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Bridget Marquardt’s Stupid Whore Socks of the Day

I go to stripclubs and there’s been this trend the last few years for the whores to wear these leg warmers and I don’t really understand why. It’s like every tacky bitch needs to keep half her calf covered so that she can still put on her stripper shoe. I’ve run it through my head a few times, trying to figure out what anyone would find hot about this shit, like is it for foot fetishists to cum on toes, because there’s no real functionality for this shit, you know socks are to cover your feet in your shoes, so that means it’s just a stripper trend, and stripper trends are even funnier a concept than half socks, you know because strippers are trash, unless that stripper trend is turning tricks with clients in the booth…..because lookin’ and partially touching doesn’t really satisfy needs, it just cockteases and that should be a fucking crime.

Good morning world. Let’s get this started.

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Bridget Marquart and Kendra Wilkinson Hit the Pool in Vegas of the Day

Since being kicked out of the Playboy Mansion or whatever the fuck happened to Kendra Wilkinson now that Hef’s other girlfriends/live-in prostitutes who are a little more enterprising than the prostitutes I get with or have gotten with, not that I’m the kind of guy who would pay for sex, well actually I am, but have no money and that’s got nothing to do with this post what I am trying to say is that this Kendra Wilkison bitch doesn’t need Hef’s payroll to make her a whore, she’s doing an great job of it since she’s broken free from that polygamous sex cult that is the Playboy Mansion and here she is in Vegas enjoyin the single life from this past weekend with some other whore named Bridget who I’ve never heard of.

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