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2013

15

Aug

Breast Milk Cookbook is The Best Kickstarter of the Day

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I was just tipped off to this Kickstarter page for the Official Breast Milk Cookbook, which as you know is just code for getting busty bitches half naked and posing with food, because using Breast Milk as an ingredient is just replacing real milk in a recipe…clever perverts…make the world think you’re up on some hippie shit, especially with all the hype Breast Feeding gets, when we know it’s just an excuse for mom’s to pull their tits out and get some mail attention that’s not they asshole husband asking when dinner is ready…

Here’s their manifesto,

Mother's Milk is the first official cookbook that utilizes breast milk as an ingredient in all of its recipes. In over 50 recipes, the book covers breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, and drinks that will make sure breast milk can be enjoyed by the whole family.

It’s pretty funny….and they are shooting it with babes with implants…which I thought fucked up breast feeding…confusing me about this natural approach to half naked girls.but I know I like to drink breast milk from the source…why wouldn’t I like drinking it from the source…

It’s inspired me to make a cookbook with girl’s squirt, which I am convinced is just pee, but that can be added to any recipe and you won’t notice a thing, I mean they do it in Mexican restaurants all the fucking time…those crazy mexicans…

This shit is better than this picture of Selma Blair Breastfeeding..

To Help Fund This Project CLICK HERE

Posted in:Breast Milk|Kickstarer

2010

09

Mar

Breast Milk is Funny Weapon of Assault of the Day

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This is a funny story of a drunk hag getting arrested and when being made to change into her prison outfit, she turned around and squirted the cop in the face with her breast milk, or what I like to call, natures most amazing weapon. Sure, bitch could have thrown shit, or pissed on the cop, but that shit is played out and doesn’t get you on the fucking news, so she got creative, and really the cop shouldn’t have pressed charges, she should have taken in every second of amazing stranger tits milk, hot and dripping off her face….

See, I have never tasted breast milk but I have always wanted to. All the women I’ve ended up with have been dried up hags who can’t get pregnant, or young girls who never wanted to pregnant, but if they did get pregnant, they’d abort, so I have always wanted to get the shit sprayed down my throat and all over my face and on more than on occassion, I have tried paying new mother prostitutes or strippers to do it, but they all refused, like I was trying to make the one wholesome thing about them dirty, when everything about them was dirty, especially their drunken, expired cum scent, they just didn’t like to admit it, cuz I guess new mothers are hormonal and shit…..

Posted in:Breast Milk|Lactating