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Archive for the Cara Delevingne Category

2014

24

Jun

Cara Delevingne Gets Intense on Instagram of the Day

Cara Delevingne answer to breaking up with Michelle Rodriguez, is that she has no issues grabbing onto a new dick, because she’s Cara Delevingne and not only does she have a trust fund thanks to her grandfather, a trust fund that got her running in the right circles before being scooped up as an “It” girl in the fashion scene, despite being more an ET than and IT, that was a “this bitch is a fucking alien” joke that didn’t work out so well for anyone involved…

As an “it girl” and makes her own damn money, lives her own damn life, meets all kinds of people, travels to awesome places like she’s retired cuz she pretty much is and no Michelle Rodriguez testicles are going to bring her down…and to prove it, she got half naked for instagram.

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2014

20

Jun

Cara Delevingne Legs of the Day

As much as I laugh at Cara Delevinge for being a overrated rich kid turned model because she knew the right people…you know up on some lesbianism for attention because attention is fun kick kind of hustle…all while looking kind of dumpy and shitty because she’s not hot at all…making me question how – even at the level of connected her family is – did she make it…and it turns out, because she takes a good fucking picture…

Here’s a campaign for one of the brands she’s paid too much to endorse…and she’s looking’ hot…which I hate admitting, but it’s just the way it is…

I understand that when hosed down and made up, her lesbian pussy doesn’t look like it would taste as feces and vaginitis filled thanks to laziness and wiping from back to front..as when she’s just kicking it…

I guess it’s smoke and mirrors…but it works…

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2014

19

Jun

Elvis’ Granddaughter and Cara Delevingne of the Day

I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians..

They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally..

I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right?

I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever…

What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.

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2014

13

May

Cara Delevingne Lookin’ Rough of the Day

I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing…

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2014

24

Apr

Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.

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2014

22

Apr

Cara Delevingne in a See Through Skirt of the Day

Cara Delevingne posted this picture of her lesbian for attention ass on her instagram today…or last night that led me to investigative journalism on Cara Delevingne, because she’s not all that hot at all, even when she takes a decent picture, yet she books these insane campaigns, and the answer is what I expected. She’s a rich kid.

Her dad is a real estate developer, her god father runs Conde Nast, which owns Vogue, and probably has ties with every European brand and fashion house, and I guess she ran in the right circles, leading to being able to run around topless with some dyke hollywood star, or wear sheer Burberry with no panties, because it is edgy, new and Burberry loves every send of it…because it’s fashion…

So it all makes sense, even if her eyebrows don’t, and here’s her instagram porn of the day.

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2014

11

Apr

Cara Delevingne is Making Out With Herself of the Day

Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business…

People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.

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2014

31

Mar

Cara Delevingne Topless on the Beach with her Boyfriend Michelle Rodriguez of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is pretty sloppy for a top model…especially when she’s topless and making out with her girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez, in what I assume is 98 percent publicity stunt, you know play up the lesbian card, since every fucking girl in the world is a lesbian, at least every girl I try to meet and have sex with, but that could just be a line to not have sex with me…which makes sense.

I mean I don’t care who fucks who, as long as I get to watch…but I do care when someone is celebrated for being something great, when clearly they aren’t great, all because Karl Lagerfeld said she was great…

I think these topless pics, speak for their attention seeking self.


Madam Meow – The Genius Paparazzi – Took a Lot of Pics of Them on the Beach…and I mean A LOT….
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2014

15

Jan

Cara Delevingne Shows Some Tits and Bush of the Day

These pics of Victoria’s Secret model, Cara Delevingne, who you probably think looks hot in these pics because she takes a hot pic, but in actual fact is just an overrated troll, at least when not behind smoke and mirrors, looking hot enough to justify why she does Victoria’s Secret, even if in her everyday life, she looks like shit…but maybe I am just blinded by her bush…cuz I love bush.

Here is her striptease for i-D Magazine:

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2014

08

Jan

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodrigues Attention Seekers of the Day

There has been a lot of doubt in my mind about Cara Delevingne, because I get that fashion it girls are determined by gay dudes in Paris, so her little boy Bieber face kinda makes sense to me for fashion campaigns….however the fact Victoria’s Secret scooped her up makes no sense to be, because she’s busted up…

But now, I am starting to get it, she’s a socialite, scenester, groupie, fame whore, who positions herself with the right people, at the right places and just goes with the situation, being the wild and fun one to all the bored as fuck people…it’s a standard situation that has happened before and will happen again…she’s just made herself likeable to the right people in the right circles…because looking at her without hair and make up and hollywood special effect…or that photoshop filter…is like staring at a homeless chick…even when she dykes out with Michelle Rodriguez all wild at a basketball game publicity stunt…just not hot enough at all, yet making millions for being hot…what the fuck is wrong with the world…

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