy Bikini of the Day

I don’t find Bella Thorne that hot, but she’s got a good body and she posts scandalous enough pics for her instagram, probably not scandalous enough for her only fans, but that doesn’t mean losers aren’t buying the content because we are all trained consumers and we’ve finally reached the critical level of capitalism, where we are busting out credit cards to be duped by locked content…but it’s all about the monetization, getting as rich and being as relevant as possible..and Bella Throne is the top of the food chain…probably because she had that Disney celebrity to start her off, as people are drawn to actual celebs, but mainly because she figured out the simplicity of social media content, and did it by connecting with the top of Youtube, integrating herself into their gossip and drama so that people would be interested in what she was up to…and she’s getting paid..which is what all these people are all about…but that doesn’t change the fact that she always looks like she smells, or that she thinks fucking porn chicks is amazing because they are professionals, when I’ve always said “leave the porn chicks to fuck themselves, while we’re over here not fucking the porn chicks”….you know you’ve alway been able to pay porn chicks to fuck, but it takes a real loser to actually save up and do it, becasue porn sex isn’t any better than real sex, if anything porn girls are so blown out the average man won’t feel shit…but since porn is as mainstream as youtube…these idiots who grew up on it find it hot, not gross, and don’t realize porn is meant to be a handbook in what you want to get the non porn girls in your life to do, but since everyone is doing porn sex, I guess all the lines are blurred and really this is about Bella Thorne’s hot body in a bikini from the pussy vantage point..like she’s about to piss on us…the way you simp fucks paying for her only fans content probably like it..

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2020

23

Dec

Bella Thorne in Underwear for Christmas Eve Eve of the Day

I don’t know if she’s a gift, but likely a gift that keeps on giving to those that get their tongue burnt by what looks to be a stank ass pussy, you know herpes shit…she gets around….all these weirdo youtube kids try to outdo each other in weirdness because being into sex and being graphic about sex is edgy cuz porn is cool or something….all rich and in their early 20s for other people not in the LA youtuber scene to idolize because youtube is life…but they all integrate with each other to cross promote each other and monetize together….and for some reason one of the stops on the youtuber fame train is Bella Thorne who has fucked them all…even Canadian sugar babies….and I don’t care, the more vile, porn influenced, perverted in public for monetization and views, the more interesting the content being put out there becomes…keep getting naked or half naked and selling that shit cuz it’s better than working at the mall girls. FOLLOW this leader..I mean she was on Disney and has so many followers, that’s all that matters right…

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2020

21

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Bella Thorne Christmas

I fucking love Christmas, I always have, I’ve wanted to swap this site into a Christmas Village where I just write about Christmas miracles all day…I listen to Christmas music all year round….I watch Chirstmas movies all year round…it may tie into my traumatic child hood…it may be my love of giving, as clearly I run a fucking charity here for you fucks…a not for profit…just for your mooch entertainment but I guess you remind me everyday how bad I am at business and content production and website marketing and monetization….a reminder I need day in and day out so that I don’t fall off an end up with a HIT…just one hit…I can live off for life…

I digress….as I digest….that in loving Christmas and being a pervert, not the typical pervert you’d find working mall santa jobs, but the kind of pervert that wants all adult women, even the old and the ugly, to be rocking crotchless holiday themed underwear for me to jack off to….you know merging two of my favorite things…Christmas and Pussy into a steady stream of clickbait content I want….yet this year has been weak on the Christmas sluts..which means we take what we can get and that happens to be Bella Thorne..the mainstream Disney star, turned “EDGY” OnlyFans girl who cashes the fuck in on her “LEWD” pics that aren’t nude enough to get her cancelled by the mainstream, but thanks to her insane popularity wouldn’t get her cancelled by the mainstream, because the mainstream needs the relevant girls who all happen to be sluts now…Yay…I mean I’ve been waiting for this forever…self produced porn pics are the reason I started the site, so seeing it so common is great.

So if anything, Bella Thorne is pushing the nude on the internet for fun and attention and money into the mainstream…she’s working for us, even if her own channel is pretty weak since she’s selling clothed content….

Soon all the mainstream celebs and influencers will be porn chicks,…selling pics of their buttholes when not making hit movies…but the porn chicks will remain the porn chicks who can never be the mainstream chicks because when you start at the top and work your way down, you’re ok, but if you start at the bottom, and being a porn chick is the bottome…working your way up is more challenging..

So basically, Bella Throne likes money and relevance and clout and part of her banding or edginess to be relatable and not some disney kid….is half naked…but her mom does it too so you know it’s a family that knows how it works…and are winning because of it…so the moral of the story is sluts always win!



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2020

14

Dec

Bella Thorne vs her Mom Lingerie Battle of the Day

Bella Thorne…

vs Her Mom….

