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2021

28

Jan

Bella Thorne Ass Shake of the Day

I don’t know if Bella Thorne is really the most relevant actor, popstar, influencer in the world, but she’s definitely done the right moves to turn Disney Fame into a weird media empire that includes:

1- managing and producing OnlyFan girls and their content through some production company her mom runs…her mom also has an OnlyFans so she’s gone from stage mother to den mother real quick….then

2- the mainstream work she gets as an actor despite not knowing how to act, that doesn’t matter she has young audience to that these people making the moves want off social media and on the streaming apps…

3- She’s got her relevant, trending, meme creating viral social media accounts, where she sells all her bullshit, but also gets involved in scandals, etc…..and I am sure along with selling her catchy pop music, her merch, her weed and whatever grey area and edgy thing she can sell…like her ONLY fans….

Then there’s weird brand integration like this VICTORIA’S SECRET AD on her OnlyFans Porn Site…..

Victoria’s Secret is STRUGGLING to stay relevant now that millennials think their shit is lame and have moved onto other things…desperate times or some shit….call for product placement where the younger generation is….on OnlyFans…or Bella Thorne…

They get in trouble for being called exclusive, not inclusive, their creative director fired for being a MAN who traded sex favors for VS opportunities which paints a nice picture of the models who have made it under his rule….they didn’t use fat trannies, and I guess using Bella Thorne is a loophole…

Not that I care about any of this hypocrisy chasing like views and sales shit….I just think it’s barely funny, since I’ve seen all the bullshit many times before…making all this content nonsense fluff, but at least there’s a thonged ass in it…because despite Bella looking like she smells like greasy farts…with her hard face she’s rattled with surgeries…along with her fake tits…she still has a body worth looking at in this era of everyone being a degenerate, sex worker, slut….even the mainstream gone dirty…

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2021

18

Jan

Bella Thorne Implants Are Showing of the Day

Bella Thorne Implant

I just did a post on Vanessa Hudges Looking Like She Had a Disney Discount Tit Job ….so why not follow it up with a Disney Starlet killing it on social media….it’s Bitch, She’s Bella Thorne…

In this photo, you can see what looks like her breast implant on the side of her tit, did’s don’t dent like that, and really I am not surprised, her tits looked fake since she’s started showcasing them as a costar on her feed….

I don’t find Bella Throne hot, I find her crass, vile, dirty, raunchy, manly….but I like her for all those reasons…she’s redefining celebrity because she took Disney Kid fame, pulled a Miley and got slutty to distance herself from that Disney character she played, so it was a reinventing of herself….that involved being “so real” and “sharing so much”….and being like a virgin dude who just got laid in a “we get it you fuck”….kind of way and it evolved into. working with all the shitty youtubers to get in on their drama, despite being the star of the show, that they were just trying to mooch off of….then she launched an OnlyFans, possibly because of her mom, but who fucking cares she makes 100s of thousands of dollars per week….from her social media, her own brands, her marketing agency, her weed company, her record label her music, her only fans, her mom’s onlyfans…her sister’s onlyfans….printing fucking money….then she’s got her toe in the porn industry, cuz she likes porn, she masturbates guys…with a vibrator….edgy…

She’s the gateway for Hollywood to reach the young, for porn to reach the mainstream, for mainstream to do porn and still to mainstream, she’s the current “it-girl” defining the generation all while looking like she hasn’t showered in a week….which is better than her old content around her acne, her periods, and her UTIs and IBS….

Anyway, I see nothing but good coming from whatever Bella Throne is, except maybe quality movies, since anything she’s been in has been number 1, but also pure dog shit as kids don’t need a story, that’s too much work….

Now check out that dent and tell me if it is an implant…or if it matters that it is an implant…unless you’re an implant fetishist who only gets off to implants but you were on the fence as to whether Bella’s tits were implants so now you can dig through her archive of slutty content for the next week to catch up…right?

Bella Thorne Implant

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2021

14

Jan

Bella Thorne Being Slutty of the Day

Bella Thorne is the product of a fame hungry Florida trash mom who would do anything for her kids, including let their stepfather or one of her boyfriend’s diddle them, which may have been training for when they’d be sold off to Disney…

So in part of her hustle from being a Disney kid, using that fame to connect with all the social media personalities to seed herself into their drama and steal all their fans, you know cuz life is on social media….she’s now making a shit ton of money doing a variety of things…

The mainstream like her because she’s got this massive audience so they cast her in really dog shit movies for her retard generation, I’ve seen a few and they are all seriously flawed, but you’d likely no notice when watching your phone the entire time.

