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2016

04

Jul

Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream of the DAy

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Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream…

Only in America can you be the product of lazy fucking parents, who look at their kids as an opportunity to cash the fuck out, because that’s what happens when you’re an ego, you think you cum gold, and you have to devote your life to making sure that cum grows up into a famous and successful earner….ideally on TV< but they’d settle with bootleg model, just so long as they don’t have to work and can turn being a parent into being a “manager”….

Only in America can a girl who gets on TV, not a very lucrative show, but still a show with enough creepy dad’s who sexualize her, to make her social media following relevant….and large enough to cash in….only to post subtle slutty but not that slutty even though it is obviously slutty and the sole purpose of the pic is to get male attention rather than to show her fitness form at pilates..

Only in American can that low level slutty – make dreams come true….and your audience grows and grows…making your paychecks grown and grow….so Trashy Florida parents can buy all the trashy things they want…but instead of doing it back in Florida…they’re Hollywood now…living the fucking dream…

Here are some of her best instagram model – because instagram models are the real people who are living the dream – slutty pics…

 

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2016

30

Jun

Bella Thore Topless Famewhore of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still on the hustle, because this fame whore has become more and more famous with her whoring on social media – since Social Media is life. We’re all a bunch of vapid robots, into building up an audience of people we don’t know and may never meet, but who we want to have follow us – and distract us from things that are of actual substance…

Adventures and activities are designed to stage pictures and posts, people are there to like your shit, but life has zero actual substance, no one actually cares about real fucking life, and living a real good life, because being dialed in and plugged in is some security blanket…it’s just craziness…

But in Bella Thorne’s case, it’s taken a low level actor – and made her a household name to perverts and posting topless selfies, so subtle you have to look in the mirror reflection, is a small price to pay to have fun with all her and her family ever wanted…

She’s ridiculous….but winning at it..so let this be a lesson to all fame whores, do what this one is doing…

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2016

29

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Subtle Outfit / Casual Posing of the Day

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I call pictures like this casual. Where a cunt poses hard and cheesy and owns it. Like the street is her runway and the hired paparazzi her adorning fans – or the people in the audience at the fashion show of her life…

It’s so shameless, so ridiculous, and basically what a group of fame whore girls have been doing for the longest time in their self promotion…financed by the yogurt shop…

I just prefer when the pictures on INSTAgram are more “INSTANT” and not some photoshopped bullshit lies. I prefer when the paparazzi pics are casual, and the girl in them doesn’t want to have her pics taken like she’s having her privacy invading – LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL WHEN PAPARAZZI HOUND HER…

But instead everyone, especially Bella Thorne, are fame whores, who love the attention, who love the camera, who work it for the camera as part of their marketing strategy and who don’t care how silly they look, because their entire generation does this FOR their IPHONES, at least Bella is on TV and in movies and is doing it for reputable hired paparazzi – like she mattters…

This girl is one of the more relevant names on social media getting work in movies…and this is how she behaves – loving every second of it – reminding me that the glamourous exclusivity of hollywood is done, and it’s just a matter of who can be the bigger fame whore getting half naked – in a bikini top on the fucking street – to get noticed…and it’s really too bad…because if hollywood is so basic, accessible, cheesy and lame…what are the kids going to aspire to…I guess getting half naked on the internet – fingers crossed that they’ll make it…I guess that works for me…so keep it going Bella Thorne…slut on…forever…you 40 year old looking 18 year old gift from the trash can of florida…

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2016

22

Jun

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

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I am sure I posted a bunch of the paparazzi / social media pics of Bella Thorne shooting this….I remember the bathing suit…and apparently it was for GALORE, which is some pretentious mainstream magazine that takes vapid pics of “relevant” it girls, and throw trendy parties at the trendy events around the world…that all the sugar babies circuit through…from Fashion week to award shows to Art Basel and other shit…Galore is there with an every at best event – trying to culturally appropriate the youth culture…but showcases their IDOLS who they actually don’t care about in stupid piss colored “I only shoot on film” type shoots…fuck off…

This is safe, it’s low level Disney, it’s safe, it’s boring, it’s advertising friendly but most importantly it is basic, uninspiring, not exciting, like some 40 year old taking pics of some 40 year old dressed like an 18 year old, pretending to be 18, to make ad money…

Basic garbage catalog pics…for a fake magazine…with a fake celebrity…

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2016

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Back for Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne just keeps on keeping on…it’s the never ending subtle whoring that keeps the internet traffic circulating.

There is zero fascinating or talented in what she does, but it’s so celebrated like she was some kind of innovation, or experience, and more than a vapid spoiled brat who you know is annoying as fuck….

There is so much going on in the world, so many interesting things to do and see, yet here I am staring at a snapchat of a bitch I don’t even follow on snapchat saying “look at me, look at me”…when I can’t jerk off to this shit, when there is porn and real life girls who are better than this….but I’m talking about this…and in my defense…I like being useless, irrelevant, a angry bitter person who still posts nonsense for fear of losing the yacht money I don’t have…but if I keep on posting this shit – maybe I will.

