Bella Thorne’s been best described by my friend Steve as someone who looks like she smells like ass. That’s not a direct quote, but you get the idea…the hooker you hired who ran out of wet-ones and wasn’t able to get to the closest Walmart bathroom to rinse off, only for you to have some pussy you’re paying that smells like you do after a week of winter camping….not that I camp but I assume that a week with no water while being stuck in snowpants to keep warm for that week….nothing but stink…yeah that was a stretch, I think dirty asshole was enough description you needed….all this to say “shoutout steve”…

Anyway, in being EDGY and PORNY, trying to bridge the gap of horny, oversexualized, over-sexed, cumming feels good let’s all talk about it far too much, she launched an Only Fans cash grab where she’s just doing it for the easy cash grab, she’s already made millions dipping her toe in porn….but she’s also doing it because she’s an exhibitonist, an attention seeking pervert….and flashing people is exciting….

She’s still pretty fucking bad at taking nudes, this is the most strategic naked she’s been on her onlyfans to date, and so many poor fucks she’s exploiting and taking advantage of probably paid heavy for this…so feel happy you weren’t one of those people, because if you’re like me, these celebs make enough and the slutty content on social should be free marketing initiatives to hype the fans up…this paying for content is a terrible situation that I assumed we moved away from…but I was wrong…

Despite being this sexual character doing sex work….on the lowest level of sex work…which isn’t really a major stretch from the sex work she did as a child star for the pervert industry that groomed her….she lacks serious sex appeal….she’s got the “Band Camp” Alyson Hannigan level of sex appeal…that’s an American Pie reference, but the best thing to describe this, not because it’s “red head shit” but because when Hannigan talks about fucking her flute or whatever she fucked in band Camp…there was zero hotness to it…it was a “ugghhhh” situation…

What I find annoying is that the mainstream that she doesn’t need because she has her own channel, hasn’t blacklisted her yet for her sexual solicitation….there was once morality clauses and many people get banned on social media for less aggressive shit….but because she’s famous, they let it slide…that’s discrimination…down with the elitists….

All this to say, her nude fucking sucks….this is someone trained to be on camera and this is what she gives us….clearly her cash grab is just a troll…a joke…that makes her a ton of money because she’s a shitty person.

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Bella Thorne is what I guess you could call a Culture Vulture….which as far as I’m concerned means she positioned herself as the mainstream, Disney Created, “celebrity” of the times to represent a whole generation of people as their leader, when really all she’s doing is ripping them off, amplifying it, making it louder and the whole thing becomes about her…pretty entitled trash….disrespectful narcissist but I give society too much credit and I really don’t think of society highly…but I realize everyday that it is fucking worse than I think it is….so much trash, trying to monetize themselves, on repeat…..the only good thing about it is the nudes…

Now Bella Thorne, who has an Only Fans, obviously….she’s edgy and making huge money with it…but she’s not doing it very well but just doing it is enough….you don’t need to do anything well…just need to do it…

So while running her “celebrity” nonsense, being cast in REALLY shit movies, but the generation doesn’t require good movies, getting brand deals, manipulating the audience because she’s more than a bad Only Fans account….and the whole thing seems trashy, it is trashy, Bella Thorne is trashy…society is trashy…

So when she shows off her fake tits, even when showered, she looks like she smells of Vinegar….or piss….and she probably does….making her sex appeal basically zero but I guess the porn generation she’s part of and trying to really integrate herself into…likes piss stink.

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Bella Thorne runs this side scam, that is probably the only thing she’s actually passionater about, but that she hasn’t full delved into yet, because she’s still a pussy celebrity who only scratches the surface of controversial, or provocative, because she doesn’t want her mainstream business to turn their back on her….

So instead of going full tilt in the porn world, she knows there’s more money in the mainstream world, but to stay edgy and to satisfy her exhibitionist, perverted, raised on porn self, she NEEDS to run a NSFW channel to stay edgy, interesting and on brand to the girls of her generation and younger that all turn to sex work because they are too lazy for real jobs…selling nudes makes more than working a cashier shift…

But what ends up happening is that Thorne creates LAME nudes that aren’t even nudes, softcore shit because she’s safe….and she takes the attention away from the other girls selling their nudes because she’s famous and outshines them…so it’s a lose lose for all except Bella Thorne because it gets people talking about her like she matters…when she doesn’t matter….