She’s launched merch, music, weed products, and an OnlyFans, where she’s gone onto run other people under her’s only fans, in a weird. content producing, production facility, marketing agency, pyramid scheme for sex workers and she’s likley making 100k a day or more…money to buy a lambo a day if she wanted to because she either understand the internet, people around her understand the internet, who fucking knows, she’s winning.

This is a gallery of her tits, likely fake tits and her hard face, where she still looks like she smells greasy or like feces, and like she may have a dick, but for whatever reason, she’s compelling, got me watching, even if I never understand the kind of loser paying to see these, or to DM with her, when they obviously know she’s not the one messaging her back…I guess it’s part of the fantasy…a weird fantasy…but the world is weird.

What I do like about her is that if mainstream is moving into porn, there’s hope for the kind of content I’d want to write and produce by that I am too lazy to write and produce but that I’ll instead watch other people get rich putting out there for me to sit here and judge it for being shit, since it will be shit…or at least smell like shit…especially if Bella Thorne is involved…it’s her scent.




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2021

13

Jan

Bella Thorne Sister Incest of the Day

Bella Thorne is a clout chaser, even though she really didn’t need to be, but I guess when you’re a barely relevant Disney Kid, who wants more out of life, who knows the audience is on social media, you and your team strategize on how to GET THOSE VIEWS…because she was already a Disney Kid who had the followers…so the segue into selling non-nudes she presents as nudes to her pervert fans with credit cards….the fact people pay for that shit is beyond me, there’s so many nudes for free, maybe focus on those…none of these vendors are even that great…even when they are Disney Kid and have mainstream fame…

Anyway, her mom who trained the kids to be dick suckers to get ahead….and who won with Bella, has other useless failure kids who use selling nudes to make some extra money and even the mom has an Onlyfans where she sells nudes for money…because clearly they like easy fucking money.

You see people Armie Hammer and his sexts getting him fired, yet Bella Thorne selling nudes that aren’t nudes because if they were nudes, she’d likely also be cancelled by the industry, but maybe she’s too big, she’s got that critical mass and freedom to do what she wants, which is pretending to sell nudes, to keep her edgy and interesting…but it’s all contrived…

You know that if being a wholesome bible reader was trendy, you know just videos of her reading verses from the bible was all people wanted, she’d be doing that….there’s no authenticity to any of this, cuz there is no authenticity to any of these people, they do what gets views…they think that is what matters…and I guess views are what matter – clearly what I’ve been doing wrong all this time…maybe I should sign up to Bella Thorne’s masterclass on relevance…that involves GETTING NAKED with half sisters without getting naked….brilliant…



Here’s a butt shot of the sister:

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2021

06

Jan

Bella Thorne Bikini Tits of the Day

Bella Thorne Bikini

Bella Thorne posted up some lame ass bikini pics for what I assume is her Only Fans, but who fucking cares, if it is for her Only Fans it’s a totally misuse of the platform, a scam really….

WHERE ARE THE TITS….

The least she can do in this era of everyone naked on the internet is show her tits….it is not like they are real tits anyway…or that we haven’t seen the tits..

But since she’s a clout chasing poser, she does only fans to be relevant, not to produce content that will make her an official whore of the internet….because then Hollywood won’t hook her up with projects, even with that following….

So she’s treading lightly with her bullshit….clout chasing, relevance chasing, money grubbing because she’s an important celebrity with so many fans….cashing the fuck in…

Without the movie deals, brand deals, marketing deals, cashing the fuck in on a mainstream level…she loses her value….and selling straight up tit pics when you can get away with selling bikini pics of her looking at her tits that you know she’s turned on by, because she’s the kind of girl who masturbates looking at herself. It’s pretty obvious.

My issue with the whole Only Fans hustle, is I know it’s designed to target old perverted dudes with credit cards who are rooked in by these girls….so it’s a targeted attack they all laugh about…

I doubt young people are buying this shit, and if someone paid this shit, they should be mad about it….feel scammed by it…because you know it came with some caption like “See me play with my big tits busting out of my top after getting fucked all night”….or some other insanity…

But I’m out of touch, but not out of touch to know this is really weak content, whether I know Bella Thorne is a money grubbing phony poser or not, this is just a shitty use of her muppet tits….but I guess it serves its purpose cuz she’s the rich one getting richer…in Mexico because COVID doesn’t negatively impact the lives of the rich and famous….even when they are bullshit.

