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2015

08

Jun

Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

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Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX…

I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness..

I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage…

This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy.

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2014

30

Dec

Beth Behrs in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

Beth Behrs may be on a TV show with some Big Breasted Kat Dennings, who I only know from when she launched her career early on by leaking topless pics – a strategy I encourage all girls to participate in…

But now she’s officially the person who has the single worst fucking bikini selfie on instagram…hiding her body….and pissed colored….interesting strategy..she should probably cross reference with her co-star, the nude pic peddler before making her next horrible move…

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2014

08

Jan

Beth Behrs Half Naked for Esquire of the Day

I think the show 2 Broke Girls should be called 2 Broken Down Girls.

I think the craft services on the show should be fired or maybe even replaced with someone who brings KALE

If you don’t believe me here’s KAT DENNINGS AT SOME EVENT LOOKING 400 LBS

It’s not my fault for hating on fat chicks, I fuck fat chicks in my everyday life, I just expect more from people on TV making millions, is perfection from them too much to ask dammit…

Here is Beth Behrs grabbing Kat Dennings Boob on Conan

Here is Beth Behrs half naked and photoshopped for Esquire…Pretty garbage…especially knowing these are photoshopped…

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2014

03

Jan

Beth Behrs Shitty Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians…

That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…

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