Just another vapid young person being “reckless’ in silly ways, because in this case, it’s barely reckless…her mainstream people will continue to work with her as they know she’s the number one most important shameless self promoter with so many fans, put her on any project as a producer or even in a bit part and she’ll make sure that shit gets seen…all while being a garbage actor better suited for porn…

It is only funny to me because I know porn chicks over the decades who wanted nothing more than to be mainstream…where now we have mainstream chicks dipping a toe in porn….and if history repeats itself…sex tapes will be made eventually, she just needs to anchor her position so that she can’t get cancelled and forgotten by Netflix and the other scumbags that pretend mainstream is all that more high brow than porn…

I can’t hate a girl for taking this on, if anything it’s a great thing to see, even if it is boring and her content is shit….it’s still a celebrity Disney Kid actor sold by her mom to the industry, who had success in the industry, pretending she’s carving out her own future when you know there are people advising her along the way on how to maximize earnings…

I don’t know what she sold these pics to her fans, but I hear she’s making millions a month off this shit, why stop when the money is just that stupid and she’d have to whore herself out to the industry in more offensive ways she doesn’t control to make less…so whether it’s a scam to her fans or not, and it is…it’s all moving in the right direction for an era where porn =and mainstream are the same….but we’re not quite there yet, cuz we can’t see her anus being filled with household objects…but we’ll get there and people like Bella Thorne and a generation of perverted, horny, exhibitionists will help….

I still don’t think she’s got any sex appeal, she seems big, unshowered, gross, and like she smells like last week’s kitchen garbage…but that’s just a matter of opinion…

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Bella Thorne’s tits get faker and faker by the day, which makes sense since everything about this bitch is some contrived bullshit barely cool, always lame mess….that looks like it smells like old farts she’s forced into her piss soaked mattress due too one too many burritos and I guess one too many nights getting pissed on, or pissing on, lame ass youtubers who are just so excited to be in the presence of some trending Disney kid….

Lame ass Bella Thorne is still doing her whole “Only Fans’ marketing campaign, in part because she makes millions doing it, but also because it allows her to pretend to be edgy, or sexual, in an era where everyone is edgy and sexual…they’ve all grown up masturbating to hardcore porn from a young age, they get it…and don’t need some loud mouth celebrity clown to try to make online sex, nudity, sex work, whoring about herself…

The fact that the industry accepts her as this visionary because the industry is filled with old out of touch idiots who just see followers and money and realize if they don’t partner up with her, someone else will, and that someone else will make all kinds of money because Bella Thorne’s fans fucking listen to her like she’s their messiah, which is a terrifying thought if you have hope for the future, which I don’t, so it’s actually good news…because you want celebrities to influence their idiot followers into being whores…it makes for more jerk off material…

I don’t find Bella Thorne hot, or to have any substance or sex appeal, she’s basically representative of all things wrong with society….clickbait, a meme, garbage manufactured fake as fuck shit….not to mention her “sex work” she’s getting paid for is not even her fucking, inserting or showing her nasty shit smeared skid mark of an asshole….it’s just the most basic Disney level of bullshit…but it helps her perpetuate her lie and it’s working for her….thanks to society sucking at its core.

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I know that Backpages got shut down for being a human trafficking ring, but for some reason, I am pretty sure BELLA THORNE still smells like Backpages, that reason is the fact that in her overly horny, almost retard level of horny, that could just be an act or sign of the times since these kids were raised on hardcore porn, I mean she posted something yesterday about getting her fake nails removed so she can finger some sugar baby, and she’s doing the whole cashgrab on Only Fans faking selling nudes to be cool…and it’s all very contrived, very lad, very gross, very slimy, but she’s monetizing bro…and the industry, because it is lame and has no idea what is up, so it attaches to anything trending, proven by the Kardashians and Hadids…just eats her up despite the smell…

It’s all so weird, her sex appeal to me is a zero, even with her seemingly hot body…she’s just all very irritating noise…but there are ginger titties involved so they override my general disgust of her…..money grubber….

