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2013

06

Mar

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon Together in Bikinis of the Day

I am not even going to bother posting the pics of Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon in their bathing suits…Cameron Diaz is looking horrible enough for the group and she’s the fucking babe of the party….

I mean the idea of middle aged chicks in bikinis to being with is offensive as shit…keep you fucking bathrobe on bitches…no one wants to see this shit…not even your husbands…they are just with you cuz you’re famous…and allow them to fuck younger girls cuz you don’t want the public divorce….

I mean shit…just click the link…it’s that fucking bad…worse than showing up to a Caribbean resort in Blackface and expecting to get a laugh from the black locals…their behavior, thinking they can pull this off, is just as fucking offensive….it’s like say behind your rich person gated pool that security keeps the paparazzi away from….

Long are the days that they had sex appeal….not that I ever though doughy Barrymore ever had sex appeal…like you did that first time you saw ET…..and I never thought Witherspoon the vagina that trapped Ryan Philippe from fun with 12 kids was sexy….but jesus christ they looked a hell of a lot better than this….

Where they are now…is horrible…and the real sad thing in all this…is I would eat all their asses right after they took a shit and didn’t wipe…cuz I am a sick motherfucker…but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they look like shit….


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2013

26

Feb

Cameron Diaz in Interview Russia of the Day

Cameron Diaz has still got those legs that made her famous back in the 70s when she was a model before taking on that whole acting thing that’s made her the household name she is today….

She’s old, but made the clever choice to choose menopause over childbirth, because being a vain, selfish, self absorbed cunt, doesn’t allow room for having a kid that will ruin the body you work so hard on..and your career relies on…..you can always adopt or get a surrogate….cuz as a self absorbed cunt your ego wants more of you….clones….to carry your torch as you die off…

As far as I’m concerned, she’s a babe and still has a couple more years in her…..

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2013

20

Feb

Cameron Diaz is Intense and Half Naked for Interview Russia’s Cover of the Day

Cameron Diaz despite being old and menopausal….probably dry between the thighs….in need of anal with no lube just to feel anything….after all those years of sex with random men….being a celebrity in high demand….but I still think she’s lovely…because she made a decision to focus on career and not reproduce…that at 50….she still looks awesome….on the cover of magazinzes…popping out of leather skirts….like a sausage trying to bust through it’s casing….I am a fan…but maybe that’s just cuz I remember the legs that once were….and still are…just the skin on them is a little less elastic….as it hangs off her into her golden years….

I’m eager to see the rest of this shoot….

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2012

10

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Esquire by Terry Richardson Revisited of the Day

I already posted most of these pics of CAMERON DIAZ FOR ESQUIRE HALF NAKED IN FETISH GEAR because I am amazing at the internet…

But I figured I’d post the versions of the pics that the photographer of the shoot put up on his own site TERRYSDIARY ….cuz I guess these ones are his famous….but more importanly cuz I like revisiting shit that confuses me, as much as it turns me on, cuz she looks awesome….even though I know she’s not all that awesome for the most part….but she made the right choices…like not making babies….and possibly getting little implants….

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2012

03

Oct

Cameron Diaz is Still Hot as she Holds on for Esquire of the Day

As much as I find this photoshoot great…I can’t help but think Cameron Diaz is too old for this..but then again…when a bitch doesn’t have kids…even if I am sure she might as well have had kids based on all the things she has put in her vagina…her old ass can look ok…even if it is about to rock menopause…..and even if it’s seen better days…and even if it is on its last legs…it’s got a few more rounds left in it….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

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2012

27

Sep

Cameron Diaz Pantsless in a Photoshoot of the Day


No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.

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2012

30

Apr

Cameron Diaz Hot and Almost Naked in Haper’s Bazaar of the Day

I still like Cameron Diaz despite her being in her 40s….which is rare for me…but she took initiative to halt the aging process by simply not having kids that run her physically by robbing her of her energy and raping her belly and more importantly her pussy….allowing her to age gracefully while keeping her long amazing legs where they need to be, and who knows how long her womb will remain empty, menopause is around the corner and all bitches feel the need to fill that shit while they can, but as of today and the time this pics were taken – she was a wholesome, fit, spinster who has probably seen more cock than a team of urologists, but that just makes me think she probably gives good head….which is better than being able to clean up after your annoying kids.

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2012

20

Apr

Cameron Diaz Legs for Instyle of the Day

Cameron Diaz may be old….but unlike a war veteran or accident victim…she’s still got both her legs…legs that are long and toned and nicely maintained because she hasn’t gone out and destroyed herself with baby making despite her biological clock screaming “FILL MY FUCKING UTERUS UP IT IS MY ONLY POINT IN LIFE AND THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS FUCKING CLOSING YOU SELF INVOLVED CUNT – YOU HAVE MILLIONS – SCREW YOUR VANITY – SETTLE DOWN – LET IT GO – MAKE BABIES”……and I respect the strength it takes a woman to say “cum in my other pussy, it’s an asshole”…..instead of following instinct…cuz it allows their bodies to remain tight….and their baggage light….all this to say…this is my kind of woman…

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2012

27

Feb

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez Awkward Oscar Ass Moment of the Day

A much as I hate the Oscars and think they are a waste of fucking time…uneventful…boring and most importantly totally irrelevant…because movies being made at 100 million dollars….generating billions of dollars…paying shitty actors who aren’t even that hot millions….and fucking with the internet by lobbying for laws that lead to pirates being arrested like a gang of greedy self involved cunts….

I did see 5 minutes of the shit when I was changing porn DVDs and I think it was at the highligth of the night….but wouldn’t know since it was all I saw of the masturbatory shoved down our throat awarding themselves like they fucking need awards…when there are starving kids in Africa Bullshit….and real life issues at hand….waste of fucking time motherfuckers….

Either way…this Cameron Diaz Jennifer Lopez ass show made no fucking sense…but I still experienced and now so can you….

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2012

23

Jan

Cameron Diaz Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….

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