Candice Swanepoel is pretty fucking substantial….as much as I try to make fun of her being HIV positive, despite being white South African, and thus rich South African and not HIV positive South African, even though she was exported from South Africa like a blood diamond she is, all valuable and cut….I just always fail….because she always wins….and makes me a weak man….I am just mesmorized by her everything….photography tricks or not….

If the Muse pics bore you – I don’t see how they can – but You Know All Fashion High Fashion and thus homo – here’s a video of her on the beach – I love her.

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Sometimes I wonder how many Candice Swanepoel posts I can do in a year before the site turns into a Candicee Swanepoel fan site, because I hate to admit, I am a fan….but not for any real reason other than the fact that she gets half naked, she isn’t fat, and she’s got a good face….I mean that’s the extent of what I know about her…I’m not a weirdo who tries to get her at her core and really understand what brought her from AIDS ridden South Africa to America, but I will assume it was blood diamonds, or something even more horrible and corrupt….Victoria’s Secret….

That said, here are some pics of her in lingerie, cuz that’s her job, and a big reason why we like her, and the only reason we know she exists…

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So South African’s don’t appreciate my love for Candice Swanepoels hot fit body, especially when I express that love at the expense of South Africa….focusing on their AIDS rate….cuz I got this email:

Love your site but as a South African I have to ask you to stop disrespecting Candice. Every second post is about her which is fine but then we have to hear the same old shit again and again, HIV this HIV that, its getting old bro. Everyone knows you’re an obese American fuck chowing on his McD’s and masturbating on his keyboard, now that’s generalization for you. Go read a fucking encyclopedia before you open your fat lips again.

Now, I realize that there are rich people in South Africa, that it is a developed nation, with a strong Diamond and Coal industry. I know that South Africa is filled with hot women who are all capable of being the next Candice Swanepoel, I know there is rich tourism, that Richard Branson has his hand in it, that there are Jews running shit….But that’s not as fun as focusing on the High AIDS rate that I’d love to lick of Candice Swanepoel’s inner thigh while one of her slaves wipes the sweat off my brow before being chased by fucking lions into a tribal hut made of feces….where cannibals try to attack us and rape her…because that’s the South Africa in my head and I like it better than real South Africa….

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I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their bullshit, while they are too busy being celebrities, you know like a modern day fan club president, only unlike Selena, bitch lives in the end…..

But now I have no doubt in my mind that Candice Swanepoel’s “Angel Candice” twitter account, is in fact run out of the Victoria’s Secret head office, because she sold her South African HIV probably, Blood Diamond Apartheid, Nelson Mandela, soul to the lingerie company….in what was probably the smartest career move….

So they just use her as a vehicle to promote their shit, while she’s out being a celebrity model..

Here’s the most recent upload – cuz I like Candice Swanepoel.

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I couldn’t leave the site with a Kim Kardashian in her bikini pic. I may hate this shit and more importantly hate you, but not enough to do that to even my worst enemy, because you see, she’s the fucking devil, while Candice Swanepoel, is an angel, at least that’s what the marketing people at Victoria’s Secret who own her, want me to believe, they even use it as her twitter and instagram handle, that I am sure she doesn’t run, or check, but who instead has a team of people managing, cuz she’s too busy debunking the lies that are HIV…..or whatever it is that she does while sitting on all her money….

These are a couple pics she posted today from her shoot….

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I wonder how many times I can say how this bitch is probably top 10 pussy in famous pussy competition in my mind…..or how many times I can say how I’d still fuck her unprotected even though she’s a high risk for HIV being from South Africa and 80 percent of the population have the shit and you know when she was 14 and living on her plantation before becoming famous pussy in my famous pussy competition on my mind…she was filling her gaping asshole with black farm hand cock…like she was Heidi Klum because all farmers daughters coming of age do that…it’s a fact….at least they do in the romance novel I am in the process of writing so that I can escape this hell that is blogging….not that this has anything to do with me other than that it is on my site and more to do with Candice Swanepoel posting these pics to twitter like a common attention seeking teen girl in her bikini looking for attention …only a lot better paid and less illegal to jerk off to….

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It would be so easy to mock Candice Swanepoel’s boyfriend for his choice in underwear bathing suits, but really I don’t think bathing suit choices affect your sexuality, and I think the fact his bangs Candice Swanepoel and has her locked down, makes him pretty confident as the leader of all men….straight isn’t even an issue…even if his dick was in the mouth of 4 dudes shooting a gay porn at a gay pride party high on GHB in these pics…he has more game than you….so faggy underwear bikini bottoms or not…the focal point of these pics are his girlfriend’s hot model ass being jacked up by her bikini….if you know what I mean…

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