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Archive for the Beyonce Category

2009

01

Sep

Beyonce Performing With No Pants on in the Ukraine of the Day

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Here’s a video of Beyonce performing some shitty song in the Ukraine with no pants on, which I figured was appropriate because Ukranian people have been known to love not wearing pants, especially back in the human trafficking era of communism. I don’t know anything about the Ukraine so I pulled that one out of the catalog, so if it sucked, I am sure it didn’t suck as much as life does for Jay-z, everytime Beyonce makes him come home from his real money makin’ girlfriend to play house and feed her ego by listening to her talk about when she wins that Academy award, despite Beyonce getting fed on any level being a bad idea,

Here are some pics of Beyonce and Jay Z at some pool party clothed…thank god…..

And here is Rihanna’s 10 Million Dollar Mansion Jay-Z pretty much bought her in Hollywood….Just to remind Beyonce where his priorities are…

Posted in:Beyonce|No Pants|Performing

2009

19

Aug

Beyonce And Her Fat Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

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I hate Beyonce and I am glad that Jay-Z cheats on her all the time, at least that’s what I assume he would do, because any man locked into some kind of bullshit relationship with a high maintenance twat who seemingly only cares and talks about herself while plotting evil Voodoo shit in her desinger bed sheets against those people who beat her in Award shows, like Jennifer Hudson, but here she is showing off her lazy ass that she tries to make hot while jogging on the treadmill rehearsing her Oscar speech to stay inspired in her work or some shit, and I’ll let you admire her because I can’t, partially because I find her vile, but also because she does enough admiring of herself that she doesn’t need any from us….

Here are some more pictures of Jay Z pretending to be happily married to this cunt….

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Bikini

2009

20

Jul

Beyonce Makes Her Homo Fan Say Her Name Twice of the Day

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So Beyonce makes a gay fan at her concert say her name twice before throwing him a dirty towel at him pretty much giving the motherfucker an orgasm, which was a nice change from what he got last time he had an orgasm, which was AIDS, you know it is the gay disease.

I just don’t think I have ever liked anyone enough to want to touch their sweaty towel, or rags or really anything used on thier body, especially when it comes from Beyonce. The whole thing grosses me out and is not hygienic at all, and despite being a filthy motherfucker I don’t want to deal with other people’s filth, unless it involves me eating used tampons, but that’s just a fetish really…

Posted in:Beyonce|Say My Name

2009

09

Jul

Beyonce’s Sweet Dream’s Video of the Day

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Going to bed drunk at 7 am has its benefits, like sleeping until noon while all you other assholes are at the office slaving away to make your mortgage and car payments, or even to pay for your unappreciative kid’s summer camp all his friends are going to, if you’re the kind of guy dumb enough to knock up the only person willing to fuck you so that you will never be alone.

Watching Beyonce videos has its benefits when waking up at noon after going to bed at 7 am drunk and that’s to ensure I lose my erection and get myself on track. I know she is trying to be sexy, but they should use this shit to cure sex offenders instead of castration, because no matter what she does, there’s nothing hot about her, but we should give her some love for trying to crump despite her obvious lack of physical fitness. Just this morning on my way home I saw at least 10 fat people working out and thought, shit, that’s some persistence.

Watch it.

Posted in:Beyonce|Sweet Dreams Video

2009

01

Jul

Beyonce Gets Wet Like The Fat Chick She Is of the Day

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Nothing says “I’m a fat chick who hates my body” like going to the waterpark in a pair of shorts and a T-Shirt. I don’t really know what the fuck Beyonce is doin’ in the water with all her clothes on, but I know the story didn’t end the way I wanted it to and she didn’t get eaten by a shark, I guess she wasn’t on her period.

I am hungover again. Not sure why I do this to myself, but I always seem to manage to.


Posted in:Beyonce|Fat|Wet

2009

30

Jun

Beyonce’s Wonky Tits in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

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Beyonce’s a cunt. There’s nothing really more I can say about her. It’s just that when I see the faces she’s making when she performs, with such intensity that reminds me of the drama kids I used to beat the fuck out of who thought what they were doin’ actually mattered, like it actually had purpose and was art and not some pile of shit waste of fuckin’ time that even their parents laughed at, I mean until they were able to leverage shit and take it to a bigger scale where they made millions doing it, givin’ them the last laugh, unfortunately without their pants on, because seriously no one wants to see this bitch with her pants off, no homo….except maybe her husband, but even he fucks other pussy to forget what he’s locked himself into, while she forces us to only blame ourselves and each other for buyin her records and creating this monster….

I need a nap badly…

Posted in:Beyonce|cleavage|Tits

2009

10

Jun

Beyonce’s Like a Super Model at Heathrow of the Day

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A really overweight, unattractice, annoying supermodel. I hate that the world has made this cunt and her cunt behavior and her cunt attitude famous. It’s like you know when she’s prancing down the fuckin’ airport in her desiger clothes, with everyone lookin’ and pointing at her, wondering how those ankles support that body, she is thinking to herself how amazing she is. You know thinking she’s some kind of Diva, because the public and media say she is, without actually taking a minute to hate her fuckin’ self. The whole thing offends me and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Beyonce|Cunt

2009

01

Jun

Beyonce Rides Bikes of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of publicity stunt this is, but Beyonce took a break from eating and sitting on her fucking ass all day throwing darts at pictures of Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson for stealing the glory she truly feels belongs to her, but I heard a report on the radio that she works out with a picture of an Oscar taped to her treadmill, based on her previous acting performances, she may want to try hanging a chicken wing on a string out of reach, cuz i hear that shit makes this whore run.

It’s kind of the same strategy I use to get my wife to suck my dick. I just hit up KFC on 2 dollar tuesday and lube up with the chicken grease, bitch can’t resist the smell and licks off every last drop, shit is gross, but affordable. True Story.

Posted in:Beyonce|Biking

2009

27

May

Beyonce in Concert With No Pants on of the Day

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If Beyonce was a boy she wouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ one piece bathing suit, unless of course she was a cross dressing boy. If Beyonce had any fucking respect for others and wasn’t and self-loving bitch who thinks she’s better than the rest of the fuckin world, she wouldn’t be wearing a fucking one piece bathing suit, she’d cover her fat ass up.

Maybe this women’s liberation, independent woman, all the single ladies bullshit kick should take a fucking time out and stand in the fuckin’ corner where it belongs, because her fashion sense on stage may influence other fat girls to dress like this, thinking they are loving themselves, while alienating the men who would possibly consider fuckin’ them when drunk, because being face to face with their fat pantless crotch when not alone at their apartment, will usually make us walk the other fuckin’ way.

Posted in:Beyonce|Concert|Pants

2009

22

May

Beyonce’s Video for Some Song Called Ego of the Day

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Here’s a song by Beyonce singing about loving a guy’s “Big Ego” because shit is the only thing she can physically feel because of her “Big Pussy” and I don’t mean her family pet, unless they all take turns petting the fluffy mess in her unitard, I mean her fat genitals because she’s fat.

Here’s her new digitally remastered video with her pants off, it’s the theme of female performers everywhere and I like to document it’s slow move into the mainstream. I’m no fashion expert but this is the summer of no pants and I guess that’s a good thing for an old pervert like me.

Posted in:Beyonce|Ego|Video