Candice Swanepoel posted these pictures of her upper thigh hair to twitter in a “You’re a fucking bikini model, haven’t you got laser, you troll fucking bitch, straight from South Africa, Monkey motherfucker”….only instead of being a troll or a monkey, she’s one of the hottest bikini modls around, and bitch could be HIV positive and rockin’ a 14 inch dick that she likes to use when being an exclusive top, and I’d still get down with her, cuz she’s already won me over….

She’s doing some bikini bullshit, modeling, getting paid for what all you fatties are probably doing today for free, or at the expense of all those around you, and she’s looking pretty lovely….

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Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex….

She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow…

Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

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There was some fashion event a few days ago, or even last week, that I didn’t bother paying attention to, despite loving models….mainly because the fashion industry doesn’t embrace me as a fashion site, they don’t give me the million dollar ad deals, and they don’t invite me to their bullshit….but I do love models…so I can’t boycot the shit…even though I should for the disrespect they show me….especially when the hottest bitches, like Candice Swanepoel HIV Probable thanks to getting fucked up the ass when she was 14 but the slaves on her South African Farm….show up showing some nipple in a see through….Solid fucking performance that puts her photoshopped for the Christians Victoria’s Secret campaigns to fucking shame…good times

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Candice Swanepoel is amazing…even when Victoria’s Secret limit her potential as a hot as fuck model…but photoshopping out the see through and the nipples….in order to maintain her lingerie pics to look like she’s in a bikini and her bikini pics to look like she’s in a bikini….and her in a bikini…even if Christian Shareholder friendly….you know to keep sales up…still works for me…but only cuz SHE GETS NAKED IN HER OTHER MODELING JOBS ….cuz that’s what models fucking do.

Victoria’s Secret is that she fucking sucks.

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