Joanna Krupa has mastered the bottom feeding…finally…people care about her all thanks to some horribly scripted show sent from hell to remind us that gold diggers are as trashy and disgusting as we originally thought…I mean here she is hustling a bikini….like the days of shooting for Maxim for 100 bucks…in a bikini…hoping to secure more fans….were a lifetime ago….cuz once a bottom feeder…not always a bottom feeder if you commit to your body feeding and fuck a lot of rich guys along the way…

She’s useless trash, but her body’s goood in a bikini and that’s something worth looking at, if you like bodies that are good in bikinis….

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I wonder how many times I can write about Joanna Krupa being a failed model, who managed to work her way into whatever it is she’s worked herself into, one dick at a time….but I’m gonna do it again…

She was a Maxim model, who likely made 100,000 dollars a year for the last 15 years, until getting the right agent, to squeeze her into Dancing With the Stars, as the eye candy, for miserable husbands everywhere to gawk while their fat wives made them watch the shit….even though she was hardly a celebrity….but a Maxim model….who made less than 100,000 dollars a year….

That network push propelled her into the mainstream, every small town person who watches DWTS started to care about her…leading to Real Housewives of Miami…a gig that is better suited for her…cuz she’s a hooker….even if she was also a destined to be a dancer prior to getting on the show…a girl’s gotta pay her bills…with her fake tits…anyway she can…

Now she’s doing a little paddleboarding in a white bikini…

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Joanna Krupa may be on some low level reality show that America loves…cuz America wishes they had the life of luxury Joanna Krupa has…but to me she’s always going to be a failed model who for years did useless low level photoshoots…hoping one day her Polish tits would inspire and make an actual difference and land her an actual legitimate modeling career…and not one represented by Model Mayhem….you see cuz all she got as work was some shitty Maxim spreads that probably didn’t pay the bills even if it propelled her into circles where she could sleep her way onto TV…after a decade of trying to be famous…

She’s essentially nothing by an escort, doing hooker fucking things, for 1000 dollars a day….but at least she’s got a decent body when she’d doin it, cuz when looking at pics of her, we don’t have to deal with anything else beyond that bikini clad ass..

Here’s the video

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Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves…

Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini…

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Is this for real?

Joanna Krupa is “a model” by trade…and she posted these pics of her posing on set of some bullshit you know isn’t a big deal….and I am loving it…cuz she’s posing in a way that looks like she’s mocking modeling…you know like how three drunk girls at a bachelorette party would pose for the camera….or how you’d expect them to make fun of models on shitty shows like SNL….but I think she’s being serious and I guess that’s part of the reason why she’s never really made it…but has somehow managed to work the reality TV circuit…all because she was in Maxim a few times in 2000….back in the last end of the world crisis….that paved the way to be the hot girl on Dancing with the Stars for the husbands to stomach bein forced to watch that shit in the one TV trailer park households I assume watch that show….cuz if everyone on the shit was Mario Lopez and Kathy Griffin…spousal abuse would surely go down…but throw in some hot enough pussy…and all of a sudden it all becomes ok….

Either way here she is in some pics she felt were good enough for you to see…so she obviously likes them….even if they are clowny as fuck.

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Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker and who probably leaked the story herself…in efforts to get people talking about her…and based on her shirt, I think seeking attention is kinda her thing..and really I am not complaining because the world needs bitches with implants who turned their backs on stripping as respect for her parents who escaped communist Poland to give her the good life….but who essentially because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, because before these slut in a see thru shirt pics, that was the single most important thing she ever did….you’re supposed to be a star to be on the shit, not use it to try to be a star…..

WHo cares, nipples….

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Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking jobbing….she’s hurting…she’s fallen off…she’s struggling…she’s rock bottom coasting…and that’s because she decided to use dancing with the stars as a platform to finally become a star…since they needed a hot chick and prior to her being on it she was just a Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….before realizing that if they didn’t care about her before the shit, they won’t care about her after the shit, even if it put her in front of millions of people who never heard of her again….it was some bad strategy or advice…that has left her washing cars in a bikini for publicity on some low level, obvious, people will notice, but why are you subjecting yourself to this, do you need money this bad kick.

Seriously, I like watching, but I can see the sadness in her vagina definition as she degrades herself like a fucking whore that I guess she’s telling us she is…through her actions not her words…and I kinda love it.

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Joanna Krupa is one of the Dancing with the Stars stars who was never a star to begin with, but who was instead just some cunt trying to become a star cuz she had been grinding for a fucking decade, getting half naked, doing the LA hustle, fucking the right people, and only landing the shit cuz they needed a hot chick…you know…meaning the show celebs fall back on cuz they have nothing going on became the show this bitch embraced as her big fucking break….

But the good news is that she’s gone back to shameless self promotion and putting up pics of herself half naked and that shit works for me….cuz despite being a nobody…she’s fucking hot….

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Joanna Krupa is a notorious bottom feeder, who although being hot and solidifying enough money in her bank account from various low level modeling gigs, she never really reached the full potential of celebrity, despite being hot….

So whenever I hear her name, cuz I normally forget she exists, I always laugh because I remember she did Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, if anything that was the biggest thing she booked as a nobody….and it propelled her into more recent work on Real Housewives….

So she went from low level model who wasn’t famous, but who did Maxim, to Dancing with the Stars….to Real Housewives…in a career that is neither great or memorable…and that is really just a pile of fucking smut….

But at least she’s working the paparazzi in her bikini, something her low level ass has mastered pretty well.

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