It’s the lingerie battle that stays in the family….the way it is meant to be…if you’re from the backwoods or I guess Florida where these two come from….

This reminds me of a daytime stripper I used to get lapdances from at shift change when her daughter who I used to get lapdances from came in to work the night shift, you know following mom’s footsteps because it’s been good to their family…that whole stripper thing…giving me a mom/daughter fetish early on in life….and I’ve met three to four dudes who fucked their wive’s or girlfriend’s mom and that blew my fucking mind….

Anyway, the whole OnlyFans thing is really just an extension of social media egos, so someone who thought every one of her kids was worthy of being a Disney kid, so she drove to LA to make it happen, and made it happen…probably on very little money….

You know a narcissist who will win at all causes…who likely did her fair share of fucking the right people to help get her dreams to come true ..and who has monster tits that need to be put to use by being told they are hot by weirdos throwing money at her like she was still working the streets or stripclubs….

So the Bella Thorne being on OnlyFans is just a family thing, apple falling not too far from the tree, following the leader because that is her mom selling pics of her big fucking tits…you know some family’s sing Christmas carols at Christmas, other’s produce low level porn….and I don’t think anyone’s ever thought Bella Thorne wasn’t trashy or raised by a whore…she has that energy and it’s good energy that makes them all rich and everyone knows all that matters is being rich…

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2020

10

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Bra Top Cuz she’s Trash of the Day

Bella Thorne is trash that encourages young girls to also be trash while ripping off girls who are trash and I look forward to society finding morality again so that our idols are good moral leaders, not that I am against girls who are trash, but when trash is mainstream it takes the fun out of trash….I am all for porn being a private, secret, thing. I don’t need to see everyone masturbate or know everyone masturbates, there is beauty in mystery. They call it the tease..

Cheapening yourself for likes, hype and clout, but that will get old fast. As any pornstars, it’s all down hill from when you do your first anal scene.

I get it, trash is funny, instagram gratification is good, this is how you make the most noise, but it gets fucking boring….and this is boring…

Belle Thorne looks like she smells like walmart, not what I look for in celebs, but she’s famous, in the industry, an “actress”…but not my definition of celebrity…more of a Kardashian than a LOhan….if you know what I mean…SHOUT OUT LOHAN…the only redhead who matters.

But then again, Bella Thorne is bigger than that old school suffocating Hollywood, she’s got her hands in a bunch of businesses and is cashing in off her generation, so maybe being trash is good when you’re faking it for clout, because you’re Disney trained and know how to shock and awe and manipulate the minds of the youth…you’re TRAINED on that….so as you pretend to be a crackhead, you actually have 33 million dollar businesses running and that Hollywood shit is just for marketing….cash grabbing capitalism dreams….

Can’t hate a girl for influencing the new generation to get naked on the internet becaue it’s normal and profitable…we will never RUN out of NUDES….she’s the hero we need for a future filled of NUDES….NEVER NO NUDES!!!

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2020

09

Dec

Bella Thorne Bra of the Day

Bella Thorne in Lingerie of the Day

Bella Thorne may be a shameless unapologetic attention seeker who was raised within the industry by a mother who sold her out to the hollywood industry because being white trash florida, it was a better option than stripping…..

It’s a you can take the girl out of florida strip clubs but you can’t take the florida stripclub out of the girl…but at the same time she’s not actually doing anything innovative, she’s just the loudest voice in the room….

Meaning, as a Disney kid, she’s been media trained, she understands content, delivery, celebrity, etc….but more importantly, she knows how to monetize.

She’s just mirroring what is going on in society, like Miley did before her, being edgy, half naked, into fucking, into porn, into weed…all the shit people are into…and since she’s got that big fan base…people pay attention, she gets paid…relevance…it’s a hell of a drug…

Now we’ve seen her evolve into this SFW ONLY fans girl, who isn’t fisting herself yet, because she doesn’t want to push things too hard that the mainstream industry that pays her drop her…

You see, the mainstream has always been what the sex working porn chicks coveted, but could never break into…while the mainstream is now doing the porn thing, just not too porny, cuz it needs to be mainstream….

She’s cashing in, having a good time getting rich, giving us half naked content that looks like it potentially smells…..

I don’t find her hot, but she’s a HOT ticket item and has all the things that would make a girl hot…so I endorse her efforts to make the world a sluttier place….because know her mirroring society pushes all the girls on the fence of going down that premium content selling nude route make the jump…

What they don’t realize is that they won’t make money doing it if everyone else is doing it, so the nudes will eventually be FREE again…and in Bella’s case…the nudes won’t happen cuz she doesn’t get legit naked on her premium content channels…it’s a cash grab. Clout…manipulation tactics…she’s Disney trained mothercuckers…and she’s getting paid.