Bella Thorne Bikini

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2021

04

Jan

Bella Thorne Bikini Erotica of the Day

Bella Thorne, being Disney Trained is a trained media manipulator along with her getting naked or half naked and “NOT GIVING A FUCK” cuz she’s hard…it’s so obvious that it’s some nonsense, all while creating fake scandals and controversies with other internet people to keep the fans addicted to this shit talking…it’s WWE dramatics that fucking work…especially on social media where everyone feels like they live in the same world as these rich and famous fucks because they can like or comment on their content…when really they don’t…the elite are still the elite and they are all fucking brain washing you….intentionally or not…I don’t know….

I just know she gets half naked and charges money for it and that’s a weird thing for a serious “celebrity” trying to make it to do…but I guess when people buy into your bullshit…you can do it…all while smelling like a pair of panties that have seen about a week or two of too may wears during period and stomach flu….and that YEAST infection that was likely CLAP but went away on its own….you know she just looks like she smells of asshole and pussy discharge that’s been kept in a jar in a hot car for a few months…because this is the desperation that celebrity is now…you can’t just chill being famous you have to incessantly produce slutty content…and in Bella’s case, thanks to her whore mom, that slutty content isn’t just incessant, but also incest….another trending porn category to remind you how fucked we are and why we shouldn’t use porn as our spiritual guide, or even as our content inspiration, just because we jack off to it…let porn be porn…we don’t need everything to be porn…because porn ultimately sucks….and I guess so does Bella Thorne but she’s got fake tits in a bikini…so there’s that.



Bella Thorne is also in a Bikini on the Beach in Tulum and you can see those pics if you CLICK HERE

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2020

30

Dec

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

Bella Thorne Nipple

Bella Thorne is a very important content producer who was lucky enough to be sold off by her sex worker mother, who probably wasn’t a straight up sex worker back then, but more a suck dick to pay rent kind of girl, or suck dick to get her girls in Disney TV shows, I don’t know, I wasn’t there…I just know that those life skills her mom taught her about using her sexuality to seduce idiot men into giving her what she wants has proven to be a huge asset to her…which is why I’ve always told my sex worker friends that they understand the world better than most women working their 9 to 5, and if they weren’t dying of AIDS or if their vaginas didn’t close up from the HPV warts, they should totally teach that to their offspring that they didn’t leave in the trash at a truck stop when they thought they were dealing with the consequences of bad burritos not being a whore….you know assuming Child Protective Services didn’t take those kids away from her…

ANYWAY, Bella Thorne is lucky that she had a whore mom, that she got her start on Disney, which is the most mainstream possible you can go…giving her a solid foundation to build her empire off of…and all it took was working with Youtubers who are so HUNGRY for mainstream success that they’ll hang with anyone actually famous…despite being the real money makers thanks to Youtube….they know their fame is a joke that buys them mansions but a joke nevertheless…

More importantly, she’s followed her mom’s lead and is dipping a toe into the selling nudes, that aren’t actual nudes, but that are “hollywood” nudes so she can keep working in the industry, and it’s all so exciting because we occassionally get to see her tit in 1000 dollar bras…a tit that I doubt is real, but nothing is real, so we’ll take it…

This is actually more hardcore than any of the shit she’s sold to suckers on OnlyFans to date, despite having made millions with the platform….

I respect her hustle, even if she looks slimy, like she smells like feces and porn pussy, but she’s winning at all she does because the internet is filled with idiots and that’s clever, more clever than the celebs who think they are too good for social media, who only now are jumping into it to save their careers, instead of doing it because they respect their fans and want to provide them with a look into their lives, because celebs are money chasing, grubbing, pieces of narcissistic shit that don’t really get it because they think they are too important for it…while Bella knows best….TITtIES

