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2020

25

May

Lizzo Water Games of the Day

This is what American pop looks like now that Lizzo has gone viral and likely diabetic. Clearly at risk of the COVID death due to underlying complications…this MONSTER is living her best life, even if it will be a premature death of a life because look at her fucking size.

I have met people, real people, who have fat black woman fetishes…they legit hook up with the fattest black girl they can and get smothered by them. It’s a thing, a weird thing, but still a thing.

I don’t know when fat girls felt empowered or thought they were hot, but I guess when you’re too fat to get a record deal the traditional way, but you manage to go viral, you’re in a “top of the world, I fucking Rock” state of mind…eventually that will all go down hill and this Ruben Studdard bitch will be broke, forgotten…but there was a minute she was LIZZO and everyone loved her shit….her massive fucking shit…I mean imagine the quantity of food a bitch needs to eat to end up like this.

Gross.


Lizzo Ass

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2010

15

Jan

Rachel Heller Stolen Bikini Pictures of the Day

You probably don’t know Rachel Heller. She’s new to the Hollywood scene and she hasn’t publicly become a dirty, used up, piece of prescription drug addicted shit that you are used to, and I hope she never does, even though pretty much every other young whore in Hollywood does.

I guess she’s still fresh faced and keepin’ it classy and could be the next big thing, and lucky for you, her ex-boyfriend reads this site and sent me off these pictures he took of her.

They may not be as racy as ex-boyfriend pictures go, but she’s got a tight little body that I hope helps her take the fuck over, cuz I know I need new blood, and I’m not just saying that because my kidney’s are failing, I’m saying it cuz I’m bored of all the hollywood pussy I am forced to write about…

On an unrelated sidenote she’s in a movie with the kid who plays the founder of Facebook in some new movie about Facebook, maybe she can help me get my Facebook account back to fucking life, or maybe I got disabled cuz I spent the other night writing her personal essays about my penis……..either way, look out for this one, and I do mean that as a warning to her cuz I got my eye on her, I’m just too lazy to get off my couch to actually park in a van outside her house…Enjoy….

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