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2011

23

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat in Tight Pants of the Day

So I was standing outside of the gym the other day and a stream of fat chicks in tight pants walked in, and I was like this is a fucking gym, shouldn’t the bitches going in be tight bodied, and things I want to fuck when I’m both sober and drunk and not just drunk and aroused with no witnesses, then I realized shit is asperational, these pigs are going in, cuz they want to look like the skinny bitches I want them to be…

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy pig, feeding off society, and tricking dudes into thinking she’s hot thanks to marketing…

THe only think she’s got that’s skinny is her fucking ankles and even they quickly go dumpy, sloppy, thick and disguting….I never get why people get mad at me when I call her fat, don’t they have fucking eyes? Or maybe they are fatter than her and in a way think they are defending themselves…cuz if she’s considered fat, then they are considered real fat….

When the cold hard truth is that this bitch is fucking huge. Work out clothes or not, I’m not buying it….and you shouldn’t either. THIS IS A FAT CHICK BODY….Realize it fatty.

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2011

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Titties for Publicity of the Day

Before reading this post remember that Kim Kardashian is a pornstar

Her porn is what gave her a career and I’m pretty sure her pimping mother was behind the whole thing….because I know people who know people and they all tell me the same thing…prior to the release of the sex tape, the number one publicist in Hollywood was already hired to create what has become Kim Kardashian…

I also think her pimping mom is behind the plot points in the storyline of their show, you know in efforts to keep shit semi interesting and worth watching…marry off the fat one and knock up the hot one while the youngest ones are growing in some tits, hold off the one everyone wants to fuck, even though she’s fat, for as long as you can until ratings slip then marry that one off to the first athlete willing to increase his celebrity for money…

It’s all a fucking lie, as is her shopping for wedding clothes with her whole family and camera crew in what is some seriously twisted shit that I hope ends in an anti-terrorist attack…since they are the fucking terrorists on our society…

But I am still into her fat tits and their cry for attention, even if the rest of her body is garbage cuz I get that we all gotta make a living some how….

Here she is making a joke of herself leaving a workout session even though everyone knows bitches this big don’t work out…

I liked her better when she was producing and staring in porn

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2011

08

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits in a Tight Dress of the Day

Looks like her belly button is trying to eat its way out of this dress…which I guess is why she’s dressed like Elvira, you know some “high” concept like Lady Gaga, being all literal and shit cuz she knows she’s like a horror movie, especially when in a tight dress..but what do I know….you don’t have to answer that, just look at the pics….

She also squeezed into some harness as hard as she could placed at her thinnest point on her body at some event where she just launched her perfume, cuz she’s a budding entrepreneur with e a global vision of where to take the brand she’s created based on her. A modern day Trump or Paris Hilton, money making in a ridiculous way….but I hear her perfume isn’t just called eau du toilette, but is actual piss, cuz that’s a smell she’s into…it reminds her of what she went her to get to this point…

On a sidenote: I wonder how many people have called “Kim Kardashian”, “Kim Lard-Ass-Ian” in her life? Get it cuz she’s fat….I’m betting at least 1 even though I take her as more of a “Kunt”…I have no interest in this waste of time novelty act…

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2011

27

May

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Is a Publicity Stunt of the Day

Kim Kardashian has decided to televise her wedding to her boyfriend of 5 minutes, who is white, which makes no sense, but the publicity stunt does, cuz she knows people are gonna not care about her in a year, that her time at the top is closing into an end, and that it is now and never to have the Royal Wedding everyone watches on TV like she was a Princess she thinks she is, thanks to her dad spoiling the fuck out of her before dying to not witness his whore daughter be a whore….

It’s so obvious, yet everyone buys into it, when all we should really be doing is watching her suck a black cock to launch her career…cuz she was pornstar and needs to head back down that road….after this whole mainstream/legit/toying with the public thanks to strong PR shit ends.

