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2014

07

Jan

Rihanna and Cara Delevingne are BFFs of the Day

It doesn’t amaze me that “it” girl model Cara Delevigne is friends with Popstar superstar Rihanna. It seems like a natural fit of two girls who have achieved what the world consider greatness, without really deserving it. It’s like a couple girls making too much money for their own good doing things that make no sense, and that probably come with a shitty fucking diva attitude. I mean famous people need friends, especially when going to public events…they probably even lick each other’s assholes….

It does amaze me that looking at Cara Delevingne, her weird neck chin, her broken down unshowered crackhead face…with what I would say is little to no sex appeal, definitely little to no beauty, but who is a Victoria’s Secret model…< haref="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2014/01/06/cara-delevingne-for-la-perla-of-the-day-2" target="_blank"> BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS shit’s confusing.

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2014

06

Jan

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a Victoria’s Secret model who has been lent out to La Perla, a company I assume Victoria’s Secret has a share of, because they have a monopoly on the underwear market, and manufacturing plants overseas, where they basically exploit little kids for less than 4 dollars a week, leading them to prostitution where they can make 7 dollars a bang…destroying communities, all so that their 100 dollar bras can still cost 100 dollars to the end consumer, but more of that 100 dollars goes to them…

Now, I don’t really get why Cara Devevingne is an it girl, or why celebs love her and all the fashion industry eats her up…but I guess it is because she takes a good picture and photoshops well, because I’m liking these half naked pics of her, all while I’ve never liked any pics of her…

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2013

30

Dec

Cara Delevingne Shitty Sword Fight of the Day

Cara Delevingne confuses me…

She’s got the face of a handicapped girl throwing up, and the body of an average at best skinny girl who does a lot of cocaine, no fitness, and eats a bit too much cheese and baguette when back in France…

I’m talking, dumpy, uninteresting, weird faced, and not cute, unless she was maybe an animal at the fucking zoo….but not for a successful “It” Girl model…

I mean she’s in a bikini and she does absolutely nothing for me, I feel like I’m looking the awkward nerdy bitch no one wanted to fuck who compensated with a big personality…

Yet, she’s not just a fashion model, with that hipster look, who photographs well, with hair and make-up, lights and a good photographer…you know that that brands use to stay hip and relevant…

She’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model…yet she looks average a best…proving a few things, like that Victoria’s Secret is just attaching themselves to whatever is popular because they can afford to, that celebrities like Rihanna, make friends with whoever is considered cool by the media, that no one cares about a substantial body anymore, and more importantly, that everything we see is a fucking fabricated lie that doesn’t hold any merit or truth, and that talentless underserving cunts usually are the ones they feed us, when the real quality is stuck working at a diner cuz their dad or their social life didn’t get the right dick shoved down their throat.

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2013

27

Dec

Cara Delevingne Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a model I don’t understand…

These things happen every so often, the fashion industry decides that a specific girl is an “It” girl because she’s got an interesting look, even if that look is wonky, untraditional, that of a girl you probably wouldn’t notice if you saw her on the street, that maybe she makes up for in party girl, cocaine fuelled attitude…and I don’t get it, but she was in a bikini, in a Villa that cost over 10,000 dollars a night, so she’s doing something better than me, proving that I am not an authority on anything that works or that makes money at all…all I see is an average girl, who isn’t fat…and really not sexy at all…but what do I know – I just look at pictures of girls all day for the last 10 years…

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2013

11

Dec

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Cara Delevingne is the biggest model right now. The “It” girl that is overly hyped and for the average person not that great…maybe even average…all the companies are taking her on and booking her to be their star…because that’s what being an “It” girl is all about…even if you’re not impressed by her, no one cares what your white trash ass thinks, go back to staring at pics and digging for porn on your phone while your wife is out at walmart buying pork rinds with your ugly half retarded kids…

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2013

29

Nov

Cara Delevingne, Malgosia Bela, Liu Wen for La Perla of the Day


Oh shit…it’s it girl Cara Delevingne and she’s modelling some lingerie for La Perla…

I don’t really give a fuck about her, I’m not all hung up on her like every company that hires her is….I only really think she’s got something to offer because she’s french, and not because of her look everyone is hooked on, because french girls have anal on the first date, that’s usually not even a date, but more of a meeting at a bar…and that’s some “we’re into sexual things as a culture because sex is awesome”…that I can appreciate…even if she’s not nude in these pics…and even if I don’t know who the other models are…they are still half naked and that’s worth looking at….even if she probably isn’t worth what she was paid to be in these pics we are looking at….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Liu Wen|Malgosia Bela

2013

13

Aug

Cara Delevingne Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Cara Delevingne Nude for Interview of the Day

You probably already know the way this getting famous thing works. Someone, let’s call him a corporate exec, or trendsetter, or super agent/manager with all the contacts decides who the next big thing in whatever industry is going to be, based on marketability at the time, you know what the kids are into and looking for, and what they will respond to and in turn by product because. Then they over fucking saturate you with their images, song or movies, until you know who the person is. Luckily in fashion, paving the way to getting noticed is much like being a stripper or a porn chick, cuz the more naked you are, the more money you’re gonna make and the more people remember who you are. Sure you can wear that snow suit to the anal scene, but I’ll probably be the only person into it, as average people need standard vag shots to respond to these things.

Cara Delevingne is that new blood, the new star, the no name making a name for herself, who everyone will know if they don’t already, because her team of people are hustling, but more importantly, they are getting her naked.

First THIS NUDE VIDEO FOR I-D and now nude for Interview. Girl is getting around. Just the way I like it.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW

2013

20

Mar

Cara Delevingne Strips for i-D Magazine of the Day

This is an awesom video of model Cara Delevingne, who is making a lot of noise as the next big thing in modeling, for those of you who live in a fucking trailer park and masturbate all day, thanks to food stamps subsidizing your life….and I’m a total fucking fan…especially when shot in video for a trendy fashion magazine like i-D…doing a striptease…making sex faces…looking like a ravaged, battered, drugged up hooker…the way I like em…

She’s good….

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2013

28

Jan

Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a hot new model who I assume has been around for a while…but who is really making moves now….unless you consider being in Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, being the face of Burberry, H&M and walking fashion shows for major design houses making moves….which I don’t cuz making moves to me means showing her tits for magazines…I don’t care what ads this 20 year old has been in prior to today….I just care about seeing her tits today…even if tits aren’t that taboo or naughty or even worth freaking out over….I still am old school about this shit and love staring at em….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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