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When I do my shitty naked girls of the internet round-ups each day, I always come across girls, weird fucking girls with elf ears on. It’s a thing….they say shit like “Nymph” or “elf” or “fairy” and that level of insanity confuses me….maybe it’s aspergers, autism, or elf / fairy ears on a naked selfie is fucking lame sci/fi fantasy, queer millennial video gamer shit I don’t fuck with….but clearly Bella Thorne does because she’s all about ripping off the nude girls of the internet while tipping a toe in being a nude girl of the internet….selling subscription site nudes to the fans like nude girls of the internet do….

Clearly, Bella Thorne is a Disney kid, which means she’s a lame mainstream fuck trained to be a lame mainstream fuck….she’s not edgy, she’s mall brand edgy…you know PG rated edgy that’s basically ripping off the people who are actually edgy and building an identity around it….since actors have no souls and thus no personalities…they don’t know who they are…it’s just about the packaging and marketing of themselves…which Bella Thorne is probably doing better than most as she’s managed to be relevant, trending, an influencer, celebrity, with a development deal with FOX while still making millions in a day on her nude subscription account…it’s all so confusing…just not as confusing as her lame sister, who thinks she’s an original, obviously trying very hard at being an original, and it’s all so fucking lame….

This is a trending from every angle of weird sister fetish shoot with some nip…and neither have any sex appeal at all…but still worth looking!

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Bella Thorne’s in some see through lingerie for her paying subscribers in what is obviously a massive scam, taking advantage of the simple minded fans that see a clickbait title and need to bust out the credit card to buy whatever is being sold, time and time again, because they can’t help themselves. They are programmed this way.

So this is her version of edgy so that she can feel as though she’s down with the feminist movement….and reassure everyone she’s a nasty girl, a pervert into SEX and porn…in a world where all these overly horny fucks are half retarded about that shit and can’t contain their vaginas….

Whether she’s authentically like this, or just some pile of broken, confused, identity crisis weirdness doesn’t really matter, she’s a celebrity, trending, it-girl, people like her and do what she says, she’s got influence…and tits….so if showing her tits, even in the lamest of ways because she’s basically text book cheesy loser….that has the sex appeal of a bunched up cum rag that looks like it resembles a vagina like how they twist your towels at resorts into swans….but probably more bacteria than the cum rag that it looks like it resembles a vagin….there’s just something nasty and not in a “you a nasty girl” dirty talk kind of way…but rather in a I shat the bed last night because I caught a parasite eating a hookers ass kind of way…

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Bella Thorne still looks like a hot dog you left in the microwave too long about 5 months ago and only realized because you found the source of that rotting flesh smell you’ve been smelling the last 4 and a half months ago….

She’s got the sex appeal of an obese woman shitting herself because she couldn’t get off her motorized scooter fast enough, which could be the hottest thing out there for some of you lonely fucks, but I am saying it in a “it’s not hot” kind of way.

Sure she’s got the body….and she’s got the tits, that I keep trying to find the implant scars on, since I am sure these are after market tits…but you can never be too sure….I just know her face, despite the pock marks and acne scars she likes to celebrate because it’s part of being relatable to the idiot generation which makes the relatable generation buy your shit…it’s a basic marketing, or network marketing, pyramid scheme scam…where she’s at the top of the food chain cashing in on the idiots who think she’s being authentic….as she pretends to be the voice of her generation and gets rewarded for it…even when she hits OnlyFans like.a bartender or waitress now out of work and ready to cash in on her tits the internet way…despite having 12 revenue streams….pretty fucking greedy right, even more greedy when you realize she doesn’t even get naked to risk that mainstream money she likes so much….so she does this softcore shit and dumb fucks pay to see it….making her millions….while I post them and make about 50 cents a week….because I guess those bolt on tits aren’t mine to monetize…

Point being, for whatever reason, the loud trashy girl saying all the inappropriate things to get noticed is such a cliche, and it’s not hot…even if everyone celebrates it like it is…

I don’t know why I find her sex appeal a zero, I don’t think her level of loud and annoying, vulgar and trashy would throw me off so much that I’d think a girl being slutty has no sex appeal…but maybe it’s because she looks like a dude….so those closet cases out there probably like her for that…while the straights are like…keep the tits coming you scamming clickbait Disney Trained manipulative and annoying cunt….even though we don’t really like anything she does…..but get that she’s a meme and this is her life as a meme.

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