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2011

08

Nov

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I have decided to watch this Hilary Duff Uterus Stuff with erection in hand until the baby crawls out of her…because the idea of her having unprotected sex and that unprotected sex growing into new life to add to her already fairy tail billionaire life….turns me on…only because she’s always wearing tight pants, her tits are swelling, her ass is rounder, and her shoulders look less like a dude at hockey pracitice, and more like a fucking woman….I write her on TWITTER and she ignores me….but that doesn’t make me ignore the fact that I’d love to crawl inside her and hang out in her uterus with my tongue….here are some pics of her doing nothing particularly special…unless you’re like me and the broadcasting of being a slut who takes it raw and likes being cummed inside is something special..

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2011

19

Oct

Hilary Duff is a Hot Pregnant Chick of the Day

I’ve only started liking Hilary Duff since she got pregnant and started swelling up. Maybe it is cuz she’s filled out her broad shoulders, or maybe it’s cuz I know she doesn’t use condoms and lets dudes cum inside her….or maybe it’s cuz she’s got fat titties….all hormonal and swollen….or maybe it’s cuz she’s so dangerous with her pregnancy…who know…I just know I like it….tight dress, polluted womb, pre-shredded apart tainted post-pregnancy lady parts….

Here’s some more Duff tits, in a tank top, being squeezed together, all fatter than they used to be, possibly hormonal and slutty, but no one knows cuz it’s not Hilary, it’s Haylie…but I’d into this cuz Horse Faces don’t scare me anymore…I’m far more leniant and less angry than I once was…

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2011

29

Sep

Hilary Duff Gets Flowers from the Paparazzi of the Day

The paparazzi are such considerate scum….

You know digging through a celebs trash, hiding in trees, chasing Princess Diana down tunnels so that she dies, all while being on celebrity payroll, getting leads and exclusives to capture to release the pictures of these idiots to the media at inflated prices, I’m talking seriously inflated prices…

The whole thing is almost ridiculous….but when you see one of them giving Hilary Duff some flowers for her birthday, it makes the whole experience so human…because it’s not just a gesture of thanks for makin them a lot of money, or a gesture of kindness that will lead to getting them on her payroll as her exclusive paparazzi, and it’s not set up for personal gain in anyway, it’s just telling a bitch “Happy Birthday”….and I’m really just interested in her uterus filled with fetus ass. Cuz that’s what I’m here for….

The whole paparazzi thing, despite posting paparazzi pictures all day, amazes me….why do people care about these cunts…it makes no sense.

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2011

21

Sep

Hilary Duff Dangerous Pregnancy Walk of the Day

Hilary Duff lives out her pregnancy on the fucking edge…a few weeks ago she was out TEXTING WHILE RIDING A BIKE WITH NO HELMET ….today she’s running with scissors…to the average observer, one might say she’s trying to stage an “accidental” “staged” miscarriage now that all the attention for her being pregnant has blown over….

I’m just bummed, there’s no pics of her BUM pictures, because really this watching pregnant or recent moms in their 20s bouncing into or out of pregnancy is kind of a turn on…I think my biological clock is ticking or something…and I’d love to live vicariously through Hilary Duff’s vagina…

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2011

16

Sep

Hilary Duff Hiding Her Pregnancy Like a High School Student of the Day

I prefer when Hilary Duff embraces her pregnancy like the girl who feels at the top of the world cuz her man, who she never thought would cum in her pussy, cuz her only did her anal, cuz pussy didn’t work for his HOMO-JOCK, made her develop a broad back, so she looked like a dude when wearing a hockey helmet and his dick was up her ass….

She’s pulling some highschool pregnancy shit, all covered up in an oversized shit so no one judges her or gossips about her, leaving her free to give birth at her prom with a baby to be disposed of in a dumpster like a normal teen pregnancy….

I prefer seeing her in bikinis, halter tops, spandex shorts, or anything you’d see on a pregnant bitch in the trailer park….not cuz she’s trash or because she’s finally filling out those ripped shoulders…but because I love seeing young pregnant women half naked and slutty, but I live in the ghetto and young pregnant sluts is kinda a daily vision…even though the whole pregnancy itself puts any girl in a new realm of slut…one who doesn’t get abortions or the morning after pill when she gets cummed in…and as much as I like watching girls at the pharmacy get the morning after pill…the follow through as long as it isn’t my kid is porn…

Hilary Duff needs to step up the slut in this pregnancy watch….embrace the shit like whore…

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2011

15

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I like to document Hilary Duff’s pregnancy partially because pregnancy is so awesome that I saw a scared looking indian dude at Walmart yesterday buying 250 dollars worth of baby food for a kid that wouldn’t stop screaming with a wife who looked haggard and disgusting and wrecked bodied thanks to that pregnancy….which would explain why the only other item in his cart was a box of fucking condoms…but mainly because she’s wearing tight pants and her pregnancy and ass make me want to shove my tongue so far up her twat I can taste her placenta….but I’m just weird like that….