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2020

24

Nov

Bella Thorne Tits in a Movie of the Day

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Here’s Bella Thorne showing about as much nudity as she shows on her Only Fans that she bait and switches on her fans and perverts she’s milking with her low level cockteasing all these idiots fall for….she’s made millions a week on it and doesn’t even show nipple…not that you’d see her nipple if she did show it…it’s invisible…

This is Bella Thorne in a new movie about killing her dad Mickey Rourke, who despite the plastic face they both share, is not her real dad..but I do see why they cast him….besides the fact that he’s amazing..

She’s doing that Laundromat fetish I’m sure you all have, or that I have because I don’t care about your fetishes, even though I post MILKY TITS on monday and WET SPOT tomorrow and fat chicks on Sundays…this is about me…..and I’ve spent time in laundromats, more stealing the panties than seeing the busty bitch with the big back get dressed at the laundromat…you know since I’m there sniffing their dirty panties holding my dick…

But yeah, Bella Thorne’s in a movie that will go viral because she is an instagram, mainstream and porno scene influencer, and bitch PUSHES eyeballs to shit, which is why her Only Fans that she’s pretty lame on hasn’t got her blacklisted form Hollywood, she’s Disney Trained, one of their own, moving in on the generation as their leader…they need her…that’s why they created her…

It’s just weird that she always looks like she smells like park, but not any park, park where homeless people camp out….and use for a toilet…

I definitely don’t hate Bella Thorne, what she does, or any of that, I think it’s brilliant craftmanship, getting in on a bit of everything…I actually love it..but I just don’t find her hot….she has all the pieces needed to be hot…like tits and an pussy…and she’s sexualized herself where she talks eating pussy and squirting for fun….but it all comes across as gross…but that’s the generation!

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Bella Thorne GIrl

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2020

17

Nov

On this day in Bella Thorne of the Day

I don’t know what this Bella Thorne, weed looking outfit is from and I really don’t care, I just feel the need to post everything Bella Throne….she must have learned mind control tactics at the Disney Training camp she was sold to….because she sure as fuck didn’t learn to act when she was there…but she definitely knows how to be a fucking hype man…she just hypes up everything, having the time of her life, with far too much energy, consistently annoying, but into the whole sex and porn thing because that’s all part of the tactics to win over the minds of people…and everyone’s into sex and porn…so she just runs with it, she even became a sex worker in her own right, a Hollywood friendly one since she still wants those mainstream jobs…but needs to keep the audience engaged so they watch her shit…she’s that cheerleader cheerleading…all while looking like she smells like fart, or that she’d fart in video just to get a laugh, or maybe to get jerked off to by those fart fetishists, I don’t know…she’s making real fucking money and is consistently putting out barely nudes for her fan accounts and beyond…keeping that relevance up…before she eventually fades away with her 100s of millions of dollars…as they do…

Her mom is also in on the fun…

And her half sister that I think is going to bang the mom on Only Fans….and not in a hype it up kind of way…in a…I’m pretty sure that’s where it’s headed..

So that’s the updated on this day in Bella Thorne..the most important young starlet who can’t act, despite being Disney Trained

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2020

16

Nov

Bella Thorne Handbra of the Day

Bella Thorne Hand Bra

Bella Thorne is the ever important young starlet who manages to be in so many garbage, low level projects that all go viral..

From really bad movies she’s in, or songs she makes, or viral stunts she’s involved in, even her Only Fans is some dog shit….but thanks to Disney training she knows how to manipulate the minds of her generation…and she knows how generate hype around herself, pretending to be relatable despite being in it for the money…none of these people have souls…and she pretends to be real…despite being fake….and she pretends to be sexual, horny, perverted, into porn…but it’s so obvious that it’s just clout chasing…but I guess clout chasing works…

She typically looks like she smells like farts, or feces, all greasy and her tits seem bolted on, and for whatever reason I don’t find her hot, but people think she’s hot, and if you think someone is hot, and they have their tit in hand, that’s probably important to you….even if it’s clickbait done for all the wrong reasons…

So here she is putting really weak content on her Only Fans, I mean show the tit already…it’s just a tit…but she’s scared of being blacklisted from the actual mainstream, so all she’s doing in sex work is jokes….jokes that make her far too much money…and jokes I don’t mind since they involve tits…

I mean, I think my life would be better if all the celebs of 20 years ago were posting up “SEXTS” for fun…to rook people in….to make them think that the celebs are real…instead of just leaking them to the internet like there was some massive icloud hack…..not that I care for celeb sexts, but I do think it’s better than most of the work they actually do….

Bella Thorne Hand Bra

Some lingerie….

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