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2016

17

Jun

Bella Thorne Wants you to Watch Her Eat With her Booty Popping of the Day

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Her status on this pic:

“Enough warnings !!!!! In you go ”

I don’t know, I am obviously jaded and irritated by how simple it is for girls to get famous on the internet to be famous in life- you know, by being sluts….

I come from a place where girls would be sluts, hoping to get famous, never getting famous, making them bigger sluts to get famous, only to not get famous, eventually throwing in the towel, finding a rich guy, having kids and getting fat…

I don’t like this instant gratification, but more imporantly, I don’t like the cheesy staged pics, that aren’t casual, that aren’t good, that aren’t interesting, but that are staged to be hot, from an angle they probably took 15 pics to get, like this one of her eating..

Sure you eat like that, ass popped out, straddling, legs spread like a whore giving birth, shot from the side, low angle looking up to capture the open mouth moment for her fans…like they were in the room when she’s posing…

Garbage, but her big ass makes it ok….it’s just ridiculous…absurd…but I love sluts…I even wear a T-Shirt…

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2016

16

Jun

Bella Thorne is a Good Time of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everyone’s favorite instagram star from some Disney Channel shit who simulated an 18th birthday to generate some buzz and garner some excitement about her and her future career as the new slutty redhead with a fit body and great tits…who you don’t know or really care about what she does, or what she’s in, but if you’re like me you appreciate that she’s actually on TV, rather than just working for social media / even though she’s obvuously – working it for social media…

We can all agree that all this garbage is just garbage…

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Here she is after a colonoscopy we can assume is related to an anal sex injury / colon injury / from anal sex – but maybe she’s got other shitting related issues – which to all of you – that’s hot…

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Here she is at the gym…so CASUAL….poses…not staged at all…in what is the cheesy, and not in a good fake tan / fake tits / big hair / jumping on a trampoline kind of cheesy…but the “look at my intense look on instagram because instagram is my fashion magazine I am the star of and you are all my peasants who worship me”….garbage…

Here she is in bed with FROZEN yogurt that she edited out the logo of – proving that she knows how to edit her photos – using FACETUNE – like all these bitches trying to give themselves smooth skin and waist to hip ratio….

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2016

10

Jun

Bella Thorne Cleavage Selfies of the Day

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By Friday, I am so exhausted by looking at pictures, instagram, photoshoots, publicity stunts, fame seeking – attention seeking – attempts to make the most noise by being the biggest slut, or the biggest exhibitionist without being seen as a slut…because there is money to be mad, and scams to fucking run….

In fact, by Monday, after not looking at the computer for two days, I’m exhausted by all these cunts, who day in and day out, year after year, always seem to exist, always seem to have shit to write about, because all these people still exist…they just take on different froms..

So the new Lohan, is Bella Thorne, because she’s got the redhair and minimal acting talent. Unlike Lohan, she’s a master of social media – who knows the right level of slut to no turn off the brands – while turning on everyone else…it’s a very strategic hustle…and she’s fucking doing it…

I still think she looks 40, I want her to be 40 and trolling all of you, because that would require actual talent…

While what she’s doing now is just cheesy and easy….and here she is doing it..

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2016

02

Jun

Bella Thorne Slutty Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is an average at best 40 year old pretending to be 18 who I find absolutely over exposed and irritating if she wasn’t

Here’s her bathroom photoshoot, because she’s a shameless media manipulator who doens’t miss an opportunity to pose like a cunt – who doesn’t care because she’s cashing in…

Here she is crying for attention with really subtle snaps of her ass in fitness – so it’s ok – but she still had a friend shoot her doing this – from this angle – to show off her ass – because that’s what she’s about – she just doesn’t want people to think she’s that shameless – even though she is…

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2016

31

May

Bella Thorne Crotch Shot of the Day

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I am surprised that Bella Thorne didn’t whore out Memorial Day harder than she did.

According to her like, she’s young, she’s eager, she’s ready, she’s energized, but I am convinced she could be 40…mainly because it makes for a good storyline…just a more interesting storyline than another girl with stage parents who got into Disney because of their mom’s relentlessness, desperation and want for a better life for the family of 12 – without actually working – because their egos make them feel they deserve so much more….now turning to social media to lock down that relevance – where she’s done a series of as many half naked images as possible – without being officially slutty…but still being slutty – making dudes everywhere, mainly 40 year olds with kids who watch the show she’s on, freak the fuck out – because her body is hot..it’s 18…and it’s non-offensive redhead…the kind of redhead Archie wanted to fuck, not the kind of yellow toothed, red eyed ginger with orange hair that made you want to throw up, especially when they ate cheetos that matched their hair and got that dust Britney Used to Snort all over their hands and mouth…repulsive…

I expected more than this crotch shot – but still like the crotch shot…

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