The Bella Thorne narrative I have created in my delusional never leave my house existence that some would consider delusional, bi polar, schizophrenic…even crazy….as I post nonsense about nonsense people that the media feeds us everyday…but that I would argue is just an objective perception of what is really going on here…

Now I call her 40, pretending to be 18, because 18 is scandalous and speaks to the dicks that follow on social media, jacking up her numbers, while they jack off to her…

Realistically, she’s probably mid to late 20s, and the last of the family of stage show parent hippies with the carnival caravan from Florida with names like Bella and Dani – at fame…and it’s working…

So she’s grown up with whoring ingrained in her core…and here she is doing it in a way that she is still marketable and hireable…but still milking the same tactics a nobody spreading her ass on social does…

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I’ve been avoiding Bella Thorne the last little while….it was just too much of the same shit over and over again and I was tired of it…

There are only so many times I can post a girl who claims to be 18, but looks 45 with decent not very offensive controlled BOTOX and fillers…and realistic looking fake tits…

She is out there being subtle slutty in her social media, the pervert fans are into it, loving it, celebrating her…because their lives are that boring, pathetic and depressing…all while she’s sitting there laughing at how stupid and basic humans are…it’s so easy to win them over…all it takes is cleavage selfies and squats….maintaining this just being a girl…not being slutty insta whore…yet being a famewhoring instagram whore…SO CLEVER…

I just find it boring, where can you go from here, her personality isn’t strong enough and all this shit is all the fucking same…I need more than a selfie to feel complete in my soul…I need sex tapes and spread asses…she’s still a Disney Star, not quite there yet…but it’ll happen…she’s just that kind of well trained child of stage parents…

Here’s her famewhoring, tail riding, hipster garbage sister…and her big tits…doing a shit quality photoshoot hoping to get some of the Bella Throne spillover..

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Bootleg magazines are still magazines…like bootleg models are still models…and bootleg actresses are still actresses…and bootleg instagram sluts are still sluts..

Bella Thorne is a the 40 year old looking 18 year old who i am sure doctored her birth certificate – that the blogs are writing about – not that anyone reads blogs anymore – but you know what I mean – some of us still gotta hang onto the glory days that are all they know…

My storyline for her is the best one, but I am sure all the dad’s who jerk off to her, whether on shitty TV shows she is in, or to her instagram and snapchat whoring…straight up attention seeking….because there are countless instagram whores and slutty girls willing to be slutty on the internet…but only a handfull get cast in movies and TV thanks to being raised by stage parents to do this…to seek attention and to not fuck up now that they’ve made it this far…

I don’t think the shitty stock photos for INDO Marie Claire are as funny as INDO Marie Claire existing…but I will post them anyway – because I like to encourage this girl in all she does…it’s jokes..

Boring…

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It was bound to happen sooner than later…it happens to all these young girls who get a taste of celebrity or male attention. They are too young to really decipher or navigate it, even if they are likely 40 years old pretending to be some 18 year old slutty it girl…

Bella Thorne didn’t start out as an instagram star,she was what I think the “youngest” in a family that moved to LA from Florida to create child stars. Egotistical and lazy parents who
saw dollars signs in their offspring…she started out on some Disney level shit, that her PR team decided to maximize at 17, even though she was clearly not 17, to garner interest from the perverts who don’t want to be “That” perverted, so they choose almost 18 year olds to jerk off to…it’s not as bad…

Well, she got caught up in the pervert audience, it is direct immediate response to her already eager for attention, bratty ego…and she keeps going more and more aggressive…which I’m sure we all saw coming…or hoped would be coming…while you are cuming…because you gotta always reinvent your slut, otherwise it gets boring…”oh great, another gym pic”…and people give up on you…but you love that people are into you…

Well..here she is topless in thong…gateway to sex tape…response to controlling her own content…and the audience that is really into it…30 year old perverts like you

Not quite naked enough – but it will happen..

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Bella Thorne in my side, because every rose, even a redheaded rose has a thorne or some shit…just keeps on giving…

The 40 year old who figured out social media to prove a point to her daughters…is starting to take barely slutty yet still slutty…just strategically slutty slutting for attention which I guess converts to money…and jobs and brand interest which would by definition be whoring…is actually starting to figure out ways to push the limits…

What was once just gratuitous, tits and ass at the gym, maybe a bikini at the pool..has become braless, barely covered, like some kind of sexting her fans in a cocktease that keeps her going…keeps her relevant…keeps the momentum up…because when girls start getting this kind of pervert male attention…it’s hard to draw the line in the sand…especially when it is all your family has raised you for…finally working out for you…making it difficult to know when they are going too far…or making you think there could be a nipple or pussy slip accidentally dropped on snapchat for all those fans that you know excite her…one night on ambien…it’ll happen…like she happened, which is amazing, considering all it took was some TV role no one cared about, a bunch of pervert dads, and a willingness to get as naked as possible without offending…to keep dudes jerking off..

It’s barely fascinating, but it is well executed and for that you should thank her team.

She’s Currently filming some shit – and to see all those pics CLICK HERE

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Someone asked me what my obsession with Bella Thorne is….

I don’t have a Bella Thorne obsession. I don’t even know who Bella Thorne is….I just like that blogs went nuts when she turned 18, despite never really doing anything that any grown man should be aware of, ever…

I like that as a girl who is trying to make it as an actor, she relies on being as much of a cocktease as she can without it being too obvious, or maybe it’s satire and it’s overly obvious, so that she can approach her whoring, that is still whoring as humor..

I don’t really care about her tranny looking face, or her hard fitness in the gym everyday body, I think she looks 40…pretending to be 18…which brings up what I actually like about her..is that she could be 40 pretending to be 18 and she’s winning at it…all it takes is some low level exploitation of her tits…and ass…and it works…

Possible nipple?

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This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from.

I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots..

It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos…

So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over…

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Bella Thorne is bringing back the 40 year old tits that she’s built a social following off of..because she pretends to be 18…a tactic she learned being a stage mom trying to get her daughters the career she ended up getting for herself – because they decided to be hipsters..hipsters who she took to Coachella as they ride her coattails as lecherous children do….loving the fame Bella has that could have been there, comparing tits with her for the social following that has led to an acting career…an acting career that is pretty irrelevant but still more amazing than most girls whoring out in instagram including but not limited to her daughter who is packaged as her sister – because it contributes to their lie storyline…

Bring out the tits like a slut, people love tits, do it jokingly, people will find you charming not slutty, like a quirky little redhead out to take it all…because it’s an easy time to take the fuck over because the internet is filled with retards that are easy to manipulate….especially when they can’t tell you smell like Salami…

Whores.

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In case you were worried, since Bella Thorne hasn’t been on the site in the last few days, Bella Thorne still exists, she is not dead, in fact, she’s probably on her way to Coachella like every other LA based hooker…

She’s still working social media in a friendly yet slutty way, she’s still doing fitness porn, or jokingly posting pics of her ass, so that it seems like she’s making fun of people who post pics of their asses, while posting pics of her ass…

And I’m still convinced she’s a 40 year old mom, not an 18 year old slut, with good BOTOX who works out a lot trolling us with her body, because it’s so easy to do…and has always been her dream to be a starlet…and its’ working – this BITCH is peaking…and I’m into it…

I know – Not Slutty enough..

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I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne…

I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical…

I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl….

But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are….

I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed….

Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body…

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