Alessandra Ambrosio may not be the hottest model anymore and her workout gear may not be skimpy fucking shorts I want to sniff when she’s done soaking through them…but watching her do Pilates for the paparazzi, in what you would think the Pilates studio would not let happen, provided they really cared about their celebrity crowd, in what must be a publicity stunt…is alright…I mean fitness and sex are so interchangeable…the positions these girls get in spandex can cause the same amount of illicit thoughts…so wrap that leg around your neck model…it burns more calories like that…and I like staring at the vagina definition…

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo were together for some Evil Victoria’s Secret brainwashing promotional tour…to help bring some aspirational marketing to the fat Americans who actually shot at Victoria’s Secret…cuz I know for a fact, even these Victoria’s Secret models don’t wear this cheap shit made by Bangledeshi childer for a dollar a 20 hour work day, all to give fat white Americans cheap overpriced lace panties that give them yeast infections and make them look silly trying to turn on their husbands……honourable work little Radeep can be proud of…

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I feel like I’ve seen this Alessandra Ambrosio picture and that’s perfectly ok…because she’s a naked mom model who looks better than most naked non moms…and the older we all get…as the girls we grew up wanting to fuck start getting knocked up…it’s a real life issue…unless you’re like me and just focus on new pussy…because the nice thing about humanity, the only really nice thing about humanity, is that there’s always gonna be new pussy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio brought out to some event…

That’s that matters…

Just letting you guys know her whereabouts…

In case you were wondering what the old timer Victoria’s Secret girls get up to in their spare time…

I mean…that dress..is ridiculous…sponsored by Victoria’s Secret cleavage enhancing….unless it’s breast implants…that would make all those VS campaigns a lie….

It doesn’t matter…stop being a pervert…

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted this topless picture on twitter promoting an upcoming issue of LOVE MAGAZINE …that she claims is going to redefine the beach babe shoot…which is pretty much saying a lot considering she’s a beach model who has been beach modelling and making more than other beach models for the beach modelling…but then again English isn’t her language and maybe she’s just trying to say “Anything is better than those Victoria’s Secret bastards who won’t let me escape their contract”…you know a coded cry for help…that we are all ignoring because we are blinded by her naked back and strategic toplessness…

Either way….a hostage to a billion dollar brand or not…she’s good.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is….

I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

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Alessandra Ambrosio went to an AIDS charity event showing off some tits…tits that may inspire you to go and hire a discount hooker to fuck to get AIDS of your own…to both get off and hope one day she comes through your hotel room on her charity tour…or maybe, she’s just into the amFAR AIDS charity because it is one of the it events to be at every year, but I like to think it has more to do with Brazil being the source of a lot of AIDS in the world…those damn trannie pros with their anal tears…ruining it for everyone…

Either way, cleavage may not be as exciting as it was 20 years ago, we’re the mouth rape generation, but it’s still good enough to look at…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you.

This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with….

Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders…

She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…

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Here’s today’s philosophical question:

If a bikini model, who makes millions of dollars, puts on a bikini in her spare time, does she make a sound?

I’m going with yes, she totally makes a sound and I don’t mean the sound of her mom pussy flapping in the wind now that her labia aren’t taped down like they are in her pro shoots, I am talking a multi million dollar making body half naked….for free…this is like when hookers get too beat up to collect pay only without all the negative energy….

Yes, I just said that.

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