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Archive for the Beyonce Category

2006

21

Feb

Beyonce’s Ass

All I know about black people is the general stereotypes. I have one black friend and he thinks he’s Jewish, he’s one of those educated black people who’s mom is a lawyer or some shit. You know the kind who knows how to play tennis and ski. He was actually my social worker at one of my halfway houses years ago, and we’ve kept in touch. He was doing the social work bullshit to get into med school or someshit. Either way, his life was like the Cosby Show, and he was whiter than you, you fuckin’ honkey. Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen making Kraft Dinner or someshit? The point of my story is that black women have big asses, even when they are famous, if you watch this Beyonce clip, you’ll see her fried chicken eating booty. And remember I am not the loser who recorded this shit to their computer and played it back over and over in hopes of seeing ass crack, you are. LOVE!

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2006

21

Feb

Beyonce’s Ass

All I know about black people is the general stereotypes. I have one black friend and he thinks he’s Jewish, he’s one of those educated black people who’s mom is a lawyer or some shit. You know the kind who knows how to play tennis and ski. He was actually my social worker at one of my halfway houses years ago, and we’ve kept in touch. He was doing the social work bullshit to get into med school or someshit. Either way, his life was like the Cosby Show, he was whiter than you, you fuckin’ honkey. Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen making Kraft Dinner or someshit? The point of my story is that black women have big asses, even when they are famous, if you watch this Beyonce clip, you’ll see her fried chicken eating booty. And remember I am not the loser who recorded this shit to their computer and played it back over and over in hopes of seeing ass crack, you are. LOVE!

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2006

08

Feb

Beyonce's HUGE Ass

Too much fried chicken is what I think when I see Beyonce’s ass. I am not saying that because it’s some racial – chicken/watermelon/fat blond chick/ too lazy to work statement. I am saying it cuz she’s all over the fucking Popeyes, she had a sponsorship and got to eat free friend chicken all the time. The problem is that all the weight went to her ass and legs, and although guys pretend to like women who are hefty downtown, we really don’t, we just put up with it, cuz when you have a big ass, you usually have big tits, and we like tits….so point of the story is Beyonce is fat, and i will get a ton of motherfuckers disputing that…but guess what asshole, I have pictures to prove it.

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Black|huge|Unsorted

2006

08

Feb

Beyonce’s HUGE Ass

Too much fried chicken is what I think when I see Beyonce’s ass. I am not saying that because it’s some racial – chicken/watermelon/fat blond chick/ too lazy to work statement. I am saying it cuz she’s all over the fucking Popeyes, she had a sponsorship and got to eat free friend chicken all the time. The problem is that all the weight went to her ass and legs, and although guys pretend to like women who are hefty downtown, we really don’t, we just put up with it, cuz when you have a big ass, you usually have big tits, and we like tits….so point of the story is Beyonce is fat, and i will get a ton of motherfuckers disputing that…but guess what asshole, I have pictures to prove it.

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Black|huge|Unsorted