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2011

20

May

Kim Kardashian Feels Her Fame Dying of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat ass at some club with some boyfriend because I can tell she feels her fame coming to an end….because it was undeserved and not based on talent or accomplishment….other than the sex tape maybe….but even that wasn’t all that skillful on her part, she was just there…..and this is her holding on…hoping the media cover her shit…soon she will be very hungry for the attention..cuz she’s already got the money….it’s the eyeballs she’s addicted to…and as soon as that ends…it’s gonna be hilarious to see her bottom feeding like she was Heidi Montag hustle..more sex tapes, scandals, stunts, vagina slips, eating, obesity, suicide. The future is almost here…Amazing…..

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2011

17

May

Kim Kardashian Fat Back of the Day

Kim Kardashian has a fat back and I figured I’d post it because you all need to realize that she’s not someone with any fucking sex appeal, unless you own a restaurant, that’s not an all you can eat place, but a by the pound kinda spot, cuz this pig, like all pigs, likes to eat…

I’m tired of her being celebrated, I’m tired of her making money, I’m tired of people thinking she’s hot, but for some sick reason, I’m not tired of watching her suck a black cock…cuz pornstars, despite being unimpressive and trash, at least they get fucking naked and fuck….I just don’t like when they pretend they are all luxury and high class….when really they just gutter porn trash, no matter how much money they have or have made…

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2011

29

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

I think as a testament to Kim Kardashian’s current condition as a chunky as fuck fat girl, it only makes sense that when I first saw these pictures, I thought that they were pictures of Kim Kardashian….something that Kim Kardashian has probably spent her life trying to avoid, you know whenever any family or friends said “You look so much like each other, oh sisters”, she’d go into a 3 week long eating disorder bender, validating herself with random black cock, and whatever else she’d do to make the pain go away….but now, thanks to her sloppy body, it’s too hard to avoid, She is morphing into Khloe….Are you guys sisters, how cute…if this was a horror movie…

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2011

28

Apr

Kim Kardashian Pretend sto Hit the Gym of the Day

Look at this doughy pig pretending to leave the gym, even though a body like that doesn’t really represent a body that works out. I am sure her personal trainer is the only personal trainer in hollywood who doesn’t want anyone to know he trains Kim Kardashian, because it will reflect badly on his work. I mean I guess what it comes down to, is that if this a million dollar body with the best of the best dieticians, image consultants, trainers, I’d hate to see what she’d look like as a common whore, I’m thinking WalMart cashier…

Now look at what made her a fat celebrity whore and not a real fat common whore, as she sucks this BLACK MAN’S COCK…..

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2011

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Cosmo of the Day

I hate Hollywood, it is such a piece of shit waste of time….I find the whole thing very fucking boring…whether there are tits or scandal or not…it’s all so not important that it hurts my brain to post this shit most of the time…

That said, here’s a fat Kim Kardashian photoshopped for Cosmo UK, and still looking fat even after the photoshop job….

She’s a bitch who made 100,000,000 dollars last year, all because she released a sex tape of her and some brother and had the right PR team to spin the shit…thanks to her dad’s hard work and fortune he left her to use on being a vapid cunt.

The fact that she was capable to do what she did and make the money she did while having pretty much no known talent is just fucking disgusting….

That’s why I watch her sucking dick in video daily to remind me what it takes in America to matter….

Serious dumpy trash that doesn’t deserve to be celebrated. Good times.


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2011

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Vegas of the Day

Kim Kardashian is huge. Spanx are not going to save this bitch much longer…..cuz there comes a point in obesity that just can’t be strapped the fuck down….you know where it spills the fuck over the shit like the untamed fucking pig that she is….and lookin’ at her doughy stomach…that time is soon….I just wonder if she’s gonna go back to her porn career when all is said and done and no one gives a fuck about her…cuz even with all the money in the world….I know bitches like this love attention and hate losing it to other bitches…in an addicted to fame kinda thing…only this time it’ll be BBW fetish shit….and not just interracial shit I like to watch to remind me of what she’s capable of and more importantly what got her where she is today…. HER PORNO

Either way, here’s her fat ass…

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