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2011

06

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

Hilary Duff is Street Walking in brazil…and I assume it has something to do with her husband being a homo jock who can only fuck girls who either look like they have a dick when fucking them up the ass from behind…or have a dick…and now that she’s pregnant she’s out looking for and recruiting some tranny sluts to meet his needs…you know since he gave her what she always wanted…her baby….

Here she is at the Brazilian airport….landing for her journey I assume is for his sexual needs, you know hockey season is starting soon and you can’t use a pregnant woman for a Hazing ritual…it just doesn’t work.

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2011

02

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch of the Day

I like keeping track of Hilary Duff’s pregnancy…you know there’s just something about hormonal changes and the inability to get knocked up cuz she’s already knocked up that tickles my fucking prostate, wakes it up, and reminds it to go back into semen production….

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2011

01

Sep

Hilary Duff Pregnant Text and Bike Rider of the Day

Pretty risky shit for a pregnant chick to be texting and riding….you know one wrong turn and baby be gone…this is not the most highly recommended home abortion method…but it is pretty effective if done right…crazy bitch makes me want to smell her seat…I’m sure those budding placenta producing lady parts, all baby filled and hormonal make for some interesting smells….

Homegrown abortion aside…I’m loving her ass….

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2011

30

Aug

Hilary Duff Rockin’ Her Pregnancy of the Day

I’m making a habit of documenting Hilary Duff’s uterus fatness, because I’m as shocked as the next guy about this whole pregnancy, not cuz girls who grow up before their time thanks to pervert executives and their de-virginizing fingers always like to start families of their own to exploit as they don’t know how to actually love, but think they do, cuz actors are good at lying….see she’s already rich and established in her career, she’s used to all the media attention and most importantly she’s married…I’m just shocked cuz I’m convinced her husband is a homojock who only does her up the ass….explaining all the muscles she developed post marrying him…making me think this may be someone else’s baby but I’ve been wrong about these things before….

When all is said and done it’s nice to know that you can’t knock her up if ever you had the chance to date rape her, since she’s already pregnant, even though she’s the kind of girl you’d want to knock up cuz she comes with the good life.

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2011

29

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass of the Day

Hilary Duff’s uterus is filled with stuff we call a baby and I like watching her ass in tight pants as the rest of her fills out…mainly because I’m a fucking pervert and I know what it takes to get pregnant in the first place…especially from a homojock who only fucks her up the ass from behind while she wears a hockey helmet after doing 4 sets of push ups…I’m talking cum farting shitty cum out of her ass into a shot glass and turkey basting herself until it sticks…so hot. I hope they saved the video for the baby book.

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2011

26

Aug

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Continues of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, maybe my last half retarded sperm is dying of cancer and telling the rest of me I’m almost officially infertile, because the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to fuck a pregnant chick….but not a pregnant chick of my own…since I don’t think girls will ever let me get them pregnant…I’m one of those guys who is the reason abortions were invented…but a pregnant chick who is pregnant with another dude’s baby….maybe it’s the challenge, cuz pregnant chicks generally don’t cheat on their husbands, or maybe I just like illegit children and the slutty mothers who make them…

Making Hilary Duff pretty desirable….even though she has a foreign object growing inside her….and she’s not even in revealing or tight clothes…

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2011

25

Aug

Hilary Duff Shorts So Tight It’s Keepin’ The Baby In of the Day

I pretty much said it all in the title. Here’s some Hilary Duff pregnant, despite the fact that you’d assume her husband is a bit of a homo jock who lets his teammates bang her while he jerks off, because let’s face it, she got broad since marrying him…and now she’s broad in the uterus….but containing it all in a pair of her tight jean shorts so that her fetus doesn’t escape as she knows it may be a long time before she gets her man to cum inside her vagina, cuz he’s more into asshole…making this baby a fucking keeper….

I figure she should hold onto these shorts, cuz when the pregnancy is over, bitch is gonna need straps and tights to keep her vagina from dragging ont he ground…so get I expect to get used to this strategy to keep things in….

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2011

24

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Baby Filled Gunt of the Day

Here are some new pictures of a fatter Hilary Duff who now has a reason for being fat, you know with being pregnant at 23 and all, because she grew up faster than the average girl, making her first billion by the time she’s 15, meaning she doesn’t need to start a family at 30 like a normal chick who isn’t from the trailer park….because this way…I assume she’s hoping her body will bounce back to its sensational broad back that she’s built up so that her husband could cum to as long as she had a hockey helmet on and her muscles rippled in excitement to the hazing….it’s a hockey life….

Either way, here she is in spandex with someone elses fetus inside her uterus…just the way you like girls you fuck…so long as it isn’t Hilary Duff, cuz like Britney she’s a good provider for deadbeat like you, but if you’re like me, then girls rely heavily on abortions to prevent that kind of thing from happening…if anything sometimes I think abortions were invented to avoid my reproduction….works for me.

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2011

18

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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