The number 1 activity on Memorial Day was girls getting into bikinis….while the number 1 activity for Bella Thorne to do in the next few months of her being 17…is getting into bikinis….there’s just this thing about not quite 18 year olds…being all innocent on the beach…minding their own business..as they frolic for the paparazzi that has no sexual overtones or undertones…and that is really just a girl not trying to give creepy old guys boners…because this isn’t the porn / selfie generation where kids are watching gangbang videos by the first grade…

I know what’s going on here, because I’ve seen in happen for every not quite 18 year old…who’s PR team realizes that all you have to do is be a little half naked…and show off that youthful body..and the world…will be your oyster…at least until you turn 18, at which point people may stop caring…

Either way…here’s an innocent 17 year old…in a bikini…who you shouldn’t sexualize…because that’s not the reason she went to the beach in white bikini bottoms that we can assume are sheer when wet…she went to the beach to just be a normal 17 year old…who just happens to have stage parents pressuring her to make them more money in these final months that they get to keep her money…

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Bella Thorne posted this picture of her as a 17 year old nurse…the kind of Dougie Howser that you probably fantasize about….but that you shouldn’t fantasize about…because a nurse is there to tend to your illness…and 17 year olds are so irresponsible and caught up in their vapid social media existences that you’d likely end up taking care of yourself, or dying off due to their negligence…as they snap a selfie with you….and sure a teen body that’s a few months from being legal…always looks better than an old fat seasoned veteran nurse who is probably angry, jaded and mad about her Union not getting her that raise…so just as careless…but there’s a lot more comfort in that than some actress pretending to be a nurse…

All this to say, Bella Thorne, whether a real nurse or not, gives me anxiety…because I like to know my nurse knows what she’s doing…and is more than just a slutty teen in a nurses outfit…if you know what I mean..

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Bella Thorne posted this bikini pic from a couples of weeks ago, because I guess she liked the attention she got for being in a bikini, as a girl who was raised amongst a bunch of girls, by parents who assume are trying to expose them, exploit them, and monetize them….since mos 17 year olds are not living in LA going to auditions attheir own will….you know years of being stage parented…finally paying off…so she’s finally able to show off her young ass and get celebrated the way her family wants…and needs…because that’s how they pay the mortgage…

Here is her ass at some Pitch Perfect premiere…with that ass…

17 today isn’t 17 thirty years ago, although the laws may be the same…I can assure you that growing up on porn fucks them up…because when I was 17…I was the guy who had one porn….and I’d show it to every girl I could…only for them to freak the fuck out…now girls are sending out links of gangbangs to the football team saying “let’s try this before graduation”…at least that’s what I assume is happening…#evolution…

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People are very concerned about Bella Thorne, because she’s 17 and she’s rumored to be dating a black guy, and the general public doesn’t believe that we’re all god’s people, and I guess the police doesn’t believe that we are all god’s people, possibly because their is no god, but surprisingly, the most racist of people believe that there is a god…and white dudes that hate the idea of their white girls getting railed by huge black dick, even though hip hop is trendy, and all these young starlets are about that life…

I did a little intense research / clicked his instagram and saw this email…so instead of writing shit about her being violated, polluted, over, disgusting…or that you’d never get with her cuz she’s been tainted…you can send him an email…

shammaurice@gmail.com

I personally think everyone is fucking dirty, and whether a girl fucks black dicks, white dicks, even little asian dicks…she’s still a whore to me…not that there is anything wrong with being a whore…I’ll still like your whore pussy…and think you’re a whore…probably without calling you a whore…but tasting that you’re a whore…mainly because no one uses condoms anymore and AIDS will make a comeback…but also because it is the porn generation and these kids are perverts….

So unless I’m dealing with the under 10 partner girl who doesn’t exist…I’m less concerned about what’s been in her than putting myself in her…

Either way, Bella Thorne isn’t even 18, you shouldn’t care about anything she’s doing – you weird fucks..

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Everyone is interested in Bella Thorne and not for the same reason as people are interested in most gingers, you know to point and laugh at them, and question whether they are human, or monsters sent from hell, that in the middle ages would be left in the woods to fend for themselves….only to create a breed of super strong…scary..fair skinned…weridos..

But because she’s young, on TV, hot, and has a great ass, thanks to being young and on TV…and like all girls who are young and on TV, we can safely assume she’s been whored out to the world by her parents since she was a kid, and in turn knows how to give great head…it’s like some kids learn how to ride a bike from their parents, other kids learn how to make cookies on Christmas…and others learn to suck dick to live out mommy’s dremas, because working sucks and lviing off the creature from her uterus…just makes sense…

Either way, she’ll be 18 soon enough, I predict people will still care about her then…and in the meantime, you can always google one of her sisters, who didn’t quite make it on the celebrity train their parents threw them on, and instead became a hipster nude model..giving us hope the younger sister follows in her footsteps when the time comes…because these bikini selfies are a preview…of what I can only assume will be good.

I mean the “get wet” thing…just crazy…

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I don’t know if Bella Thorne is still underage, I am not going to bother googling her, because I think it reflects badly on me as a person posting pictures of underage girls in bikinis, but more importantly, braless underage girls trying on shirts…I just know that she’s from some stage family, that the whole crew of them were whored out to the media, but she was the only one who got any actual work, despite being a ginger, something you’d probably expect to not happen, based on her being a ginger…and America fucking loves underage girls, cuz they can’t legally fuck with underage girls, even though underage girls are fucking thanks to porno, starting at a young age…because people fuck and this wholesome bullshit, or untouched virgin fantasy is just fantasy, espeially with girls in LA, who have parents trying to make them famous…I mean they know what the fuck is up and the only good thing about them is that their bodies aren’t as broken in as 30 year olds..

All this to say, she’s in a bikini…

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People love Bella Thorne…I don’t know if it is because she’s actually hot and amazing, or whether it is because she’s 17 and historically, at least in the last 10 years of doing this site, I’ve seen an upswing in interest in 17 year old girls, even when they aren’t hot, because America is really against under 18 year old girls fucking, and dudes are genetically coded to like under 18 year old girls, for whatever evolutionary reason, even though under 18 year old girls are annoying as fuck…

So what happens is that the PR teams know to slut the girl up, but not in a way that will get them arrested for sex offence…as a built up to her 18th birthday, that for all I know could have already happened, leading to pantsless pics in magazines that a huge audience will focus on, because pantsless teens excite them, and being excited increases her stock value, and her increased stock value leads to more jobs and more money, making everyone in her sideshow family of weirdo hippies fed…as she’s the only one who is really earning in their “traveling” and “performer” family I call just parents whoring their kids for money…because it’s better than working…I mean why else have kids…right…

Here are some of the pics..

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