Here she is showing off some ass…

Looks good to me…

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2020

29

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Skimpy Bikini of the Day

I don’t find Bella Thorne that hot, but she’s got a good body and she posts scandalous enough pics for her instagram, probably not scandalous enough for her only fans, but that doesn’t mean losers aren’t buying the content because we are all trained consumers and we’ve finally reached the critical level of capitalism, where we are busting out credit cards to be duped by locked content…but it’s all about the monetization, getting as rich and being as relevant as possible..and Bella Throne is the top of the food chain…probably because she had that Disney celebrity to start her off, as people are drawn to actual celebs, but mainly because she figured out the simplicity of social media content, and did it by connecting with the top of Youtube, integrating herself into their gossip and drama so that people would be interested in what she was up to…and she’s getting paid..which is what all these people are all about…but that doesn’t change the fact that she always looks like she smells, or that she thinks fucking porn chicks is amazing because they are professionals, when I’ve always said “leave the porn chicks to fuck themselves, while we’re over here not fucking the porn chicks”….you know you’ve alway been able to pay porn chicks to fuck, but it takes a real loser to actually save up and do it, becasue porn sex isn’t any better than real sex, if anything porn girls are so blown out the average man won’t feel shit…but since porn is as mainstream as youtube…these idiots who grew up on it find it hot, not gross, and don’t realize porn is meant to be a handbook in what you want to get the non porn girls in your life to do, but since everyone is doing porn sex, I guess all the lines are blurred and really this is about Bella Thorne’s hot body in a bikini from the pussy vantage point..like she’s about to piss on us…the way you simp fucks paying for her only fans content probably like it..

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2020

23

Dec

Bella Thorne in Underwear for Christmas Eve Eve of the Day

I don’t know if she’s a gift, but likely a gift that keeps on giving to those that get their tongue burnt by what looks to be a stank ass pussy, you know herpes shit…she gets around….all these weirdo youtube kids try to outdo each other in weirdness because being into sex and being graphic about sex is edgy cuz porn is cool or something….all rich and in their early 20s for other people not in the LA youtuber scene to idolize because youtube is life…but they all integrate with each other to cross promote each other and monetize together….and for some reason one of the stops on the youtuber fame train is Bella Thorne who has fucked them all…even Canadian sugar babies….and I don’t care, the more vile, porn influenced, perverted in public for monetization and views, the more interesting the content being put out there becomes…keep getting naked or half naked and selling that shit cuz it’s better than working at the mall girls. FOLLOW this leader..I mean she was on Disney and has so many followers, that’s all that matters right…

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2020

21

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Bella Thorne Christmas

I fucking love Christmas, I always have, I’ve wanted to swap this site into a Christmas Village where I just write about Christmas miracles all day…I listen to Christmas music all year round….I watch Chirstmas movies all year round…it may tie into my traumatic child hood…it may be my love of giving, as clearly I run a fucking charity here for you fucks…a not for profit…just for your mooch entertainment but I guess you remind me everyday how bad I am at business and content production and website marketing and monetization….a reminder I need day in and day out so that I don’t fall off an end up with a HIT…just one hit…I can live off for life…

I digress….as I digest….that in loving Christmas and being a pervert, not the typical pervert you’d find working mall santa jobs, but the kind of pervert that wants all adult women, even the old and the ugly, to be rocking crotchless holiday themed underwear for me to jack off to….you know merging two of my favorite things…Christmas and Pussy into a steady stream of clickbait content I want….yet this year has been weak on the Christmas sluts..which means we take what we can get and that happens to be Bella Thorne..the mainstream Disney star, turned “EDGY” OnlyFans girl who cashes the fuck in on her “LEWD” pics that aren’t nude enough to get her cancelled by the mainstream, but thanks to her insane popularity wouldn’t get her cancelled by the mainstream, because the mainstream needs the relevant girls who all happen to be sluts now…Yay…I mean I’ve been waiting for this forever…self produced porn pics are the reason I started the site, so seeing it so common is great.

So if anything, Bella Thorne is pushing the nude on the internet for fun and attention and money into the mainstream…she’s working for us, even if her own channel is pretty weak since she’s selling clothed content….

Soon all the mainstream celebs and influencers will be porn chicks,…selling pics of their buttholes when not making hit movies…but the porn chicks will remain the porn chicks who can never be the mainstream chicks because when you start at the top and work your way down, you’re ok, but if you start at the bottom, and being a porn chick is the bottome…working your way up is more challenging..

So basically, Bella Throne likes money and relevance and clout and part of her banding or edginess to be relatable and not some disney kid….is half naked…but her mom does it too so you know it’s a family that knows how it works…and are winning because of it…so the moral of the story is sluts always win!



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