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Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson are friends…and they spend Thanksgiving together, maybe because Cara Delevingne is from the UK, where they don’t celebrate thanksgiving, since they don’t really remember when their people killed off all the Indians to create an independent state from the Queen..or maybe because Kate Hudson is latching onto the It Girl, in hopes of being an it girl herself, or maybe their families are friends, because Cara Delevingne is some rich socialite from the UK…who knows all kinds of people, that’s why they are here, she is here…

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Cara Delevingne is some overrated It-Girl that reminds real models that modeling is dead. She’s up on the Kim Kardashian in Vogue for sales kick of “people like her, she must be important, she must sell product, we must use her”…even though she’s an ugly troll, who doesn’t deserve any of the attention she’s getting, you know making her rich girl ass money to buy her own heroin, all while being some retard looking monster who celebrities like to hang out with, because celebrities are vapid idiots who have no idea what’s actually up, and meeting someone semi interesting is so out of their realm that they buy into it…

Well she’s in some video with Pharrell for Chanel, and I figured I’d post it, because she’s dressed all french renaissance, which if you’re into history, you’ll probably love…you know an era where everyone smelled like shit because there was no running water, where people were dying of the black plague, and where you married 14 year olds, de-virginized them, and died of syphilis by 25…fun.

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Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am…

Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes…

TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Everyone loves “it” girl Cara Delevingne….socialite who has positioned herself better than most socialites, by being quirky, fun and funny, likeable, accessible – while hanging with A-Listers and nobodies alike…just being all that hipster cool…that she is…and I don’t hate it – I mean bi-sexual – identity crisis that is doing no harm – but grabbing her tits in video is totally fine by me…always .

This is supposed to be for testicular cancer – but it is about tits and pussy…something Cara has, sucks and likes…as long as the person it belongs to is a hollywood star.

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This is some virgin loser nerd right here…an “It Girl” with a corky inbred looking face that happens to be photogenic, especially next to A-Listers and the leaders in fashion who hire her…showing people around some Harry Potter filming location, that I guess they used for a fashion show during London Fashion week…you know because virgin losers can masturbate to all things Harry Potter.

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Cara Delevingne continues to remind me why she’s modeling…it is because of her amazingly photographic face. A face I always forget about when she’s doing the media tour and in candid pics….because without the lighting, make-up, good photographer, retouching, etc…she’s a bit of a hipster troll…a hipster troll who surrounds herself with A-Listers at all the right parties…making her an it-girl people care about, when really they should only let her out of her hipster troll cage to book these kinds of campaigns, half naked and wet…looking better than she actually looks…which I guess goes for most girls…you all need hair/make-up and a photo team for your selfies…and the funny thing is – a lot of your self involved cunts already have that in place…

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Socialite turned model, possibly because her mom was a big shopper at Chanel and she was the edgy brat in the corner with her crazy little hipster outfit on wearing headphones, totally uninterested in family friend Karl Lagerfeld, Cara Delevingne…manages to look totally dumpy and boylike almost 90 percent of the time…because I guess that’s the hipster fashionista style…all while being the hottest model of the era thanks to people being drone follower idiots who just don’t know how to pave their own way, but rather just know how to jump on trends, like Cara Delevingne, especially the A-Listers she hangs with – as they all are only into her because of how much hype she gets and them being into her – just gets her more hype…

But this girl really does take a good pic…she looks hot in almost 90 percent of her professionally shot pics…which should remind celebs everywhere – if you are going to get nude, do it for fashion, with a team and concept – because it’s just nicer to look at than your shitty self shot stuff – save the self shot stuff for the girls I jerk off to from TINDER…you know who don’t have the resources but still like the attention too – cuz they are only human…

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All the fashion sites are excited about Cara Delevingne getting naked for this Tom Fort campaign, but this is hardly naked to me. Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am not with it or an it girl of my own who really grasps how to manipulate society with my trust fund, to hang with A-listers and thus appear to be an A-Lister of my own….because I consider nudity without clothes, sure, but with vagina and nipples…otherwise this girl is just covering up the good lesbian parts…which might as well be her in a snowsuit…

Here she is in some paparazzi pics CLICK HERE To remind you that she’s better off in photoshoots.

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The funny thing about Cara Delevingne, is that I actually have conversations about her in my everyday life. It’s like she’s a viral sensation, much like “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…only she’s more about “FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY”…thank screaming it into a news camera…just ask Michelle Rodriguez…

But for some reason, 20 year old girls love her and think she’s amazing…dudes I know who know who she is think she’s disgusting looking…and I’m on the fence…

It’s like I like to make fun of her sloppy paparazzi pics. You the ones she looks like she has a stinky pussy. I like to make fun of her average at best face and body. I like to blame nepotism and rich connected parents for putting her into the exclusive rich person party scene for her to be discovered…and I like to thank modeling for being a great excuse for trust funders who don’t like to work to use to pretend they are working…especially when it gets to the point of making money…

But the truth is, she always looks really good in photoshoots, like this one of her in bed for the Telegraph, a magazine I assume her family owns.

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Cara Delevingne decided to not take the actual plunge into getting her instagram deleted by freeing her nipple, an offence that Instagram doesn’t take lightly, because they don’t believe that free nipples belong on instagram. It is a publicly traded company and they have guidelines they must respect.

Even though a lot of great photos include nipples…

But it works, showing us how crazy it is that dudes are uncensored and girls need to be censored, by making me want to see her nipple, but unable to see her nipple, because society is fucked.

Priorities and initiatives in this Christian controlled conservative world, where they decided a nipple is porn, even though it’s just a fucking nipple.

I made a decision many years ago, that posting nipple, being uncensored, was just real and authentic. I sacrificed having a successful fight by freeing the nipple before it was a thing, so I’m glad to see the world coming together for this #freethenipple movement, cuz I’ve been for a long time and freeing the nipple has actually fucked me over, but I still stuck to it, because I truly feel nipple should be free.

From breast feeding, to tanning, to walking down the street. We’re past decency, people are fucking pigs, and censoring nipples is the least of our worries in this doomed society…

So girls…#freethenipple.

Here’s Cara Delevingne’s Chanel campaign…

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